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RJ_ · 03-13-2017, 08:06 AM

Daylight savings is dumb.

Also, the weather needs to make up it's damn mind, I have wrenching to do and it's snowing again.

Axius · 03-13-2017, 08:17 AM

Any clock change is dumb. However, glad to be getting an hour of daylight back.

Supposed to snow here, still don't have a scraper, just a putty knife for drywall spackle....

Joekerr · 03-13-2017, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

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Originally Posted by Axius

Can't say I've ever seen a deer standing in headlights with a dick getting forced in it's mouth. Terrible analogy.

You only just moved to Cleveland. Give it time. Give it time.

Axius · 03-13-2017, 08:46 AM

If anything probably would have seent it in the south first before OH....

Dang3r · 03-13-2017, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No I like to have fun but what I really like is a guy who picks me up at my house, brings a flower to the door. A guy that rings the doorbell and doesn't just text me "here". I like the old school stuff where you get dressed up to go out to dinner. What is so wrong with my request to him

Thats absolutely correct to demand the partner is looking proper and not dressed like fresh outta the hood.
Ya know, the good old manners are gone, sometimes younger women are looking confused if I hold them the door open...Nonono Lady, I wont get laid by you, just the door

The most haters' are when I having dinner with sweety and at other tables around are some couples with their dumb smartphones into their hands...screw them! Are they texting each other to avoid conversation?
This would cause a ban from me, to stay within the forums terms...

nyalpine90 · 03-13-2017, 09:00 AM

stella is cumming!!!

morning!

silvergray545 · 03-13-2017, 09:53 AM

Well, it happened. Had to trim the beard over the weekend. I went from inches to how ever the fuck long a number 2 attachment is on set of clippers.

Dang3r · 03-13-2017, 10:00 AM

Know you problem as well, own a hairclipper from Phillips with ceramic blades, there are 3 different adjustable sets for the desired length and normally I preset the one to 1.5mm...this time the set slips at the first try down to zero and hell yeah, the rest of the hair is less than 0.5mm

Yadayadayada, temperatures rising, doing the whole nine inch and shave the head around to very short...ehm...no, length is no longer correct, but shortyshort^^
Wifey was shocked, but hey, it grows sometimes again. To avoid this into the future, I would change the set or glue it at this value...

Mr Tonka · 03-13-2017, 10:20 AM

You guys up north bitch about the weather a lot.

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Aatish · 03-13-2017, 10:21 AM

Pansies

capo180 · 03-13-2017, 10:32 AM

Yeah buddy!!

Joekerr · 03-13-2017, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

If anything probably would have seent it in the south first before OH....

You do raise an interesting point. You're probably correct - I had not thought of that. And Sara is from the south right?

Is that why they call it the dirty south?

silvergray545 · 03-13-2017, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Know you problem as well, own a hairclipper from Phillips with ceramic blades, there are 3 different adjustable sets for the desired length and normally I preset the one to 1.5mm...this time the set slips at the first try down to zero and hell yeah, the rest of the hair is less than 0.5mm

Yadayadayada, temperatures rising, doing the whole nine inch and shave the head around to very short...ehm...no, length is no longer correct, but shortyshort^^
Wifey was shocked, but hey, it grows sometimes again. To avoid this into the future, I would change the set or glue it at this value...

I had a pretty good run. September 2016 to March 2017. I will grow it back. I feel like I look like a child now.

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You guys up north bitch about the weather a lot.

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Last I heard, we're supposed to get 6-10" starting this evening and going through tomorrow. Looks like I'll be plowing the roads with my front bumper again.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-13-2017, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's almost as if some people were able to predict this outcome.

Check out the video on this page , too much wind for the bikes =>

http://www.zita.be/nieuws/bizar/4050...9dd5913eaa7534

RJ_ · 03-13-2017, 10:59 AM

<<< Can't grow a beard.

I haven't cut my hair on top since ~May 2016, sides were cleaned up some time in the fall to keep it manageable in that weird in-between length. Probably just gonna let it go from here.

Aatish · 03-13-2017, 11:00 AM

Beards are a bittersweet. I'll just leave it at that.

silvergray545 · 03-13-2017, 11:05 AM

My face just feels naked. I keep reach up to run my fingers through it but there's nothing there. Lol

///M Power-Belgium · 03-13-2017, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Update: Confirmed. Chick is a distant cousin. But, marketing campaign is continuing. Bio datas are being exchanged and parents and elders are having the meetings.

Shit is getting real yo.

Bhai don't bang your cousin ! Never ever !!!

C'mon my friend the ocean is full of fish...

///M Power-Belgium · 03-13-2017, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

I had to read this 7 times and still I don't get it .
I'm sorry sweetheart but I never saw a deer in porn ...
I know that Merica is the maker of beast X , but personal I find it horrible !

Mr Tonka · 03-13-2017, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I had a pretty good run. September 2016 to March 2017. I will grow it back. I feel like I look like a child now.

Last I heard, we're supposed to get 6-10" starting this evening and going through tomorrow. Looks like I'll be plowing the roads with my front bumper again.

Little rain today, rest of the week hovers in the high 60s low 70s.

I'll be thinking about you when i decide whether or not to wear a long sleeve shirt each day this week.

Sara · 03-13-2017, 11:32 AM

You guys are making this way too literal. A deer in headlights is an expression of shock. When someone rams their cock down your throat and you aren't expecting it, I'm saying you don't bite down instantly you're stunned at first. Sheesh guys, no ones talking about face fucking a deer here. Read what I wrote. Xoxo

F30lolz · 03-13-2017, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm sorry sweetheart but I never saw a deer in porn ...
I know that Merica is the maker of beast X , but personal I find it horrible !

This made my day.

03-13-2017, 08:06 AM	#48225
RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1204 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	Daylight savings is dumb. Also, the weather needs to make up it's damn mind, I have wrenching to do and it's snowing again.
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03-13-2017, 08:17 AM	#48226
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Any clock change is dumb. However, glad to be getting an hour of daylight back. Supposed to snow here, still don't have a scraper, just a putty knife for drywall spackle....
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03-13-2017, 08:46 AM	#48228
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	If anything probably would have seent it in the south first before OH....
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03-13-2017, 09:00 AM	#48230
nyalpine90 Lieutenant General 7571 Rep 11,951 Posts Drives: MY24 G01 AW Msport Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: L.I. NY iTrader: (4) Garage List 2016 BMW X4 [9.25]	stella is cumming!!! morning!
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03-13-2017, 09:53 AM	#48231
silvergray545 Skittles, OT OG 2350 Rep 649 Posts Drives: Lots of M cars Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 ZCP [0.00] 2000 BMW M Roadster [0.00] 2004 BMW M3 [0.00] 2014 VW GLI [0.00]	Well, it happened. Had to trim the beard over the weekend. I went from inches to how ever the fuck long a number 2 attachment is on set of clippers.
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03-13-2017, 10:00 AM	#48232
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12484 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Know you problem as well, own a hairclipper from Phillips with ceramic blades, there are 3 different adjustable sets for the desired length and normally I preset the one to 1.5mm...this time the set slips at the first try down to zero and hell yeah, the rest of the hair is less than 0.5mm Yadayadayada, temperatures rising, doing the whole nine inch and shave the head around to very short...ehm...no, length is no longer correct, but shortyshort^^ Wifey was shocked, but hey, it grows sometimes again. To avoid this into the future, I would change the set or glue it at this value... __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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03-13-2017, 10:20 AM	#48233
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6062 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	You guys up north bitch about the weather a lot. : __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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03-13-2017, 10:21 AM	#48234
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03-13-2017, 10:32 AM	#48235
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03-13-2017, 10:59 AM	#48239
RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1204 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	<<< Can't grow a beard. I haven't cut my hair on top since ~May 2016, sides were cleaned up some time in the fall to keep it manageable in that weird in-between length. Probably just gonna let it go from here.
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03-13-2017, 11:00 AM	#48240
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03-13-2017, 11:05 AM	#48241
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03-13-2017, 11:32 AM	#48245
Sara Lieutenant General 5898 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	You guys are making this way too literal. A deer in headlights is an expression of shock. When someone rams their cock down your throat and you aren't expecting it, I'm saying you don't bite down instantly you're stunned at first. Sheesh guys, no ones talking about face fucking a deer here. Read what I wrote. Xoxo
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