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      03-30-2017, 02:08 PM   #49677
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      03-30-2017, 02:08 PM   #49678
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I thought that only happened in the movies....
How else can I afford pizza when my husband won't pay for it?
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      03-30-2017, 02:13 PM   #49679
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How else can I afford pizza when my husband won't pay for it?
Good point. Forgot he keeps you on a tight leash, since you're financially ignorant.


Out of curiosity, how often will he not pay for the pizza? Asking for a friend!
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      03-30-2017, 02:15 PM   #49680
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      03-30-2017, 02:21 PM   #49681
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In like Flynn!
Are you in yet? I didn't think so but can't be 100% sure.
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      03-30-2017, 02:26 PM   #49682
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Are you in yet? I didn't think so but can't be 100% sure.
Be patient, the elders need time to navigate all the clicky screens and stuff.
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      03-30-2017, 02:28 PM   #49683
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Be patient, the elders need time to navigate all the clicky screens and stuff.
Pretty sure that's not where she was going...
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      03-30-2017, 02:30 PM   #49684
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Pretty sure that's not where she was going...
DON'T SIT THERE AND TRY TO TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK SHE WAS GOING.




..., Canadians are so fucking pushy.
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      03-30-2017, 02:33 PM   #49685
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DON'T SIT THERE AND TRY TO TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK SHE WAS GOING.




..., Canadians are so fucking pushy.
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      03-30-2017, 02:36 PM   #49686
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Pretty sure that's not where she was going...
DON'T SIT THERE AND TRY TO TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK SHE WAS GOING.




..., Canadians are so fucking pushy.
We are not! Take that back or I'll punch you in the face!
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      03-30-2017, 02:38 PM   #49687
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We are not! Take that back or I'll punch you in the face!
"blah blah blah Canadians are the nicest people....,"


Such a crock of shit! Come punch me I dare you!
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      03-30-2017, 02:39 PM   #49688
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Be patient, the elders need time to navigate all the clicky screens and stuff.
You didn't get it, short bus. This is NOT the stuff!

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Pretty sure that's not where she was going...
Someone got it.
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You didn't get it, short bus. This is NOT the stuff!
I only stick around because of my good looks and charming wit, not because I'm a scholar like the rest of you.
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      03-30-2017, 03:00 PM   #49690
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I only stick around because.
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FTFY
Well... you got me on that one. Guess I'll see my way out now.
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Well... you got me on that one. Guess I'll see my way out now.
Tomorrow is a brand new day.

I promise I won't be like Biorin tomorrow. I'll be nice. Mostly b/c it will be a Friday.
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      03-30-2017, 03:13 PM   #49693
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Lol!
Best use of "multi quotes" I have seen thus far...
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      03-30-2017, 03:16 PM   #49694
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are you in or nah??
Are we killing people on this list? If so, I'm down...

It could be like the battle royale or whatever they call it... Take bets on who goes down first kind of thing...

My monies on ASBSECU E93 going down first... His arthritis kicking in (or dementia) will render him useless... Or bathroom breaks, whatever...

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      03-30-2017, 03:44 PM   #49695
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Best use of "multi quotes" I have seen thus far...
You don't believe it..But I expected you with this kind of comment on the multi quote.
But yeah I agree it's really epic
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Tomorrow is a brand new day.

I promise I won't be like Biorin tomorrow. I'll be nice. Mostly b/c it will be a Friday.
You already hurt my feelings. Too late now. Gonna go cry over a bowl of poutine with a side bag of milk.
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      03-30-2017, 06:25 PM   #49697
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DAMMIT!
We already talked about this whole feelings thing! Who are you?
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DAMMIT!
We already talked about this whole feelings thing! Who are you?
Account was hacked, its resolved now. Not sure what fucking cunt did it but this is not the stuff we are about. Mods are monitoring this account like private security which is super cool!
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