[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

She has a point you know. I mean, clearly you are getting nowhere without the beard, and group acceptance is just one beard away. Just think - you could be loved.

I used to think the only forum member that might find one common interest with ISIS was UncleWede due to their shared love of goats (only for the delicious cheese they provide, nothing more of course), but now...I see someone with a love of beards.

All we need is a member with a penchant for blowing things up and if all three get in a room together, their combined qualities might make half of an ISIS fighter. Just be missing the screwed up ideology part.

Better watch it. Thanks to Tara, you Canadians are in bad standing right now.

The beard may make a comeback. But I would need until October-November to get it close to where it was before I cut it. Not sure if I want to spend all summer growing aka forever alone.

[nyalpine90]

im a hot chic

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

There isn't a true American man in this forum that doesn't like to blow things up.

And American girls! Gasoline + fire =

[UncleWede]

Wait it Lups and Axius with the major goat lovin

I'm more of a chick/poultry kinda van-driver

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait it Lups and Axius with the major goat lovin

I'm more of a chick/poultry kinda van-driver

My bad.

Any kind of poultry? For example, do you like roosters?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Better watch it. Thanks to Tara, you Canadians are in bad standing right now.

But I have none of her assets. None.

I feel this is totally unfair being lumped in the same boat, with no redeeming features allowing me to exit said boat in the future.

Ahh, but wait, I just thought of one.

I currently possess a beard. And you, good sir, do not.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

But I have none of her assets. None.

I feel this is totally unfair being lumped in the same boat, with no redeeming features allowing me to exit said boat in the future.

Ahh, but wait, I just thought of one.

I currently possess a beard. And you, good sir, do not.

Gasp! You forgot our shared talent, my fellow Canadian: grammar analness!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Gasp! You forgot our shared talent, my fellow Canadian: grammar analness!

True, it is a shared talent, but one that is most likely to result in us being cast into the boat, rather than being helped out of it.

So I considered it to be somewhat of a hindrance, rather than a help.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

But I have none of her assets. None.

I feel this is totally unfair being lumped in the same boat, with no redeeming features allowing me to exit said boat in the future.

Ahh, but wait, I just thought of one.

I currently possess a beard. And you, good sir, do not.

You have none of her assets so that makes you even more worthless.

And I still have a beard. It's just no longer inches in length since I had the barber cut it down with a number 2. The last time I was clean shaven was in 2007-2008 ish. No plans on going back anytime soon.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You have none of her assets so that makes you even more worthless.

And I still have a beard. It's just no longer inches in length since I had the barber cut it down with a number 2. The last time I was clean shaven was in 2007-2008 ish. No plans on going back anytime soon.

Lot of bravado coming out of your part of the country... Your mom must've told you that you are special today?

[F87LUV]

[ASBSECU E93]

Sorry - what'd I miss??

Been occupied with trolling all the Dook fans since 11:00 PM last night...

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by shoei

Lot of bravado coming out of your part of the country... Your mom must've told you that you are special today?

Fuck off, shoei. So what if she dropped off a cupcake for me at work today.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Fuck off, shoei. So what if she dropped off a cupcake for me at work today.

I think i'd rather live in Ohio than California.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think i'd rather live in Ohio than California.

Commifornia?

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think i'd rather live in Ohio than California.

Damn right!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

True, it is a shared talent, but one that is most likely to result in us being cast into the boat, rather than being helped out of it.

So I considered it to be somewhat of a hindrance, rather than a help.

At least our boat would be spelled correctly.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by bimmette

At least our boat would be spelled correctly.

Boaty Mcboatface?

(I forget how they spelled it, but I remember being in awe of England at the time)

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Boaty Mcboatface?

(I forget how they spelled it, but I remember being in awe of England at the time)

Omg yessss. And there was another vote last week for Floaty McFloatface in the U.K. again!!! :

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I cant grow either

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by shockin330i

I cant grow either

I feel sad for men that can't grow proper beards.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Omg yessss. And there was another vote last week for Floaty McFloatface in the U.K. again!!! :

One commentator around Brexit really nailed it though - I believe they said something along the lines of "I can't believe Britain thought it would be a good idea to hold a referendum on Brexit and let the same people who voted for "BoatyMcBoatface" vote on this issue".

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I feel sad for men that can't grow proper beards.

I feel even worse for women who can.

(I've seen a few who would be capable)