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      10-09-2015, 12:49 AM   #4973
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Banned still not listening. Genetically small breasted women are more slim and fit. Boom surgery and total package. Inverse also true big breasted women have the rest of junk to go with it.
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Banned still not listening. Genetically small breasted women are more slim and fit. Boom surgery and total package. Inverse also true big breasted women have the rest of junk to go with it.
Yeah, well ...

Some women are extremely sensitive to any hormonal changes. As one of them, the summer I started eating birth control pills never will be forgotten. I was in the best shape of my life and then boom, huge rag. It was horrible, and painful and since I'm not ever one bit vindictive, I may have told my ex i will kill him in ways he can't even begin to imagine if he even tries to come near me.

As birth control and as a way to learn to hate men they worked extremely well.

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      10-09-2015, 01:05 AM   #4978
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Banned for putting off to tomorrow what could be done tonight AND. For breakfast
Wade get me the recipes!!!

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      10-09-2015, 01:27 AM   #4982
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Take whatever you are making, then bite into jals along the way. That is the basic I have seen over the past 18 years

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Banned for putting off to tomorrow what could be done tonight AND. For breakfast
banned - it is tomorrow....here
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Yeah, well ...

Some women are extremely sensitive to any hormonal changes. As one of them, the summer I started eating birth control pills never will be forgotten. I was in the best shape of my life and then boom, huge rag. It was horrible, and painful and since I'm not ever one bit vindictive, I may have told my ex i will kill him in ways he can't even begin to imagine if he even tries to come near me.

As birth control and as a way to learn to hate men they worked extremely well.

Banned for thinking surgery is always needed.
Don't think surgery is needed I advised wife against just prefer butts!
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Take whatever you are making, then bite into jals along the way. That is the basic I have seen over the past 18 years

Sorry to disappoint
that's what I'm doing now!

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Don't think surgery is needed I advised wife against just prefer butts!
Yeah, me too. I do enjoy checking those out.

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