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      03-30-2017, 12:45 PM   #49611
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Or gold diggers. My money is that she's ok with cute, but might cut some balls off for being called a gold digger.

I actually cringed a little bit when i read "watch your bank account". lol
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I'm sorry buddy ..I meant it to be friendly and kind

On the other hand I agree with you ! I'm sure Biorin looks better than a supermodel !

I think you didn't saw biorin in bikini in the car ?

I've seen a picture of Biorin once before. She looks really similar to the girl you posted! How did you guess!?
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Or gold diggers. My money is that she's ok with cute, but might cut some balls off for being called a gold digger.

I actually cringed a little bit when i read "watch your bank account". lol
I'm sorry buddy about the bank account ..I mixed her up with Sara

On the other hand...From the experience that I have I know all chicks love wealthy bank account numbers .
I like to pay for myself. I don't think even Aatish can afford my appetite. Maybe if he takes me out for pizza, but no luck with red meat.

As for what I like to be called, I'm fine with whatever comes to mind for people when they see me. Usually it's "can you tell the species?" or "hold my bag, I'm going to be sick."
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      03-30-2017, 12:48 PM   #49613
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Those are nice! Just the other day, the cutest little girl in the world, maybe 4 years old turned around in line at the Wal-Mart, looked up at me and said...



"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, ROOF ROOF ROOF".




Loved it.
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Belgie - how you like me now??

All hail - hope you are bowing profusely right now...
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I've seen a picture of Biorin once before. She looks really similar to the girl you posted! How did you guess!?
Remember the other day I told you about our "OT Member Interviews", he probably vaguely remembers her from that if I had to guess.



Or he's been stalking her online through the night, hacking into the mainframe, and watching her through her microwave.
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I'm sorry buddy about the bank account ..I mixed her up with Sara

On the other hand...From the experience that I have I know all chicks love wealthy bank account numbers .
Ahhh, that explains why you are forever alone. Gotcha!
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Remember the other day I told you about our "OT Member Interviews", he probably vaguely remembers her from that if I had to guess.



Or he's been stalking her online through the night, hacking into the mainframe, and watching her through her microwave.
God damn it. This so called interview thread is fucking up my trolling.
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Is that why I'm alone too?
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Can't you see I'm trying to have a conversation with Biorin's mustache lacking twin?

Be gone.
Yeah I agree . Without her mustache she looks really sexy !
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Well, if we ever return for a visit to the Windy City, I'll PM you before we leave for suggestions. Good to know it is specific to Giordanos - they were rated high on google which was what I used to make my decision - due to lack of other recommendations. I'm willing to give it another shot at a place that is legit.

You're definitely my go to guy for suggestions if we return, but at this point, that's only likely if my wife attends a conference there or something.
Anytime. Just give me the word.
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Is that why I'm alone too?
It's not the only reason. The other is that you focus too much attention on the second N of the Dennis system.
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It's not the only reason. The other is that you focus too much attention on the second N of the Dennis system.
Oh.

So let's recap; No money, ugly, no 'N' in the system..., do I just kill myself now or tomorrow?
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I like to pay for myself. I don't think even Aatish can afford my appetite. Maybe if he takes me out for pizza, but no luck with red meat.

As for what I like to be called, I'm fine with whatever comes to mind for people when they see me. Usually it's "can you tell the species?" or "hold my bag, I'm going to be sick."
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Oh.

So let's recap; No money, ugly, no 'N' in the system..., do I just kill myself now or tomorrow?
Tomorrow. Better chance of ruining everyone's weekend.

There's still a D in the system if it helps you any. However, even though I don't have any experience, I still wouldn't recommend taking the D my friend.
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I like to pay for myself. I don't think even Aatish can afford my appetite. Maybe if he takes me out for pizza, but no luck with red meat.

As for what I like to be called, I'm fine with whatever comes to mind for people when they see me. Usually it's "can you tell the species?" or "hold my bag, I'm going to be sick."
This is, without a doubt, my favorite reaction.

Put read meat in front of her and it's like watching 3 baby T-rexs eating all at once.
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Tomorrow. Better chance of ruining everyone's weekend.

There's still a D in the system if it helps you any. However, even though I don't have any experience, I still wouldn't recommend taking the D my friend.
Tomorrow it is. Was nice knowing all of you.

The D is meant to be given, much like a gift. A gift...., in a box. Dick in a box.
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Ahhh, that explains why you are forever alone. Gotcha!
Dude...What are you talking about ?
Ambiorix had no bank account , and still chicks are squirm on his feet and on his balls as well !

But tell me what the fuck have you done with your homo asshole Avatar pic ?!?!
Caesar you fucking Roman asshole ! You know this means war !!!
This is my fucking *live* watching nightmare !!!

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are you a real person or a robot....
Neither, i am a meat popsicle.
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Dude...What are you talking about ?
Ambiorix had no bank account , and still chicks are squirm on his feet and on his balls as well !

But tell me what the fuck have you done with your homo asshole Avatar pic ?!?!
Caesar you fucking Roman asshole ! You know this means war !!!
This is my fucking *live* watching nightmare !!!

Meanwhile my sword is sharp for you on the battelfield...
lmaoo

WORLLLLLLD STARRRRRRRRR!!!
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True, but some of them like to build that wealth themselves.
In that situation she becomes a chick with a ego big as a building.
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In that situation she becomes a chick with a ego big as a building.
We are taking about Biorin. No?
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