Tinder/Dating Apps

grimlock · 03-01-2016, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

But you've already been doing that this entire time.

busted

u do too! more than me im sure..

Verbiage · 03-01-2016, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grimlock

busted

u do too! more than me im sure..

Well, I think my problem is that I sometimes assume people to have the same level of tolerance as me, so I dish out what I expect to be receiving. Take Lups or Biorin for example; they are extremely witty and know how to banter appropriately without crossing the [subjective] line.

That is evident from the recent exchanges we have had. And I try to do the same.

If anyone is offended by what I have to say, they can approach me and we can discuss things like adults, you know. It's all in good fun.

No one should cry about what happens on the internet.

Lups · 03-01-2016, 06:58 PM

Don't mind Grimmy, he's just pissed since he's in love with me, and he found out I'm a female today.

Verbiage · 03-01-2016, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Don't mind Grimmy, he's just pissed since he's in love with me, and he found out I'm a female today.

That makes sense. You know, there is a shortage of women in Hong Kong.....

jtodd_fl · 03-01-2016, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Don't mind Grimmy, he's just pissed since he's in love with me, and he found out I'm a female today.

Confused. Did the info you're a woman make him love you or stop loving you?

eluded · 03-01-2016, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Confused. Did the info you're a woman make him love you or stop loving you?

There are women on here ?

Axius · 03-02-2016, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eluded

There are women on here ?

Nope. Just a bunch of fat hairy men pretending to be women.

Seriously, Lups has the biggest balls on planet earth. Don't be fooled.

Verbiage · 03-02-2016, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axius

Seriously, Lups has the biggest balls on planet earth. Don't be fooled.

I haven't experienced internet infatuation before her. And she's married. Just my luck.

Dekansnowman · 03-02-2016, 11:21 AM

I'll chime in with a story of failed meetups.

So I was talking to a female friend of mine, yes we had sex before and it was awkward because it was in the morning and for me it's hard to pop because I'm at like 80% if I haven't eaten yet, and she said she had a friend on Tinder so I should look her up. I asked for the info so I could contact her directly, but my friend recently had her phone replaced and didn't have contact replaced yet. Whatever, S**t happens.

TL;DR is that I found the chick, saw what I now know as the FGAS, or Fat Girl Angle Shot, and after a phone conversation decided to meet up for a movie and drinks after.

We meet at the place, and I spot her as soon as I walk in. She's basically shaped like a pear, with really tiny legs. Like, the face isn't chubby, but something terrible happened to her torso and really took one for the team in terms of storing fat for the body. My monkey brain sensed terrible genetics and possible trailer park morals so I decided it would be best if I split and put my phone in a blender to just cut my losses.

NOPE! My friend tagged along and I found this out when I heard my name yelled... My heart sank, and I didn't even realize I let out an audible, "FU**!". My head down, admitting defeat, I figured I would just power through until the drinks and find some friends to hang with after, and excusing myself by announcing I shat myself and need to go home.

Tune in next week for what happened after the drinks and she casually mentioned she had no gag reflex...

Verbiage · 03-02-2016, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dekansnowman

We meet at the place, and I spot her as soon as I walk in. She's basically shaped like a pear, with really tiny legs. Like, the face isn't chubby, but something terrible happened to her torso and really took one for the team in terms of storing fat for the body.

Tune in next week for what happened after the drinks and she casually mentioned she had no gag reflex...

Is that you, 1MOREMOD?

So, you are refusing to divulge the entire story. Nice.

Dekansnowman · 03-02-2016, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Is that you, 1MOREMOD?

So, you are refusing to divulge the entire story. Nice.

I really had to poop, and then I had a conference call to get on..

I decided that after having a couple drinks to "get into a better mood", I would deal with my libido in the most mature way I could imagine. That was by finding someone who was desperate enough for attention that she was dropping hints about her deepthroat skills.

I got 5/7 head. For the Redditt Uninitiated, that would be 10/10. Imagine holding a watermelon and stabbing it with your piece. It just takes it. That's basically the way her mouth was.

jtodd_fl · 03-02-2016, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dekansnowman

I really had to poop, and then I had a conference call to get on..

I decided that after having a couple drinks to "get into a better mood", I would deal with my libido in the most mature way I could imagine. That was by finding someone who was desperate enough for attention that she was dropping hints about her deepthroat skills.

I got 5/7 head. For the Redditt Uninitiated, that would be 10/10. Imagine holding a watermelon and stabbing it with your piece. It just takes it. That's basically the way her mouth was.

With your obvious gift for charm and grace, I am surprised she wasn't more into it.

Edit: Also for witty banter.

Verbiage · 03-02-2016, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dekansnowman

Imagine holding a watermelon and stabbing it with your piece. It just takes it. That's basically the way her mouth was.

Hmmmmm.

Dekansnowman · 03-02-2016, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

With your obvious gift for charm and grace, I am surprised she wasn't more into it.

Edit: Also for witty banter.

Thought so myself. In hindsight, it was good our mutual friend was there to vouch for consent because I personally felt that she took advantage of my inebriated and, ahem, heightened state of arousal.

jtodd_fl · 03-02-2016, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dekansnowman

Thought so myself. In hindsight, it was good our mutual friend was there to vouch for consent because I personally felt that she took advantage of my inebriated and, ahem, heightened state of arousal.

Good that you had a wingman... even if she did let you get taken advantage of.

Verbiage · 03-02-2016, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Good that you had a wingman... even if she did let you get taken advantage of.

AKA not a wingman.

Dekansnowman · 03-02-2016, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

AKA not a wingman.

Wingwoman

But what do you expect when you let women outta the kitchen?

I kid, I kid.

Truth be told she neither encouraged nor intervened.

Verbiage · 03-02-2016, 02:40 PM

Well, you seem to have obtained some world-class oral sex from this, so I am sure everyone understands the moral of this story.

jtodd_fl · 03-02-2016, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, you seem to have obtained some world-class oral sex from this, so I am sure everyone understands the moral of this story.

World class head that he may or not remember... For all he knows, he probably got head from...

Verbiage · 03-02-2016, 02:52 PM

Oh no.

PoorLurker · 03-02-2016, 10:31 PM

Man, you guys have it easy these days.

I used to have go to hundreds of Lobby chat rooms asking "A/S/L/N/P?"
Now you guys get the photo and all that information instantly. I used to have to work for it. You, youth, have never worked a real day in your life!

Verbiage · 03-02-2016, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Man, you guys have it easy these days.

I used to have go to hundreds of Lobby chat rooms asking "A/S/L/N/P?"
Now you guys get the photo and all that information instantly. I used to have to work for it. You, youth, have never worked a real day in your life!

Now instead of putting in work, we have to put up with bullshit while putting in work simultaneously due to the digital mask created by the Internet.

Times have changed, but not necessarily for the better. Actually, definitely not for the better.

03-02-2016, 11:21 AM	#471
Dekansnowman Second Lieutenant 85 Rep 240 Posts Drives: 2011 335i Sedan Space Grey Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Houston, Tx iTrader: (0)	I'll chime in with a story of failed meetups. So I was talking to a female friend of mine, yes we had sex before and it was awkward because it was in the morning and for me it's hard to pop because I'm at like 80% if I haven't eaten yet, and she said she had a friend on Tinder so I should look her up. I asked for the info so I could contact her directly, but my friend recently had her phone replaced and didn't have contact replaced yet. Whatever, St happens. TL;DR is that I found the chick, saw what I now know as the FGAS, or Fat Girl Angle Shot, and after a phone conversation decided to meet up for a movie and drinks after. We meet at the place, and I spot her as soon as I walk in. She's basically shaped like a pear, with really tiny legs. Like, the face isn't chubby, but something terrible happened to her torso and really took one for the team in terms of storing fat for the body. My monkey brain sensed terrible genetics and possible trailer park morals so I decided it would be best if I split and put my phone in a blender to just cut my losses. NOPE! My friend tagged along and I found this out when I heard my name yelled... My heart sank, and I didn't even realize I let out an audible, "FU!". My head down, admitting defeat, I figured I would just power through until the drinks and find some friends to hang with after, and excusing myself by announcing I shat myself and need to go home. Tune in next week for what happened after the drinks and she casually mentioned she had no gag reflex...
	Appreciate 1 Quote

03-02-2016, 02:40 PM	#480
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Well, you seem to have obtained some world-class oral sex from this, so I am sure everyone understands the moral of this story. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

03-02-2016, 02:52 PM	#482
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Oh no. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

03-02-2016, 10:31 PM	#483
PoorLurker Custom User Title 1139 Rep 675 Posts Drives: a bicycle Join Date: May 2015 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	Man, you guys have it easy these days. I used to have go to hundreds of Lobby chat rooms asking "A/S/L/N/P?" Now you guys get the photo and all that information instantly. I used to have to work for it. You, youth, have never worked a real day in your life!
	Appreciate 1 Quote