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      07-11-2016, 06:01 PM   #4907
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      07-11-2016, 06:05 PM   #4908
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I don't know man, those baltohoes are hardcore though

They're all ghetto as fuck

I'm just looking for a nawce Southern belle

pretty much. Now Towson has some hotties
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      07-11-2016, 06:05 PM   #4909
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lol i'm dead hahaha
No seriously..It is real , and in the mean while everyone knows it in my neighborhood !
See her sometimes in town as well , but I know it..(him)
And I always look to her/him but only out of curiousity .
I really wonder if he has a pussy now ..because some don't cut the wiener !
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      07-11-2016, 06:06 PM   #4910
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No seriously..It is real , and in the mean while everyone knows it in my neighborhood !
See her sometimes in town as well , but I know it..(him)
And I always look to her/him but only out of curiousity .
I really wonder if he has a pussy now ..because some don't cut the wiener !
You should just ask her if she's cut or not. hahaha
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      07-11-2016, 06:09 PM   #4911
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No seriously..It is real , and in the mean while everyone knows it in my neighborhood !
See her sometimes in town as well , but I know it..(him)
And I always look to her/him but only out of curiousity .
I really wonder if he has a pussy now ..because some don't cut the wiener !
If she's cut...and you're desperate...do you make moves?

Edit: wow, I nearly just threw up picturing this...
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You should just ask her if she's cut or not. hahaha
I would love my friend , but think I have not the balls to do it..
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      07-11-2016, 06:13 PM   #4913
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I would love my friend , but think I have not the balls to do it..
I dont think you need to have balls to ask. Just dont plan on dining there...ever again.
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      07-11-2016, 06:18 PM   #4914
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Alright I'm done swiping for now. Need to save some likes for later tonight. Bumble isnt quite cooperating right now. Fucking only one girl shows up then I'm out of people to review.
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If she's cut...and you're desperate...do you make moves?

Edit: wow, I nearly just threw up picturing this...
Ohhhh wow ! Holy shit what ?...
Hell no brother...Hell no !...
Do you even know how they make pussies ?

They use pieces of our wiener brother , only think about it.. hurts my thing !
Hell no !

I have real pussies enough .. the real thing !
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Ohhhh wow ! Holy shit what ?...
Hell no brother...Hell no !...
Do you even know how they make pussies ?

They use pieces of our wiener brother , only think about it.. hurts my thing !
Hell no !

I have real pussies enough .. the real thing !
...please pretend I never said that
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...please pretend I never said that
get back to swiping
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I cringe way too much when I read through this thread...
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      07-11-2016, 06:27 PM   #4920
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Anyone know aprox how many likes you get to use on Tinder per 12/hr period? When the thirst is real I fucking run out quick
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      07-11-2016, 06:28 PM   #4921
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I cringe way too much when I read through this thread...
Same. Me reading this thread.
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I dont think you need to have balls to ask. Just dont plan on dining there...ever again.
Yeah I know but their mussels are the best !

Check out the amazing restaurant =>http://www.restaurant-konings.be/nl/specialiteiten

EDIT:

What the fuck ?!?! And what a surprise as well !

I just typed his name on Google and found him/her !
He changed his first name in "SOFFIA"
Here an newspaper article from him/her that I just found on Google !
He/she started also a cheese-store and only 5 miles from my house !
Note: The picture is him and is no joke !
What do you think ?
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      07-11-2016, 06:45 PM   #4923
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Yeah I know but their mussels are the best !

Check out the amazing restaurant =>http://www.restaurant-konings.be/nl/specialiteiten

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What the fuck ?!?! And what a surprise as well !

I just typed his name on Google and found him/her !
He changed his first name in "SOFFIA"
Here an newspaper article from him/her that I just found on Google !
He/she started also a cheese-store and only 5 miles from my house !
Note: The picture is him and is no joke !
What do you think ?
Hard features (wide mouth, cheek lines, eyes) give it away

Not a bad looking tranny though, props to her for pulling it off pretty well
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Anyone know aprox how many likes you get to use on Tinder per 12/hr period? When the thirst is real I fucking run out quick
100 iirc
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      07-11-2016, 07:00 PM   #4925
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Hard features (wide mouth, cheek lines, eyes) give it away

Not a bad looking tranny though, props to her for pulling it off pretty well
Now that I know his changed name I found her on Instagram ..
Thoughts ?
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      07-11-2016, 07:05 PM   #4926
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Now that I know his changed name I found her on Instagram ..
Thoughts ?
Hmm pretty clearly a tranny up close

Seems like she has a very sturdy voice
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      07-11-2016, 07:10 PM   #4927
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That's a MAN baby....yeah!
The hands and posture are pure fella.
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Hmm pretty clearly a tranny up close

Seems like she has a very sturdy voice
I found her in the mean while (with her name) on a transgender site as well ..
And Soffia had some comment on her trans..
He's wiener and balls are gone as well , so her voice is probably ok .
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