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      04-21-2022, 04:52 PM   #4797
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My girlfriend looked at me all bright eyed and said she had shaved her legs. I thought great now I have to clear the drain as it must be clogged!

Getting old!
My first Army duty assignment was in Hanau, Germany in early 1968. Man, was that ever an eye-opener. While on gate guard duty, I enjoyed watching the pretty frauleins walking by... until I spotted a lot of long leg hair under their panty-hose.


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      04-23-2022, 09:20 PM   #4798
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      04-24-2022, 03:29 AM   #4799
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Told my daughter to hang up the phone and get to the dinner table. She looks at me and says: "err what do you mean hang up?"

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You know you're old when you don't notice someone flirting with you at the supermarket until you get home.
FTFY. It's ok if you didn't notice the old guy, but when it just didn't register until you got home: old
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      04-25-2022, 04:12 PM   #4801
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FTFY. It's ok if you didn't notice the old guy, but when it just didn't register until you got home: old
Cut me some slack. I've been out of the game a long time. I thought he was being a nice old man, and then I realized....
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FTFY. It's ok if you didn't notice the old guy, but when it just didn't register until you got home: old
When I was racing in the One Lap of America many moons ago, one of our team's sponsors told us an advertising slogan joke in Las Vegas. Three days and 2,000 miles later in Ohio, one of the guys on our team busted out laughing when he finally figured out the punch line.

Guess he wasn't as old as cmyx6go, since he at least figured it out *before* he got home.....
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FTFY. It's ok if you didn't notice the old guy, but when it just didn't register until you got home: old
Cut me some slack. I've been out of the game a long time. I thought he was being a nice old man, and then I realized....
He still may be a nice old man. You probably just have it going on.
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Cut me some slack. I've been out of the game a long time. I thought he was being a nice old man, and then I realized....
There's no such thing as nice old men. They all have an agenda.
Nah… if he likes cmyx6go he can't be all bad.
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Nah… if he likes cmyx6go he can't be all bad.
agenda =/= bad.

A nice Italian lady with curly hair and her own business, he has an agenda. . .
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agenda =/= bad.

A nice Italian lady with curly hair and her own business, he has an agenda. . .
The Italian and curly hair is obvious. He doesn’t know about the business. I can’t hide the ///M though.

I’m not putting my foot back in the water. I thought it was funny I didn’t catch it right away. It’s been the last thing on my mind.
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Nah… if he likes cmyx6go he can't be all bad.
agenda =/= bad.

A nice Italian lady with curly hair and her own business, he has an agenda. . .
You don't know what he knows about her. ASSume
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The Italian and curly hair is obvious. He doesn’t know about the business. I can’t hide the ///M though.

I’m not putting my foot back in the water. I thought it was funny I didn’t catch it right away. It’s been the last thing on my mind.
"When the moon hits your eye" . . .
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The Italian and curly hair is obvious. He doesn't know about the business. I can't hide the ///M though.

I'm not putting my foot back in the water. I thought it was funny I didn't catch it right away. It's been the last thing on my mind.
"When the moon hits your eye" . . .
That's amore…
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There's no such thing as nice old men. They all have an agenda.
Well, that's not true! I'm definitely old and I'm nice and I don't have an agenda. Wait, I do have an agenda. It's whatever my wife tells me it is.
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      04-25-2022, 10:44 PM   #4811
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When you reference "purple haze" and everyone in the room at that time has NO IDEA what you're talking about.

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Nah… if he likes cmyx6go he can't be all bad.
agenda =/= bad.

A nice Italian lady with curly hair and her own business, he has an agenda. . .
You don't know what he knows about her. ASSume
You know what they say about assume?
It makes an ass out of u and me!
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You know what they say about assume?
It makes an ass out of u and me!
Is harass one word, or two?
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You know what they say about assume?
It makes an ass out of u and me!
Is harass one word, or two?
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You know you're old when you just discovered that "typing" class in school is referred to as "keyboarding" nowadays. I will still proudly tell people I took typing class in HS and had a near 60wpm rate with very few errors.
I took typing class in high school too but have no idea what my wpm was. I know I did well, though.

Funny thing is now I pretty much type with just two fingers.

PS - still pretty speedy.
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I took typing class in high school too but have no idea what my wpm was. I know I did well, though.

Funny thing is now I pretty much type with just two fingers.

PS - still pretty speedy.
STILL looking down while typing with multiple fingers
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STILL looking down while typing with multiple fingers
Whatever works for you.
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