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      10-18-2017, 01:44 PM   #50865
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      10-18-2017, 01:50 PM   #50866
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I was going to text him today, so here's hoping my babe is back.

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-18-2017, 02:02 PM   #50867
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Mines not new, it's just gone under some operations. I prefer the term, enhanced.
Kind of like the back of the car in your avatar?

How fitting.

BTW, since you are completely new to the forum and couldn't possibly know anybody, if you were looking to get the rest of your car "enhanced", I've heard that pool boy wages are pretty good around here.
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      10-18-2017, 02:04 PM   #50868
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Yes!!! I'm hiring, my last poolboy doesn't love me anymore!
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      10-18-2017, 02:15 PM   #50869
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What's everyone up to?
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But you know why that is right, Mr. Weinstein?
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Oh hell yeah, a female for you! Go drool guys!
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      10-18-2017, 02:28 PM   #50872
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But you know why that is right, Mr. Weinstein?
If this had been posted by anyone besides you...

I find it hilarious how people think liberals approve Harvey. Fuck his kind. I volunteer for the duty since even before this came out i shared my story here. As much as i think the women are at fault too by not reporting, the attitudes around this are so still so bad.
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      10-18-2017, 02:30 PM   #50873
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Oh hell yeah, a female for you! Go drool guys!
I'm really conflicted by this suggestion. Perhaps the expert otherwise known as JohnnyCanuck could weigh in...is it still sexual harassment if the suggestion comes from a woman?





LOL Lups - I needed to pay you back for the foamy tips.
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If this had been posted by anyone besides you...
It is acceptable because I'm almost as lovable as Bups isn't it?
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      10-18-2017, 02:34 PM   #50876
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Desperately trying to stay awake. You?
Getting ready for drill this weekend going to Camp Edward's in Massachusetts yah army
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      10-18-2017, 02:41 PM   #50877
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Is... Is it you, my bubs? My favorite flubs?
I'm just a new guy, no idea what a flub is!

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Kind of like the back of the car in your avatar?

How fitting.

BTW, since you are completely new to the forum and couldn't possibly know anybody, if you were looking to get the rest of your car "enhanced", I've heard that pool boy wages are pretty good around here.
What car? The Camry? She's a beaut! 38MPG's and a trunk big enough for 2 dead hookers and a 24 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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- Donald J. Trump.
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      10-18-2017, 02:56 PM   #50879
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What car? The Camry? She's a beaut! 38MPG's and a trunk big enough for 2 dead hookers and a 24 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Oh hell yes!
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      10-18-2017, 03:01 PM   #50880
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do you have politic section under control
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      10-18-2017, 03:08 PM   #50881
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do you have politic section under control
I need a few more paddles. Please deliver.
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No politico.


Although, I may have already been there for the past couple months. But nobody would know. Muwahahaha.
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      10-18-2017, 06:47 PM   #50884
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