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      03-29-2017, 09:28 PM   #49567
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based on the ct urogram performed this afternoon, and much to the disappointment of the rest of you fuckers, looks like i'll live to see another day (and eat another phat ass)

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bladder :

any sort of mass/dark spot inside the white circle in the middle indicates blood clot/cancerous tumor/stone, etc.
I failed to make that sarcastic enough. lol

Glad to hear there are no tumors up in that MASSIVE bladder.

You know what they say about guys with huge bladders, right?
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bladder :

any sort of mass/dark spot inside the white circle in the middle indicates blood clot/cancerous tumor/stone, etc.
I failed to make that sarcastic enough. lol

Glad to hear there are no tumors up in that MASSIVE bladder.

You know what they say about guys with huge bladders, right?
high IQ? dashingly handsome?? GREAT PERSONALITY?!?!?
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high IQ? dashingly handsome?? GREAT PERSONALITY?!?!?
No, just that they drink too much....so probably none of the above
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No, just that they drink too much....so probably none of the above
If you came here for a pun, urine luck!
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What are we looking at? Is that your ballsac?
It looks like a little penis on the bottom left there, so clearly he's expecting a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bladder :

any sort of mass/dark spot inside the white circle in the middle indicates blood clot/cancerous tumor/stone, etc.
I failed to make that sarcastic enough. lol

Glad to hear there are no tumors up in that MASSIVE bladder.

You know what they say about guys with huge bladders, right?
high IQ? dashingly handsome?? GREAT PERSONALITY?!?!?
They make good road trip buddies. Duh.
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It's been awhile...How are you my Bhai friend ?
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It's been awhile...How are you my Bhai friend ?
I am good Philippe. Weather is getting nice. Feeling better than last week. Just wish the rain would hold off so I could get a car wash.

How about you, Bhai?
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I am good Philippe. Weather is getting nice. Feeling better than last week. Just wish the rain would hold off so I could get a car wash.

How about you, Bhai?
Thank you Bhai !

Nice to hear you are fine my friend .Belgian weather is crazy ! Seemes like it's summer today with 22° Celsius . But in Avril we can get the 4 seasons in one day...

Left for my work today at 4-AM and I just came home ,I ruled the whole day at work and for the moment I'm in top shape !
And now I'm hungry but I have Belgian pie..

For this evening I'm planning Belgian fries with beef stew in brown beer sauce with onions .
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Thank you Bhai !

Nice to hear you are fine my friend .Belgian weather is crazy ! Seemes like it's summer today with 22° Celsius . But in Avril we can get the 4 seasons in one day...

Left for my work today at 4-AM and I just came home ,I ruled the whole day at work and for the moment I'm in top shape !
And now I'm hungry but I have Belgian pie..

For this evening I'm planning Belgian fries with beef stew in brown beer sauce with onions .
Glad to hear all is well with you Philippe.

Might grab a Pizza today. Was planning on driving to Biorin 's turf for a a-pizza.
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Glad to hear all is well with you Philippe.

Might grab a Pizza today. Was planning on driving to Biorin 's turf for a a-pizza.
Is this code for something else? Romance in the air?

Pizza is so delicious though. As long as it is not Chicago - was greatly disappointed in their pizza. I suppose I just like thin crust over deep dish though as a general preference.
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Black Bush is my favorite, but honestly they're all hilarious.
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Is this code for something else? Romance in the air?

Pizza is so delicious though. As long as it is not Chicago - was greatly disappointed in their pizza. I suppose I just like thin crust over deep dish though as a general preference.
CT supposedly has some of the best pizza in country.


Which pizza place did you go to? Lou Malnati's is probably the best deep dish place, but the quality varies from pizzeria. Generally, the early one in the city and the suburbs have better sauce and dough.

Deep dish ain't my favorite, but most people don't know that Chicago has another style of pizza: Tavern style. Thicker crust than NY style, but not that thick. Topping amounts are relatively tame when compared to deep dish, and sauce and meat are the high light.

Try Vito and Nick's next time you're there.
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