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      03-13-2017, 02:25 PM   #48313
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Just talk for yourself, not all women second that brds mrs_dan :P
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Holy shit. $30? I'm about to start plucking my eyelashes and selling them.
I think they prefer lashes with volume so go with nose or ear hair instead.
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Hey booo!!!!!!!! Long time no talk! Let me find a photo without make up
I saw you on your horse without makeup and red hair .
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Do you know how many pairs of eyelashes I could have made with my beard I just cut off? Probably enough to buy a small house. Fuck.
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So that's what the shampoo commercials mean when they say lift.

I think they prefer lashes with volume so go with nose or ear hair instead.
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Finally I see the meaning of this thread ...Without Sara this thread is nothing !
Chicks rule my friends ...
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Would you be interested in lashes made of real fur?
I'd wear plastic ones. I dont care as long as I look nice
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I can provide the fur...
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I'd wear plastic ones. I dont care as long as I look nice
I wonder what kinda men you attract with the plastic lashes. Lol
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You can see these lashes from far away. Statement lashes
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I wonder what kinda men you attract with the plastic lashes. Lol
The same ones that are attracted to other plastic bits?
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I wonder what kinda men you attract with the plastic lashes. Lol
I wear a mix of both synthetic and human hair lashes. For my daily I use ardell. Cheaper. Only $12
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