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      03-13-2017, 11:50 PM   #48467
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A broken pencil who?
Forgot the punchline, bit it was pointless...
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touch his wiener on this date, no more

leave him wanting more
I need to toss these lashes out now. God damn it
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good luck

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leave him wanting more
I need to toss these lashes out now. God damn it
you let him cum in your eyes?!
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you let him cum in your eyes?!
You mean I wasn't supposed to let him?
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You should be worried. Me, not so much. (see post 12650)
All the ammunition in the world won't help you if you don't see her coming.

And if you move as slowly IRL as in the "quick-draw" video you were kind enough to show the forums, even seeing her coming won't help you!

Slow-mo...sure...sure...
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You mean I wasn't supposed to let him?
I'm quite sure you were an integral part of the whole operation...
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You should be worried. Me, not so much. (see post 12650)
All the ammunition in the world won't help you if you don't see her coming.

And if you move as slowly IRL as in the "quick-draw" video you were kind enough to show the forums, even seeing her coming won't help you!

Slow-mo...sure...sure...
I'll be able to smell her coming from a mile away. No one leaves the house clean just 6 min after they woke up.
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I'll be able to smell her coming from a mile away. No one leaves the house clean just 6 min after they woke up.
I did wonder if she adopted the Italian shower approach in order to get ready so fast.

It really doesn't work.
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I did wonder if she adopted the Italian shower approach in order to get ready so fast.

It really doesn't work.
Plus, one week a month i can smell her from 2 miles away.

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Plus, one week a month i can smell her from 2 miles away.

Advantage - Me.


Sounds like a blood dog...
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Plus, one week a month i can smell her from 2 miles away.

Advantage - Me.


I'm not so sure smell is to your advantage.

You know those horror movies...the ones where you can sense that the creature is close, but you can't see it.

And you can feel it getting closer and closer.

And you know what will happen when the creature gets close enough if you don't see it in time?

And your fear keeps increasing every second?

Yeah....

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Six minutes is a long time if you move quickly. You guys cleaning off caked-on dirt when you shower?
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What is an Italy shower

An Italian shower is when the individual (instead of having an actual shower), decides to effectively apply enough cologne / perfume to mask their B.O. that it is almost as though they took a shower of cologne / perfume.

You can literally smell them 50 feet away. And the stereotype is there for a reason.
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What is an Italy shower
Smoke a cigarette and spray some cologne on your pit stains.
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