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      10-04-2017, 10:40 AM   #50755
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I mean I doubt anyone wants to volunteer for that job. Hard enough getting my friends to help film on the weekend at 10am. Lucky we did though as it started raining and we had to stop early.
Im sure you can find a volunteer if you asked.
it was more of tomb raider scene with your outfit.
Well I am Tara Croft
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      10-04-2017, 01:09 PM   #50756
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i will be waiting for a part duex
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      10-04-2017, 01:47 PM   #50757
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Can I kick your ass in part deux?
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      10-04-2017, 02:48 PM   #50758
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Lups I found some attire for you (if you'll take off the Wyoming gear):
https://www.blipshift.com/products/swede-steed-ii
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      10-04-2017, 02:51 PM   #50759
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Lups I found some attire for you (if you'll take off the Wyoming gear):
https://www.blipshift.com/products/swede-steed-ii
We've had those in volvos here for a decade.

Good to see you around old friend, all good?
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      10-04-2017, 02:53 PM   #50760
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We've had those in volvos here for a decade.

Good to see you around old friend, all good?
All is lovely... if you count being underwater at work as lovely. How are you? I'll harass you via WhatsApp when I get a breather in the next few days.
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      10-04-2017, 02:56 PM   #50761
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Can I kick your ass in part deux?


am i gettin paid for this scene?
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      10-04-2017, 02:56 PM   #50762
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All is lovely... if you count being underwater at work as lovely. How are you? I'll harass you via WhatsApp when I get a breather in the next few days.
Lol, I'm selling the young devil, my dogs suck while the hubby doesn't. You know, fml.

Cool, let's talk.
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Nobody wants to be beat up by a girl onscreen

But yeah, I really really wanted to do a fight scene. Maybe next time.
Chick-fight!!!! If you had some jalapenos I bet Lups is down for it
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Chick-fight!!!! If you had some jalapenos I bet Lups is down for it
Tara is brutal. I wouldn't fight her, even for jalapenos.
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      10-04-2017, 03:41 PM   #50765
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I made my first mini-movie! It's a Transporter spoof Yes, I know I suck at acting

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      10-04-2017, 11:17 PM   #50766
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Can I kick your ass in part deux?


am i gettin paid for this scene?
Yeah of course, because my videos have a huge budget of $0.00.
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      10-04-2017, 11:40 PM   #50767
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Yeah of course, because my videos have a huge budget of $0.00.
Where are you hiding that YouTube money?
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      10-04-2017, 11:50 PM   #50768
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Yeah of course, because my videos have a huge budget of $0.00.
Where are you hiding that YouTube money?
In my tummy. Because pizzaaaa.
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've been having manual nannies in the automatic bmw. E-brake when parking, pushing imaginary clutch to start or change gears....,
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I've been eating a lot of spicy food lately and my farts actually feel spicy.
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i needs $$ for x3m40i
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Bring on some Tequila and Lauren and Im your man for free
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They will be lined up for casting calls to be in a video and defeated by you.
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