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      11-07-2017, 01:35 PM   #50997
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Meet him in personal and he'll proll give you a handy over some brunch.
That's what I'm hoping for.
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That's what I'm hoping for.
Nobody from forum I've met has given me a handy. Keep offering for exchanges, or an old fashion circle jerk, but no PM's.
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Nobody from forum I've met has given me a handy. Keep offering for exchanges, or an old fashion circle jerk, but no PM's.
Afeared of your employer Lups
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So help me with pronunciation, before I go all crazy on some fool who doesn't know how to say it: Ethernet. eethernet (hard e at the beginning) or aethernet (soft e at beginning)
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Afraid of your employer Lups
Yeah, they pm me. I tell them the truth, he is not a giver and yeah, no circles to bups.
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      11-07-2017, 03:02 PM   #51002
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So help me with pronunciation, before I go all crazy on some fool who doesn't know how to say it: Ethernet. eethernet (hard e at the beginning) or aethernet (soft e at beginning)
I guess I always say it with a hard e...at least based on your example.

Am I the next fool or am I safe?

btw...on the topic of mental health, guns, and the above post....someone take his guns away!
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Nobody from forum I've met has given me a handy. Keep offering for exchanges, or an old fashion circle jerk, but no PM's.
While I'm sure you've definitely heard the old "It's not you, it's me" rationale when being turned down...in this case, it is definitely you.

You failed to realize what Belgie was smart enough to realize (edit - I can't believe I just said that) - you need to throw in brunch. It's the promise of brunch that has pasghetti all excited. Lead with that hook next time.
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Congratulations sweetheart !
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Meet him in personal and he'll proll give you a handy over some brunch.
You have no idea !
BTW...Who are you my friend ?
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You have no idea !
BTW...Who are you my friend ?
She used to be C5Driver, till C5Driver got banned. You remember the beautiful Alex(andra) don't you? Bups actually mentioned to me that she'd like to get to know you better over PM, but is hoping you would initiate.
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While I'm sure you've definitely heard the old "It's not you, it's me" rationale when being turned down...in this case, it is definitely you.

You failed to realize what Belgie was smart enough to realize (edit - I can't believe I just said that) - you need to throw in brunch. It's the promise of brunch that has pasghetti all excited. Lead with that hook next time.
Ceasar your stupid hook means my ax for you !

You call me Belgie ?!?! Are you out of your mind ?
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She used to be C5Driver, till C5Driver got banned. You remember the beautiful Alex(andra) don't you? Bups actually mentioned to me that she'd like to get to know you better over PM, but is hoping you would initiate.
You know nothing Ceasar ! C5 was never banned , he's now on the Rennspeed-Rennlist forums now !
Once you're a Porsche owner , BMW's are for poor bastards ...
Do you get this ? Or do you still live in BC ?
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BMW's are for poor bastards ...
Good thing I drive a Chrysler then???

What type of person does that make me?
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Good thing I drive a Chrysler then???

What type of person does that make me?


Too easy.
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Good thing I drive a Chrysler then???

What type of person does that make me?
A Roman in mini skirt on sandals .
I'm 100% sure you realize who that is !
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Too easy.
What I took away from that was the lyric "cause experience makes you wise". So I interpret that to mean I'm experienced and wise.

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What I took away from that was the lyric "cause experience makes you wise". So I interpret that to mean I'm experienced and wise.

Well, this a BMW forum. Anyone here denying that (when it comes to cars.)?
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A Roman in mini skirt on sandals .
I'm 100% sure you realize who that is !
I have a new theory about why Ambiorix lost to the Romans.

I now suspect old Am-Bi was too busy trying to peek up their "mini-skirts" to remember how to fight.

I'm close right?
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Well, this a BMW forum. Anyone here denying that?
That this is a BMW forum? Probably not.

But with respect to me being experienced and wise? I suspect there might be a long line of naysayers forming for that one...
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What I took away from that was the lyric "cause experience makes you wise". So I interpret that to mean I'm experienced and wise.

You wise ? Give me a break !
Ceasar you was killed by your own salad ...

Salad wise ?
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That this is a BMW forum? Probably not.

But with respect to me being experienced and wise? I suspect there might be a long line of naysayers forming for that one...
I'm sending you my mother as a Christmas present.
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I have a new theory about why Ambiorix lost to the Romans.

I now suspect old Am-Bi was too busy trying to peek up their "mini-skirts" to remember how to fight.

I'm close right?
Yeah right ! I'm pretty sure he saw your wide asshole under your mini skirt .
That's why he finally walked and thought I don't fight against Roman homos !
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