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      03-12-2017, 03:12 PM   #48181
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Plot twist: Chick that is supposedly in line for the arranged marriage, might be a cousin.
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What exactly are you looking at in that photo?
A side ass view .
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Plot twist: Chick that is supposedly in line for the arranged marriage, might be a cousin.
Mix-up the family DNA and bloodline is pretty bad my friend .
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I can get laid by whoever I want, he isn't the only one with a huge perfect penis such a gorgeous body and beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair and dreaming voice and
I agree Sara , I also have a perfect penis , muscle body and blue eyes .
Dammit...But my hair is black !
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      03-12-2017, 04:48 PM   #48185
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See, big penises aren't worth it.
I can get laid by whoever I want, he isn't the only one with a huge perfect penis such a gorgeous body and beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair and dreaming voice and
ur shallow as fuck
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ur shallow as fuck
Baby, puddles are deeper than me.
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Brah, He got this right!!!!!
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Don't women have any code of ethics
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They traded that for women's rights, which they then traded for a Starbucks gold card.
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Mix-up the family DNA and bloodline is pretty bad my friend .
Well aware, Philippe. But this seems like a distant connection. I'll keep y'all posted.
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Wtf. He's asking what I like so we can try again and I'm telling him old school
And he completely disregards it. He KNOWS me. Every fucking inch of me and he wants to do dates "getting to know me" wtf!! We've been out numberous times before and he's asking me what I want. This is why women are crazy. No Bjorn no
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Was it the part where he doesn't want to buy you stuff that turned you off?
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Wtf. He's asking what I like so we can try again and I'm telling him old school
And he completely disregards it. He KNOWS me. Every fucking inch of me and he wants to do dates "getting to know me" wtf!! This is why women are crazy. No Bjorn no
Sounds like you just wanna have fun and forget dating/romance. Nowt wrong with that as long as you're both on the same wavelength nobody gets hurt. But we all know that never happens in real life, nor the movies...
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Was it the part where he doesn't want to buy you stuff that turned you off?
I never asked to him to buy my anything. Only bring flowers to a dinner date. Is that do wrong?!

Now he's pissed because I'm on tinder. Wth
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Sound like a prick tease....
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Sounds like you just wanna have fun and forget dating/romance. Nowt wrong with that as long as you're both on the same wavelength nobody gets hurt. But we all know that never happens in real life, nor the movies...
No I like to have fun but what I really like is a guy who picks me up at my house, brings a flower to the door. A guy that rings the doorbell and doesn't just text me "here". I like the old school stuff where you get dressed up to go out to dinner. What is so wrong with my request to him
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Sounds like you just wanna have fun and forget dating/romance. Nowt wrong with that as long as you're both on the same wavelength nobody gets hurt. But we all know that never happens in real life, nor the movies...
No I like to have fun but what I really like is a guy who picks me up at my house, brings a flower to the door. A guy that rings the doorbell and doesn't just text me "here". I like the old school stuff where you get dressed up to go out to dinner. What is so wrong with my request to him
Nothing wrong with that at all. A bit of romance, wine, dine and treat a girl to a good night to make em feel special is what's it's all about... especially if you wanna get laid. I'm kind of kidding.... Soz, I never saw the earlier messages from the ex tennis pro.
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Wtf. He's asking what I like so we can try again and I'm telling him old school
And he completely disregards it. He KNOWS me. Every fucking inch of me and he wants to do dates "getting to know me" wtf!! We've been out numberous times before and he's asking me what I want. This is why women are crazy. No Bjorn no
It's almost as if some people were able to predict this outcome.
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Wait. Isn't showing up with flowers and shit old school?

This is fucking hipster?
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Wait. Isn't showing up with flowers and shit old school?

This is fucking hipster?
I like old school!!! I like that. He asked what I liked and then shut me down
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Read his text wrong. He's over old school. Fucking millennial trash.
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Read his text wrong. He's over old school. Fucking millennial trash.
Dude, his name is Bjorn and he has a large penis ego. All makes sense to me.
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