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      03-13-2017, 05:49 PM   #48423
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At least it would be in the same language!

I feel like he could come out a winner. Just stare at her blankly till she finishes and then ask her when dinner will be ready.

The win here is that he'd be fed. Few people probably win a war of words with Lups or Biorin .

I've tried with Biorin. I'm not admitting defeat, but it wasn't a clear victory either - came to a stalemate with neither side giving in, so we've let bygones be bygones. If you ask me, I still maintain my strong opinions on what photogenic means.
You have... don't be so sure about her. You'll wake up with a horse head in your bed one morning. Err, maybe a Canada Goose head.
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Mr. Tonka's package?
It brings new meaning to, "Getting Tonked!" Amirite, amirite Mr Tonka ?
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It brings new meaning to, "Getting Tonked!" Amirite, amirite Mr Tonka ?
You can see for yourself.... what's your address?

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After reading some of her posts on the politics section, i truly feel sorry for her husband.
Imagine having an argument with lups...
At least it would be in the same language!

I feel like he could come out a winner. Just stare at her blankly till she finishes and then ask her when dinner will be ready.

The win here is that he'd be fed. Few people probably win a war of words with Lups or Biorin .

I've tried with Biorin. I'm not admitting defeat, but it wasn't a clear victory either - came to a stalemate with neither side giving in, so we've let bygones be bygones. If you ask me, I still maintain my strong opinions on what photogenic means.
I take no issue with you continuing to live in ignorance.
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Anyways. What a brutally cold day here! Ugh
65.... brutal?
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You can see for yourself.... what's your address?

I'm getting all my mail delivered to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC.
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65.... brutal?
58 this morning. It was horrible.
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I take no issue with you continuing to live in ignorance.
This man looks like a quesadilla
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I'm getting all my mail delivered to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC.
Package sent!
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This man looks like a quesadilla
In what way?

Not... that i'm disagreeing with you. I'm sure you're right...... i just need to be educated so that i too can see the resemblance.

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In what way?

Not... that i'm disagreeing with you. I'm sure you're right...... i just need to be educated so that i too can see the resemblance.

Is this what's known as stepping into in?
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At least it would be in the same language!

I feel like he could come out a winner. Just stare at her blankly till she finishes and then ask her when dinner will be ready.

The win here is that he'd be fed. Few people probably win a war of words with Lups or Biorin .

I've tried with Biorin. I'm not admitting defeat, but it wasn't a clear victory either - came to a stalemate with neither side giving in, so we've let bygones be bygones. If you ask me, I still maintain my strong opinions on what photogenic means.
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You have... don't be so sure about her. You'll wake up with a horse head in your bed one morning. Err, maybe a Canada Goose head.
Biorin - if you're listening...can we replace the head with 'jacket' instead. It'll run you about $500 probably, but think of how warm I'll be. You'll be helping the less fortunate too, so there's a moral win too. But that argument probably would have more success if I tried it on Lups...
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Date night. Wish me luck.
Good luck!

After so many dates, do all guys start sounding the same?
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Good luck!

After so many dates, do all guys start sounding the same?
No. This guy is young. Like a puppy. He's so funny, I keep him around. Usually I date older guys but I'm starting to like guys my own age.
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At least it would be in the same language!

I feel like he could come out a winner. Just stare at her blankly till she finishes and then ask her when dinner will be ready.

The win here is that he'd be fed. Few people probably win a war of words with Lups or Biorin .

I've tried with Biorin. I'm not admitting defeat, but it wasn't a clear victory either - came to a stalemate with neither side giving in, so we've let bygones be bygones. If you ask me, I still maintain my strong opinions on what photogenic means.
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It's bliss I tell you. Pure and utter bliss. Every day I walk out the door confident in the thought that everyone loves me and nobody hates me.


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You have... don't be so sure about her. You'll wake up with a horse head in your bed one morning. Err, maybe a Canada Goose head.
Biorin - if you're listening...can we replace the head with 'jacket' instead. It'll run you about $500 probably, but think of how warm I'll be. You'll be helping the less fortunate too, so there's a moral win too. But that argument probably would have more success if I tried it on Lups...
I have a Canada Goose jacket. If you want to lose approximately half your body weight (I'm estimating), we can share it. Alternatively, if you're willing to let me place animal appendages in your bed at random, I'll buy you one just for being a good sport.
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