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      03-16-2017, 09:54 AM   #48819
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Yeah, that got so much attention, I didn't want to risk sperm hitting my lashes afterwards.
All the pictures you send me you're much hairier. Which one is the real you?
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      03-16-2017, 09:57 AM   #48820
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All the pictures you send me you're much hairier. Which one is the real you?
Dude, everybody shaves for cheetos Tuesday!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      03-16-2017, 10:11 AM   #48821
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Dude, everybody shaves for cheetos Tuesday!
...., not everybody dude. I've been preparing for Jungle Fever Friday for the past couple months now. Full on body bush.
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All the pictures you send me you're much hairier. Which one is the real you?
I think it depends on the time of the month and the moon cycles. Full moon pictures are the worst. Pun intended.
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      03-16-2017, 10:23 AM   #48823
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...., not everybody dude. I've been preparing for Jungle Fever Friday for the past couple months now. Full on body bush.
Green dye for St. Patty Jungle Fever Friday
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I think it depends on the time of the month and the moon cycles. Full moon pictures are the worst. Pun intended.
Full moon pictures are the worst, because all you see is a silhouette of a hairy scrotum hanging about next to a dangly penis ensemble. Who wants to see that? Gross.

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Green dye for St. Patty Jungle Fever Friday
Waste of dye since it'll be so cold outside. Would rather put it to good use and dye a bunch of stray cats.
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Wade I had to move from jalapenos to habaneros, and I am q proud owner of heaters to get an early harvest to supplement my needs. This is sick!
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It'd be cheaper and more durable IMO. You can build a stock LS block to hold some massive power and tons of resources, easy to work on, etc.


13B/20B rotary motors just don't do it for me, reliability mostly once the power adders start stacking up.
Yeah but nothing beats a rev happy rotary. I really would have a hard time deciding. Lol
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I don't have quite the length of beard he does, but otherwise, my resemblance to him is a little uncanny. So much so, co-workers at my old job noticed it and started calling me that.

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Wade I had to move from jalapenos to habaneros, and I am q proud owner of heaters to get an early harvest to supplement my needs. This is sick!
Next step: ghost peppers. I thought you would recognize, and avoid, the trap of dependency.
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Wade I had to move from jalapenos to habaneros, and I am q proud owner of heaters to get an early harvest to supplement my needs. This is sick!
Habeneros - those have quite a kick! What are you using them in? Wife will put them in some chicken gnocchi for me - it's killer. Adds just the right amount of heat with 2-3 little scotch bonnet peppers (which are similar to habaneros I believe). UncleWede - am I right?

Mouth is watering right now - chicken, gnocchi, rosee sauce, with some pine nuts, grated ginger, some sundried tomatoes and a little minced garlic. Delicious.

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Son of a....

I walked into that one. It's ok - laughter they say is the best medicine, and I'm certainly able to laugh at myself.
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Wade I had to move from jalapenos to habaneros, and I am q proud owner of heaters to get an early harvest to supplement my needs. This is sick!
You need to grow some Carolina Reapers. One of my favorite peppers. So delish.

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Yeah but nothing beats a rev happy rotary. I really would have a hard time deciding. Lol
Not gonna lie, the Japs did well with high RPM capability. It's one of those trade offs I guess. Reliability of a domestic or maintain the finicky character of a non-standard import.
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      03-16-2017, 11:06 AM   #48832
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Not gonna lie, the Japs did well with high RPM capability. It's one of those trade offs I guess. Reliability of a domestic or maintain the finicky character of a non-standard import.
I only own German cars. My reliability expectations are already low.
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      03-16-2017, 11:11 AM   #48834
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I only own German cars. My reliability expectations are already low.
Touche, lol.

However, the reliability of 128 has much outlived my old B18 swapped EK Hatchback (which is usually known for being bullet proof).


*knock on wood*
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Touche, lol.

However, the reliability of 128 has much outlived my old B18 swapped EK Hatchback (which is usually known for being bullet proof).


*knock on wood*
Did you have a fart can on it too?
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Did you have a fart can on it too?
You can bet your ass I did. Ebay special. Only bought it because the OEM exhaust rusted at the cat, fell down on my way to school, got jammed on a railroad at a crossing, and got ripped off the entire car.


Ahhhh high school, good times good times.
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You can bet your ass I did. Ebay special. Only bought it because the OEM exhaust rusted at the cat, fell down on my way to school, got jammed on a railroad at a crossing, and got ripped off the entire car.


Ahhhh high school, good times good times.
I can't even be associated with you.
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I can't even be associated with you.
Dude that car was the biggest piece of shit, but I loved the piece of shit for all $2,500 of it's worth. Spun axles, three Y80 5 speed transmissions, shift linkage bushings that had enough slop to make a prostitute look like a virgin, removed rear seats for weight reduction, and a fresh candy red MAACO paint job that an Arabic girl promptly backed into two days later waiting in queue to leave the school parking lot.

That car was the best.
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Dude that car was the biggest piece of shit, but I loved the piece of shit for all $2,500 of it's worth. Spun axles, three Y80 5 speed transmissions, shift linkage bushings that had enough slop to make a prostitute look like a virgin, removed rear seats for weight reduction, and a fresh candy red MAACO paint job that an Arabic girl promptly backed into two days later waiting in queue to leave the school parking lot.

That car was the best.
Didn't realize that was your car from HS. You get a pass. I remember my HS days. So much fun but I never want to relive that. LOL
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Didn't realize that was your car from HS. You get a pass. I remember my HS days. So much fun but I never want to relive that. LOL
High school was a riot. Many crazy stories from those days. Good times were had in great bounty.
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