03-13-2017, 11:50 PM | #48467 |
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Forgot the punchline, bit it was pointless...
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03-13-2017, 11:54 PM | #48469 |
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03-14-2017, 12:35 AM | #48470 |
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03-14-2017, 12:46 AM | #48472 |
fight me bro
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03-14-2017, 09:14 AM | #48475 |
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All the ammunition in the world won't help you if you don't see her coming.
And if you move as slowly IRL as in the "quick-draw" video you were kind enough to show the forums, even seeing her coming won't help you! Slow-mo...sure...sure... |
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03-14-2017, 09:15 AM | #48476 |
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I'm quite sure you were an integral part of the whole operation...
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03-14-2017, 09:42 AM | #48477 |
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snack attack
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03-14-2017, 09:50 AM | #48478 | |
is probably out riding.
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03-14-2017, 10:20 AM | #48480 | |
is probably out riding.
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Advantage - Me.
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03-14-2017, 10:23 AM | #48481 |
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Sounds like a blood dog...
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03-14-2017, 10:29 AM | #48483 | |
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You know those horror movies...the ones where you can sense that the creature is close, but you can't see it. And you can feel it getting closer and closer. And you know what will happen when the creature gets close enough if you don't see it in time? And your fear keeps increasing every second? Yeah.... Advantage: Biorin |
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03-14-2017, 10:30 AM | #48484 |
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Six minutes is a long time if you move quickly. You guys cleaning off caked-on dirt when you shower?
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03-14-2017, 10:31 AM | #48485 |
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An Italian shower is when the individual (instead of having an actual shower), decides to effectively apply enough cologne / perfume to mask their B.O. that it is almost as though they took a shower of cologne / perfume. You can literally smell them 50 feet away. And the stereotype is there for a reason. |
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03-14-2017, 10:32 AM | #48486 |
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Smoke a cigarette and spray some cologne on your pit stains.
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