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      04-04-2017, 04:59 PM   #49831
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I feel even worse for women who can.

(I've seen a few who would be capable)
And Hairy nipples.
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I cant grow either
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I feel sad for men that can't grow proper beards.
Oh you were talking about a beard.
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They have a pill for that.


Oh you were talking about a beard.
I have no problem growing that
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      04-04-2017, 06:43 PM   #49836
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Dude, that chick in the beginning was pretty cute!
Really ?

My friend my first name is Philippe . Or Ambiorix is ok as well .
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Pinarello is definitely Italian. Yes, technically, i ride it. But in my defense, according to Belgie, riding is interchangeable with driving.
I agree buddy . On your Pinarello you can do both
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German scat porn is the dirtiest, they set the bar pretty high. look it up.
That's too much shit for me...
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That's why i dont reveal on the forums that i'm hot chick.
This means you are kinda lesbian in the cool chick thread ?
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My friend my first name is Philippe . Or Ambiorix is ok as well .
But what he really prefers is Belgie. Call him that and you'll have a friend for life.
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I think i'd rather live in Ohio than California.
Ohio - let me check..


A pond? For me, that's a lake!

https://www.redfin.com/OH/Cincinnati.../home/78766812

I think I would be too scared living there. Living on top of my neighbors is comforting knowing that they will hear me scream. But then again, how can I not buy it! The canoe is included!
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That's called a john boat, not a canoe.
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German scat porn is the dirtiest, they set the bar pretty high. look it up.
DUH! Ya invented farmsex so your bar is the highest and no Limbodance would be necessary to come through underneath
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I feel sad for men that can't grow proper beards.
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I feel even worse for women who can.

(I've seen a few who would be capable)
I feel especially bad for Biorin who can only grow a creepy mustache
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But what he really prefers is Belgie. Call him that and you'll have a friend for life.
Yeah you Canadian Caesar , you can know it !
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      04-05-2017, 11:48 AM   #49846
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Does everyone rinse their rice before steaming? I used to do it all the time and rinsed it thoroughly. But in hurry one morning i didn't and found that i like it better without being rinsed.
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I feel even worse for women who can.

(I've seen a few who would be capable)
I feel especially bad for Biorin who can only grow a creepy mustache
Sounds like someone's mad that I'm more of a man than he'll ever be.
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Does everyone rinse their rice before steaming? I used to do it all the time and rinsed it thoroughly. But in hurry one morning i didn't and found that i like it better without being rinsed.
Rinse once.
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I always rinse at least once. Never know what kinda creepy crawlies are mixed in.
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Ok, i'll try just a one time rinse. I used to rinse it until no white water would come out. Maybe too much. I've gone back and forth and definitely like without rising more than pressure washed.
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If you're really lazy, get a colander with a fine mesh and a bowl that the colander can fit into. Fill, do the hocus pocus, then just pull out.
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