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      04-05-2017, 02:23 PM   #49853
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Just don't rinse. The creepy crawlies add flavour.
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Just don't rinse. The creepy crawlies add flavour.
This is the first I've ever heard of rinsing rice.
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If you're really lazy, get a colander with a fine mesh and a bowl that the colander can fit into. Fill, do the hocus pocus, then just pull out.
It's not lazy, i have a fine mesh bowl and used to rinse throughly. But the one time i didn't, to save time, i liked the rice better. So i stopped. Went back and forth a few times and still like it "dirty", so to speak.

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This is the first I've ever heard of rinsing rice.
I've read that is the "secret" to amazing rice.
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      04-05-2017, 02:55 PM   #49857
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You've seen it at the track though.
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That's fuck training
Think she's strong in bed as well..
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Imagine though if the Hellcat or the Demon was AWD instead of RWD?

Acceleration would be insane. I would love to see the numbers if they ever go that route, but it seems to fly in the face of old American muscle.
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      04-06-2017, 12:38 AM   #49863
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You do realize the diesel is only 200 lbs heavier than a e46 M3...?

As of today - makes 490/675.

upgraded M3 control arms and sway bars, Ohlin coilovers, LSD and powerflex bushings

You'll need more than red wheels buddy
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Did I mention it also gets 45 mpg and runs a mid 11 second 1/4...?
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You do realize the diesel is only 200 lbs heavier than a e46 M3...?

As of today - makes 490/675.

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Did I mention it also gets 45 mpg and runs a mid 11 second 1/4...?
You do also realize your E93 weighs about as much as a 7 series, right?

It's also nice to see that you decided to upgrade the handling instead of only having it be a dyno queen!
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You do realize the diesel is only 200 lbs heavier than a e46 M3...?

As of today - makes 490/675.

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Did I mention it also gets 45 mpg and runs a mid 11 second 1/4...?
You do also realize your E93 weighs about as much as a 7 series, right?

It's also nice to see that you decided to upgrade the handling instead of only having it be a dyno queen!
E90 is the diesel, E93 is the M....

Or as shoei refers to them:

FYRCRTCH and MSPIGGY

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E90 is the diesel, E93 is the M....

Or as shoei refers to them:

FYRCRTCH and MSPIGGY
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Rinse once.
If only you could apply the same minimum rules for self hygiene, orangutan
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I thought it was lather, rinse, repeat.
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E90 is the diesel, E93 is the M....

Or as shoei refers to them:

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Thanks, ASB. I know the difference.

All I'm saying is, MSPIGGY has fat boobs
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...and Boobs are bad?!?!
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...and Boobs are bad?!?!
I'm an ass guy. Enjoy your fat boobs, old man
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I'm an ass guy. Enjoy your fat boobs, old man
Well....I know who isn't getting a Boob scarf from secret Santa this year
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