BMW i5 and 5-Series Forum

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      10-11-2016, 12:06 PM   #463
///M Power-Belgium
General
///M Power-Belgium's Avatar
Belgium
72533
Rep
27,047
Posts

Drives: ///M3-E92-DCT Silverstone II
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by anglo View Post
Yep
Accumulation of estrogen make panties wet ...
__________________
"MAX VERSTAPPEN" IS THE 2021+2022+2023+2024 F1 WORLD CHAMPION - #UnLeashTheLion -

BPM DEV-Tune & DCT Software-Tune & Servotronic & coding ///Alpine HID Angeleyes ///Oem.exhaust mod.
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 12:07 PM   #464
Dang3r
Schmollbraten
Dang3r's Avatar
Germany
12484
Rep
1,985
Posts

Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp.
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Liandri Central Core

iTrader: (0)

What the frak...a Cylon in here? BLAST 'EM!
__________________
Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right

Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
Appreciate 1
      10-11-2016, 12:36 PM   #465
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6709
Rep
1,298
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
Helicopter boobs!
Guess it would have to be one of those Chinook dual-rotor models.

(I am so ashamed of myself for this...Boobs are sacred and should not be mocked)

__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 01:00 PM   #466
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6062
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Guess it would have to be one of those Chinook dual-rotor models.

(I am so ashamed of myself for this...Boobs are sacred and should not be mocked)
Bonus points if they can swing in opposite directions! Counter rotating for stability. lol
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 1
Lups11831.00
      10-11-2016, 03:06 PM   #467
F80_M
Banned
United_States
812
Rep
2,494
Posts

Drives: 1/1 PSM F80, F36, G11
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Orlando

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
I prefer the current line, so ...

For Christmas charity, we could have a helicopter competition!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
I doubt it, some of us have very little to shake.
Helicopter boobs!
Someone says helicopter boobs?
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 03:14 PM   #468
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11831
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by F80_M View Post
Someone says helicopter boobs?
No, I'm fairly sure the guys couldn't do that. Back to lower parts boys!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 03:19 PM   #469
fravel
Colonel
fravel's Avatar
United_States
1648
Rep
2,494
Posts

Drives: Monaco Blue '06 330i
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: The Nasti 'Nati

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by F87LUV View Post
You sound bitter. I've seen plenty of amazing women settle for men that are nowhere near perfect and don't meet a checklist. It is about some compromise but I don't believe in settling.
Bitter, experienced, to-may-toe, toe-ma-toe. Point is, Lups' friend sounds like every attractive single girl I've met lately - she's holding out for a guy that doesn't exist and she's ignoring good opportunities in the process. If she wants to be in a relationship that badly, she's gonna have to get over herself.

I don't believe in settling either - hence why I have dogs.
__________________

Last edited by fravel; 10-11-2016 at 04:04 PM..
Appreciate 1
Lups11831.00
      10-11-2016, 03:26 PM   #470
opihi5
Captain
opihi5's Avatar
United_States
220
Rep
832
Posts

Drives: 2011 m3
Join Date: Feb 2016
Location: San Diego

iTrader: (2)

Garage List
2011 BMW M3  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ginger_Extract View Post
You've come to the right place. Every guy on this forum is 6'4", has a 10 inch dick, and is an entrepreneur making $500k/year.
Very true lol
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 04:54 PM   #471
atxgt3
First Lieutenant
157
Rep
346
Posts

Drives: 11 E92, 17 X5M, 15 Huracan
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: TX

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by fravel View Post
Bitter, experienced, to-may-toe, toe-ma-toe. Point is, Lups' friend sounds like every attractive single girl I've met lately - she's holding out for a guy that doesn't exist and she's ignoring good opportunities in the process. If she wants to be in a relationship that badly, she's gonna have to get over herself.

I don't believe in settling either - hence why I have dogs.
Does she actually really want to be in a relationship that badly, or is it just Lups that wants her friend to be in a relationship?
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 06:18 PM   #472
JasonCSU
Colonel
United_States
705
Rep
2,548
Posts

Drives: '08 135i, '88 325is
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver, CO

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
1988 BMW 325is  [0.00]
2008 BMW 135i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette View Post
I'm a clumsy Asian. I drop my cell phone daily. I hate people who don't use cell phone cases. I don't comprehend this concept.

Don't hate me because my phone is naked.
__________________
Delivered in Munich, broken in on the Nurburgring.
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 06:19 PM   #473
bimmette
YouTube.com/TvTara
bimmette's Avatar
Canada
6436
Rep
4,714
Posts

Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93)
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Vancouver

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by JasonCSU
Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette View Post
I'm a clumsy Asian. I drop my cell phone daily. I hate people who don't use cell phone cases. I don't comprehend this concept.

Don't hate me because my phone is naked.
Gasp! You live life on the edge!
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 06:32 PM   #474
JasonCSU
Colonel
United_States
705
Rep
2,548
Posts

Drives: '08 135i, '88 325is
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver, CO

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
1988 BMW 325is  [0.00]
2008 BMW 135i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette View Post
Gasp! You live life on the edge!

Risk taking is what makes life worth living.
__________________
Delivered in Munich, broken in on the Nurburgring.
Appreciate 1
bimmette6435.50
      10-11-2016, 06:59 PM   #475
bimmette
YouTube.com/TvTara
bimmette's Avatar
Canada
6436
Rep
4,714
Posts

Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93)
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Vancouver

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zugzwang
I started with an iPhone 3. I'm on a 6 now and never had a case. Never dropped my phone. Never dropped my phone and ever scratched it. Three cheers for co-ordination and good neural to hand pathways.

Knock on wood.

Cell phone cases are bulky and only for the clumsy.

And I work industrial construction. It's not like I'm surrounded by nerf. Lol.
Proud of you.
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 07:53 PM   #476
F80_M
Banned
United_States
812
Rep
2,494
Posts

Drives: 1/1 PSM F80, F36, G11
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Orlando

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zugzwang
I started with an iPhone 3. I'm on a 6 now and never had a case. Never dropped my phone. Never dropped my phone and ever scratched it. Three cheers for co-ordination and good neural to hand pathways.

Knock on wood.

Cell phone cases are bulky and only for the clumsy.

And I work industrial construction. It's not like I'm surrounded by nerf. Lol.
..
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 1
bimmette6435.50
      10-11-2016, 08:06 PM   #477
Aatish
Lofty
Aatish's Avatar
3476
Rep
849
Posts

Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: ORD <> ATX

iTrader: (0)

My first real phone was a Nokia N95. Second phone was an N97. Never needed a case cuz Nokia.

Had a Sony Xperia Arc, still no case cuz I honestly didn't like it that much.

iPhone 5 onward, been rocking a leather case. Just broke my first screen a few months back. Was pissed because I didn't drop it, instead the button on my wallet cracked the screen when I went to grab my phone and wallet.

Ugh
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 08:09 PM   #478
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6709
Rep
1,298
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by JasonCSU
Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette View Post
Gasp! You live life on the edge!

Risk taking is what makes life worth living.
Said many teen fathers.
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 1
Lups11831.00
      10-11-2016, 10:08 PM   #479
Aatish
Lofty
Aatish's Avatar
3476
Rep
849
Posts

Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: ORD <> ATX

iTrader: (0)

Fake boobs....
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 10:11 PM   #480
ASAP
Major General
ASAP's Avatar
11019
Rep
9,148
Posts

Drives: '23 X3 M40i
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: FL

iTrader: (0)

Checking in here... but only have a 9.5 inch penis, income of $450k and have only set 3 lap records on various road courses... (this is all far below Bimmerpost standards, but I am single and ready to mingle)...
Appreciate 1
Lups11831.00
      10-11-2016, 10:16 PM   #481
jpnh
Brigadier General
jpnh's Avatar
1430
Rep
3,395
Posts

Drives: NA
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: USA

iTrader: (0)

WTF?

This thread is starting to sound like the "First World Problems" thread.......
Appreciate 1
Lups11831.00
      10-11-2016, 11:54 PM   #482
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11831
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zugzwang View Post
I hope I don't sound too mean but.... this friend may unknowingly have a friend zone list something huge.

Jacob and/or Edward do not exist on this plane of reality. Everybody has flaws and it's up to your friend to accept flaws that fit within her sensibilities or else end up an old maid.

And lastly. Lots of guys out there. Very very few men. Good luck.

Lol.



By the way... those three statements are all completely separate yet truthful rambling thoughts.
True, wise words, and we've settled on cats (my autocorrect has issues with this word) already.

I started thinking about her friend zone and man, I think you're right in that too. Basically all her friends are male.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

Last edited by Lups; 10-12-2016 at 12:03 AM..
Appreciate 0
      10-11-2016, 11:57 PM   #483
The Choosey begger
Libertarian
The Choosey begger's Avatar
United_States
71780
Rep
4,035
Posts

Drives: M4
Join Date: Jul 2016
Location: Sanctuary City

iTrader: (0)

Feeler ?
Appreciate 0
      10-12-2016, 12:02 AM   #484
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11831
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by atxgt3 View Post
Does she actually really want to be in a relationship that badly, or is it just Lups that wants her friend to be in a relationship?
Eh, I'd love to see her even happier, but her words made me do research on this. I already have informed her that there is no hope.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aatish View Post
My first real phone was a Nokia N95. Second phone was an N97. Never needed a case cuz Nokia.

Had a Sony Xperia Arc, still no case cuz I honestly didn't like it that much.

iPhone 5 onward, been rocking a leather case. Just broke my first screen a few months back. Was pissed because I didn't drop it, instead the button on my wallet cracked the screen when I went to grab my phone and wallet.

Ugh
Mine was 3110 (or something) and it was indestructible.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 1
Aatish3475.50
Post Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:13 AM.




g60
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST