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      03-30-2017, 06:59 PM   #49699
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It must have been the Russians!!
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It must have been the Russians!!
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      03-30-2017, 07:23 PM   #49701
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It must have been the Russians!!
From what Ive heard on the news, im being watched through my microwave and laptop. All the stuff is up to you man, consider me a POW in no time.

Its all up to you. You are the last defense. You are..., the man.
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      03-30-2017, 08:36 PM   #49702
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      03-30-2017, 09:03 PM   #49703
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are you in or nah??
Are we killing people on this list? If so, I'm down...

It could be like the battle royale or whatever they call it... Take bets on who goes down first kind of thing...

My monies on ASBSECU E93 going down first... His arthritis kicking in (or dementia) will render him useless... Or bathroom breaks, whatever...

I am eternal.

Come at me brah.

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Eternally old?

Makes sense...

Come on captain slow... let's do it...
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      03-30-2017, 09:54 PM   #49704
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are you in or nah??
Are we killing people on this list? If so, I'm down...

It could be like the battle royale or whatever they call it... Take bets on who goes down first kind of thing...

My monies on ASBSECU E93 going down first... His arthritis kicking in (or dementia) will render him useless... Or bathroom breaks, whatever...

I am eternal.

Come at me brah.

Fuq'r
Eternally old?

Makes sense...

Come on captain slow... let's do it...
Since Ax left me for Cleveland - I need a new shifter kart buddy.....when you coming to the BEAST coast for a driving lesson and some BBQ with BAKED BEANS?!?!
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      03-30-2017, 10:08 PM   #49705
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are you in or nah??
Are we killing people on this list? If so, I'm down...

It could be like the battle royale or whatever they call it... Take bets on who goes down first kind of thing...

My monies on ASBSECU E93 going down first... His arthritis kicking in (or dementia) will render him useless... Or bathroom breaks, whatever...

I am eternal.

Come at me brah.

Fuq'r
Eternally old?

Makes sense...

Come on captain slow... let's do it...
Since Ax left me for Cleveland - I need a new shifter kart buddy.....when you coming to the BEAST coast for a driving lesson and some BBQ with BAKED BEANS?!?!
1. I'm on the Best Coast...

2. The only thing you could teach me to drive is a tractor on your farm

3. Do I need to give you 5 and the move? How much weight does your walker add to the car?

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Poor ASBSECU E93 , those are supposed to be your friends.
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      03-30-2017, 11:19 PM   #49707
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Poor ASBSECU E93 , those are supposed to be your friends.
You already know how he's gonna respond...

Something about - "make sure your lane departure sensor is working..."

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^^^Good one.

Your lane is over there.....stay in it.
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      03-31-2017, 12:27 AM   #49709
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are you in or nah??
Are we killing people on this list? If so, I'm down...

It could be like the battle royale or whatever they call it... Take bets on who goes down first kind of thing...

My monies on ASBSECU E93 going down first... His arthritis kicking in (or dementia) will render him useless... Or bathroom breaks, whatever...

I am eternal.

Come at me brah.

Fuq'r
Eternally old?

Makes sense...

Come on captain slow... let's do it...
Since Ax left me for Cleveland - I need a new shifter kart buddy.....when you coming to the BEAST coast for a driving lesson and some BBQ with BAKED BEANS?!?!
1. I'm on the Best Coast...

2. The only thing you could teach me to drive is a tractor on your farm

3. Do I need to give you 5 and the move? How much weight does your walker add to the car?

I know how much it hurts that you're chasing FYRCRTCH

....and, someone needs blinker fluid for their lane....
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      03-31-2017, 12:41 AM   #49710
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are you in or nah??
Are we killing people on this list? If so, I'm down...

It could be like the battle royale or whatever they call it... Take bets on who goes down first kind of thing...

My monies on ASBSECU E93 going down first... His arthritis kicking in (or dementia) will render him useless... Or bathroom breaks, whatever...

I am eternal.

Come at me brah.

Fuq'r
Eternally old?

Makes sense...

Come on captain slow... let's do it...
Since Ax left me for Cleveland - I need a new shifter kart buddy.....when you coming to the BEAST coast for a driving lesson and some BBQ with BAKED BEANS?!?!
1. I'm on the Best Coast...

2. The only thing you could teach me to drive is a tractor on your farm

3. Do I need to give you 5 and the move? How much weight does your walker add to the car?

I know how much it hurts that you're chasing FYRCRTCH

....and, someone needs blinker fluid for their lane....
Man it's hella late for you... Did you wake up to go to the bathroom cuz you can't control your bladder anymore ?
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      03-31-2017, 07:05 AM   #49711
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Man it's hella late for you... Did you wake up to go to the bathroom cuz you can't control your bladder anymore ?
Catheter must have started leaking on the oxygen tank causing the fittings to rust resulting in precious sleepy time o2.
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      03-31-2017, 12:58 PM   #49713
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Man it's hella late for you... Did you wake up to go to the bathroom cuz you can't control your bladder anymore ?
Catheter must have started leaking on the oxygen tank causing the fittings to rust resulting in precious sleepy time o2.
Ax - you've changed since leaving NC. It's like I don't know you anymore
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      03-31-2017, 01:00 PM   #49714
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And you shoei - Father Time is nipping at those heels....reap what you sow...

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Ax - you've changed since leaving NC. It's like I don't know you anymore
I pick on you because I miss you and I was never taught how to properly express my emotions.
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And you shoei - Father Time is nipping at those heels....reap what you sow...

Compared to you? I'll always be a youngin'...
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Ax - you've changed since leaving NC. It's like I don't know you anymore
He dont need you anymore. Dont make it weird.

Quit calling! Hahaha
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He dont need you anymore. Dont make it weird.

Quit calling! Hahaha
I don't say this about many people because I hate people, but I'd stop by Rob's any time I go back to NC. He's good people. Although, he still won't let me get near his wife....,
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I don't say this about many people because I hate people, but I'd stop by Rob's any time I go back to NC. He's good people. Although, he still won't let me get near his wife....,
Dont worry, you're still on his will.
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