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      03-29-2017, 08:53 AM   #49523
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Why isn't Axius in the Transgender thread?
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      03-29-2017, 08:57 AM   #49524
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      03-29-2017, 09:03 AM   #49526
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      03-29-2017, 09:04 AM   #49527
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I bathe relatively often for a primate
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Why isn't Axius in the Transgender thread?
Because I haven't finished transformation yet. Still have a weewee and a scrotum. Would you like to see?
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      03-29-2017, 09:15 AM   #49530
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Moddie, my car is currently worth about ~8k.
When I get the repair estimate this afternoon, what should be my breakpoint for where I part it out and turn it into a track car?
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      03-29-2017, 10:45 AM   #49531
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Moddie, my car is currently worth about ~8k.
When I get the repair estimate this afternoon, what should be my breakpoint for where I part it out and turn it into a track car?
If damages exceed $11.37, turn it into a track car?
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$8K? Might as well trade it in for a stock Miata and do an LS1 conversion and turn it into a track car.
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When I get the repair estimate this afternoon, what should be my breakpoint for where I part it out and turn it into a track car?
You won't.
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      03-29-2017, 12:38 PM   #49534
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The furry handcuffs are a good start though lol, what color? I prefer the straight metal police ones myself...less chance of them breaking
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      03-29-2017, 12:59 PM   #49536
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      03-29-2017, 01:03 PM   #49537
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This is an important question. He can only fap to clean hair.
lol

True, day three offers no repercussions. It's the excitement of knowing i'll get in trouble for soiling day 1 hair that does it.
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      03-29-2017, 01:12 PM   #49538
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I like girls that never wash their hair. Just use that dry shampoo. Never shower either.
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      03-29-2017, 01:18 PM   #49539
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True, day three offers no repercussions. It's the excitement of knowing i'll get in trouble for soiling day 1 hair that does it.
I don't know about soiling day 1 hair. Her teeth would be too close to my junk for comfort.
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      03-29-2017, 01:45 PM   #49540
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If damages exceed $11.37, turn it into a track car?
Tough decision, I could use that kind of money for, like, a movie ticket or something.

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$8K? Might as well trade it in for a stock Miata and do an LS1 conversion and turn it into a track car.
Certainly much more capable for the price.

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You won't.
Probably not.

Grand Total: $4600
or you decide.
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      03-29-2017, 02:54 PM   #49542
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Grand Total: $4600
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Sounds like the beginning of your first track car.
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      03-29-2017, 04:07 PM   #49544
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Moddie, my car is currently worth about ~8k.
When I get the repair estimate this afternoon, what should be my breakpoint for where I part it out and turn it into a track car?
Uh what? What car, what's the damage. How much are parts worth and so on?
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