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      08-05-2017, 10:34 AM   #50557
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      08-14-2017, 01:35 PM   #50561
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I wish I had worn my Beer, Bacon, Guns shirt to work today when I read those? My head is already shaved, so I just need some reflective lens.
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In your case it must be like "Beer, Bacon, Guns, Poultry"
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      09-01-2017, 09:15 AM   #50568
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Ahh, the first day of September. I walked out this morning to be greeted by a balmy 7 degrees Celsius. Our summer this year sucked. Mostly rain. And now it is starting to get cooler.
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What temperature is that in freedom units?


It was 57° F this morning here. Drove to work with the windows down, it was glorious.
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What temperature is that in freedom units?


It was 57° F this morning here. Drove to work with the windows down, it was glorious.
In American speak, that is 44.6 degrees apparently. Not that cold, just begrudging the fact that this spells the end of summer, and it will only get colder likely.

Oh well, today I'm going home at lunch to grill some jalapenos on the BBQ, drink some beer, and enjoy the sun / weather.
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In American speak, that is 44.6 degrees apparently. Not that cold, just begrudging the fact that this spells the end of summer, and it will only get colder likely.

Oh well, today I'm going home at lunch to grill some jalapenos on the BBQ, drink some beer, and enjoy the sun / weather.
That's a little nippy, but still primo weather. The 40's - 60's for the mornings and a low 70's afternoon.


I'm getting on the road at 11:30, gonna head up to MI. Buddies GF wants me to meet her psycho friend. Should be a good time.
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Who is Sara?
Psh, you'll never forget the girl you went to visit in NOLA!

And oops, I totally forgot to tag her. Sara504
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Psh, you'll never forget the girl you went to visit in NOLA!

And oops, I totally forgot to tag her. Sara504
I did know a Sara at one point, then one day all her glorious snaps stopped coming through. She removed me from her social media!

That's actually why I slipped into depression a while ago.
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It doesn't normally get above 77 during the day here, yet that was the temperature when I left for work BEFORE sunrise.

There's that too, I have to turn off the lights as I leave the house for work again.
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That's a little nippy, but still primo weather. The 40's - 60's for the mornings and a low 70's afternoon.


I'm getting on the road at 11:30, gonna head up to MI. Buddies GF wants me to meet her psycho friend. Should be a good time.


At least this time you're not driving 1,400 miles round trip for a cricket caper.
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What is this nonsense? And does the Colonel's secret recipe include crack cocaine? Discuss...
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