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Axius · 06-28-2017, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Text me dork,i don't have your number!

I swear to god i only believe in violence when it comes to producers of bad food and penguin molesters.

You're so difficult. Of all the numbers to not have, and you don't have mine? What happened to the little note I wrote back in '00 with my number on it?

Let me guess, it's lost.

...., people molest penguins? I've heard of people molesting dolphins, and vice versa.

Lups · 06-28-2017, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I snuck a song reference in there - knowing you would not get it because it was not metal.

Have you ever watched Million Dollar Listing New York....guy on there (Fredrik) who is Swedish (I know, I'm certain there are marked differences between that and Finnish), likes to do high kicks and say something in Swedish from time to time. Mentally, I'm probably just going to picture you doing something of the same. I do like the show though I can't see how anyone has the money to be able to live in New York based on the house prices shown.

Hey i listen to other stuff than metal too. We have elevators here and sometimes it takes over ten seconds to escape from them.

No, i didn't catch it. Sorry. I'll google it right after i get over the last time a Canadian gave me music recommendations. It's been 15 years and counting but Alanis did for sure make a lasting impression.

UncleWede · 06-28-2017, 10:34 AM

I "CARE" for my birds, it's not molestation. And the Earth has to get a LOT warmer for the penguins to be able to slip through that hole in the flat Earth and make it to the 'Nard.

Lups, you're a kicker???? That just isn't fair. I have no qualms about declare my Achilles is actually the shins too. I'm making progress, my masseuse can TOUCH my shins now. . .

Joekerr · 06-28-2017, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Hey i listen to other stuff than metal too. We have elevators here and sometimes it takes over ten seconds to escape from them.

No, i didn't catch it. Sorry. I'll google it right after i get over the last time a Canadian gave me music recommendations. It's been 15 years and counting but Alanis did for sure make a lasting impression.

I'm amazed you've been listening to Alanis Morissette for the last 15 years - I mean, she is quite good, but that is dedication! Kudos!

If you google this one (I wouldn't), it will put you off any further Canadian recommendations on music for at least the next 25 years. And neither of us knows if you've got that left in you given your wild lifestyle of drinking milk out of plastic cartons.

Lups · 06-28-2017, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm amazed you've been listening to Alanis Morissette for the last 15 years - I mean, she is quite good, but that is dedication! Kudos!

If you google this one (I wouldn't), it will put you off any further Canadian recommendations on music for at least the next 25 years. And neither of us knows if you've got that left in you given your wild lifestyle of drinking milk out of plastic cartons.

I heard one song, once. That's enough to make one bomb Canada.

Lups · 06-28-2017, 11:13 AM

And stop talking about the tortured Canadian milk you sick, sick man!

Joekerr · 06-28-2017, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I "CARE" for my birds, it's not molestation.

I like how you capitalized all of that to make it look like an acronym. Taking a wild gander (aha, get it?) at it, but my guess is:

Cerveza
And
Repeatedly
Enter

How close am I?

(you're a good sport btw)

UncleWede · 06-28-2017, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I like how you capitalized all of that to make it look like an acronym. Taking a wild gander (aha, get it?) at it, but my guess is:

Cerveza
And
Repeatedly
Enter

How close am I?

(you're a good sport btw)

I don't really care for cervesa all that much

Cocktail (it even fits) would have been a better choice

Dang3r · 06-29-2017, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I "CARE" for my birds, it's not molestation.
I'm making progress, my masseuse can TOUCH my shins now. . .

Happy end massage and poultry sh*t? Double banned!

UncleWede · 06-29-2017, 09:58 AM

^ So jelly you jiggling

ban whoa ann hooo ed!!!!!

Dang3r · 06-30-2017, 03:25 AM

Hoes, huh? Hanned!

Mike. · 06-30-2017, 08:14 AM

driving to north carolina today.

shockin330i · 06-30-2017, 11:57 AM

hello

ASBSECU E93 · 07-03-2017, 11:55 AM

Well....Waffles had a baby Donkey and it is the cutest thing ever!!!!

Axius
Lups
Biorin

UncleWede · 07-03-2017, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Well....Waffles had a baby Donkey and it is the cutest thing ever!!!!

Axius
Lups
Biorin

Paternity test?

ASBSECU E93 · 07-03-2017, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Well....Waffles had a baby Donkey and it is the cutest thing ever!!!!

Axius
Lups
Biorin

Paternity test?

Ha Ha!!

UncleWede · 07-03-2017, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Papa!!

FTFY

Biorin · 07-03-2017, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Well....Waffles had a baby Donkey and it is the cutest thing ever!!!!

Axius
Lups
Biorin

Who's the daddy?

Lups · 07-03-2017, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Who's the daddy?

I never had sexual relations with a Waffle!

Biorin · 07-03-2017, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biorin

Who's the daddy?

I never had sexual relations with a Waffle!

I'm onto you, you fertile bitch. I know you want more kids! Human, ass, whatever.

Lups · 07-03-2017, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm onto you, you fertile bitch. I know you want more kids! Human, ass, whatever.

Also, i remember telling you once a story about a guy with horses dick. I guess i downgraded a bit in size but not in stamina.

The Choosey begger · 07-03-2017, 06:12 PM

You 2 seem in a good mood today!

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