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      07-20-2017, 11:53 AM   #50513
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She's a # fat ass..
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      07-20-2017, 12:15 PM   #50516
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But I would bang the younger sisters.
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      07-20-2017, 12:21 PM   #50517
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Guys, I called the dealer and they mentioned that now they have no idea when they'll be receiving my airbag when they told me last Saturday when I dropped it off that it'll there by mid week. It's now Thursday and driving this 320i is killing me. Should I:

1) Be like Gary and demand a 7 series?
2) Install DP, JB4, CAI for that 25 HP gain alone and add a M3 decal for that extra 6.5 HP?
3) Walk in and demand my e90 back and wait until they call me back when the airbag does arrive?
4) Ban myself?
5) Play with myself?
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-20-2017, 12:26 PM   #50518
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      07-20-2017, 01:09 PM   #50519
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Guys, I called the dealer and they mentioned that now they have no idea when they'll be receiving my airbag when they told me last Saturday when I dropped it off that it'll there by mid week. It's now Thursday and driving this 320i is killing me. Should I:

1) Be like Gary and demand a 7 series?
2) Install DP, JB4, CAI for that 25 HP gain alone and add a M3 decal for that extra 6.5 HP?
3) Walk in and demand my e90 back and wait until they call me back when the airbag does arrive?
4) Ban myself?
5) Play with myself?
I would:

1) Walk in and play with myself while demanding they ban all further 320i from production unless they want to see you finish
2) Install DP, JB4, CAI on a 7 series in the lot for the surprise it will bring to its future owner
3) Demand my e90 back and wait until they call me back when the airbag does arrive.
4) Be like Gary
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      07-20-2017, 01:46 PM   #50520
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Joekerr, no joking!
Caesar was/is actually a big joke !
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      07-20-2017, 02:06 PM   #50522
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Caesar was/is actually a big joke !
It was a vague attempt at humor, and since you have no children you probably don't know Dora the Explorer.
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It was a vague attempt at humor, and since you have no children you probably don't know Dora the Explorer.
Dora is a Mexican, of course they don't have Dora all the way in Belgieland.
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Help me with a movie quote issue, I can't find it to save my life:

"What'd he say he was doing?"
"Said he was fangering the dog"
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Help me with a movie quote issue, I can't find it to save my life:

"What'd he say he was doing?"
"Said he was fangering the dog"
I think that's from the 1993 release of "Wede makes a porno".

But no, I can't find it either...not confident it happened. But a shoutout to you for making my google browsing history look very questionable at the moment.

Or...comparatively...the same as yours.
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I think that's from the 1993 release of "Wede makes a porno".
You NEVER use the same pseudonym for writing as acting

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You NEVER use the same pseudonym for writing as acting

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This is why I always respect my elders.

They have so much wisdom to share.

Thanks Wede!
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Dora is a Mexican, of course they don't have Dora all the way in Belgieland.
William all I can say is..The name Dora sounds sexy , you know a kinda wild thing !
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This is why I always respect my elders.

They have so much wisdom to share.

Thanks Wede!
Some day, when you can steal the pebble from my hand, you will be ready grasshopper


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William all I can say is..The name Dora sounds sexy , you know a kinda wild thing !
Dora THE EXPLORER. She wants to EXPLORE your . . .

WHAT AM I SAYING? No more testo-pedo pills this week!
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This is why I always respect my elders.

They have so much wisdom to share.

Thanks Wede!
Romans had only wisdom in insane sex orgies at the battlefield . That's why they were wearing mini skirts .
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Dora THE EXPLORER. She wants to EXPLORE your . . .

WHAT AM I SAYING? No more testo-pedo pills this week!
You sound like our priest behind in the church , her name was not Dora but Marie .
The maid (Marie) was on her knees (not for prayers) while he pulled on her long black hair..
On the other hand ..Lord I confess I would bang her too in our church from behind !
Forgive me my sins ..
AMEN !
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