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      03-26-2011, 01:14 PM   #463
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Me: So question for you...?
Her: Yes?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that...?
Her: What?!?! Lol
Me: Oh you know...
Her: My ass?! Lol
Me: Ya something like that...
Her: Haha um when I'm single

I'll consider that a neutral win.
Got this twice already and I consider it a FAIL since we're not tapping!
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      03-26-2011, 01:41 PM   #464
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Got this twice already and I consider it a FAIL since we're not tapping!


I miss college It's only been 3 years and feels like forever
working on a 7 page paper, so I currently hate it, but soon Ill love it again
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      03-26-2011, 02:00 PM   #465
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Got this twice already and I consider it a FAIL since we're not tapping!
Thats because it is a fail. See very first post of the thread. That is how you win.
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She's a chick that got famous online. 4chan made a big deal out of it, like they do about everything.
like Tella Tequilla?
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like Tila Tequilla?
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and not really because boxxy could definitely be considered attractive, while tila looks like she should star in the live action version of Antz
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and not really because boxxy could definitely be considered attractive, while tila looks like she should star in the live action version of Antz
did you not see the pics posted a couple pages back, the girl is hideous with out her hair done and make up. She looks like a female AL Bundy
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damn. now you may never get to ask him
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did you not see the pics posted a couple pages back, the girl is hideous with out her hair done and make up. She looks like a female AL Bundy
compared to tila? i think not
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compared to tila? i think not


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those are unfair comparo shots and she still looks gross. that's like me doing this:



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Thats not a picture of Boxxy on a bad day or a bad picture, thats just what she actually looks like.
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I need expert opinions... I dont know how to do screen shots so I'll just type it.

Last night...

Me: So question for you...?
Her: Yes?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that...?
Her: What?!?! Lol
Me: Oh you know...
Her: My ass?! Lol
Me: Ya something like that...
Her: Haha um when I'm single

Today...

Her: So how did the rest of your night go?
Me: Nothing too exciting. How was yours...? You at work?
Her: I am. I am on a lunch break. Its busiest on weekends.
Her: How the heck did that question come up?
Me: I'm glad you didn't flip out and refuse to talk to me...
Her: No haha never.
Me: Good. next time I'm bored I'll ask some more provacative questions just to make things interesting.
Her: Haha awesome.
Me: My question may have been good but i think your answer was even better lol
Her: Haha aw ya it was
Her: No really though haha we should just for the hell of it. Just saying
Me: Well dang I should have asked a long time ago!
Me: Why is this only coming up now that you have a bf?
Her: lol no I'm half kidding. I thought we had this talk haha. I am very content with my bf.
Me: Only half kidding... hm...
Her: Oh Matt...
Me: The offer stands... you'll come around.
Her: Well thank u haha i am sure u will remember it when im single
Me: I have a goldfish.
Her: U do?! Send me a pic! Whats its name?
Me: No you mentioned your bf so I thought we were talking about things that dont matter.
Her: Oh my gosh lol your a nut
Me: Call or text me after work
Her: lol aw i got excited about the fish
Her: will do
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      03-26-2011, 03:54 PM   #475
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She is currently content with her boyfriend, but doesnt see it going forever. So she is creating escape routes if that does happen. Dont pressure her to much about this, let her do all of the talking. Keep in touch, dont just pop up out of nowhere when you see single on her fb.But also dont try to talk to her everyday in hopes she will leave the other guy. That is unless you have the confidence you have game that can do that, and or you know her well enough you think she wouldnt be hard to take from him.
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you'll fuck her eventually. It's on her mind, why else would she bring it up again.
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Im at this point in the convo

Me: Can you ask you a quick question
Her: Yes Sir
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Ohh you wanna?
Me: I'm down
Her: I couldnt do that to Kathy (My gf, forgot they were friends)
Me: You can keep a secret.
Her: Yes I can.
Me: So then ill be there tonight.
Her: Cant this weekend haha. and I really cant do that to Kathy id feel like shit for it.
Me: I can make you feel better.
Her: Im sure cause im a sex fan but no matter how good it feels...its not gonna combat the emotional conscious haha
Me: What if Kathy was there too? Would it make you feel better?
Her: a threesome
Her: ?
Me: Sounds like a good night to me.
Her: Sounds like a fun time im down for that.
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I need expert opinions... I dont know how to do screen shots so I'll just type it.

Last night...

Me: So question for you...?
Her: Yes?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that...?
Her: What?!?! Lol
Me: Oh you know...
Her: My ass?! Lol
Me: Ya something like that...
Her: Haha um when I'm single

Today...

Her: So how did the rest of your night go?
Me: Nothing too exciting. How was yours...? You at work?
Her: I am. I am on a lunch break. Its busiest on weekends.
Her: How the heck did that question come up?
Me: I'm glad you didn't flip out and refuse to talk to me...
Her: No haha never.
Me: Good. next time I'm bored I'll ask some more provacative questions just to make things interesting.
Her: Haha awesome.
Me: My question may have been good but i think your answer was even better lol
Her: Haha aw ya it was
Her: No really though haha we should just for the hell of it. Just saying
Me: Well dang I should have asked a long time ago!
Me: Why is this only coming up now that you have a bf?
Her: lol no I'm half kidding. I thought we had this talk haha. I am very content with my bf.
Me: Only half kidding... hm...
Her: Oh Matt...
Me: The offer stands... you'll come around.
Her: Well thank u haha i am sure u will remember it when im single
Me: I have a goldfish.
Her: U do?! Send me a pic! Whats its name?
Me: No you mentioned your bf so I thought we were talking about things that dont matter.
Her: Oh my gosh lol your a nut
Me: Call or text me after work
Her: lol aw i got excited about the fish
Her: will do
you used the goldfish line...........
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Im at this point in the convo

Me: Can you ask you a quick question
Her: Yes Sir
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Ohh you wanna?
Me: I'm down
Her: I couldnt do that to Kathy (My gf, forgot they were friends)
Me: You can keep a secret.
Her: Yes I can.
Me: So then ill be there tonight.
Her: Cant this weekend haha. and I really cant do that to Kathy id feel like shit for it.
Me: I can make you feel better.
Her: Im sure cause im a sex fan but no matter how good it feels...its not gonna combat the emotional conscious haha
Me: What if Kathy was there too? Would it make you feel better?
Her: a threesome
Her: ?
Me: Sounds like a good night to me.
Her: Sounds like a fun time im down for that.
You bastard
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My gf just texted me.

Her: i'd have a threesome just fyi
Me: with who?
Her: :-P idk
Her: No virgins
Me: Thats a good idea. I like this idea FYI
Her: :O
Me: Ill see you later tonight. Bring Lauren.
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you're wasting your time unless your gf is down
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props, now video tape it and post it
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+1 for vid

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