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      07-11-2016, 03:21 PM   #4797
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REALLY, bad day, huh?
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      07-11-2016, 03:22 PM   #4798
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Easy there, killer... Didn't realize you're a male model? Lolol...
Not saying that smoosh is ugly but it's a man's world.
It's not about looks right? It's about what's on the inside that counts.


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      07-11-2016, 03:23 PM   #4799
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At least some have reason and rationale... I mean Verb's got abs and the mysteries of whether or not he's hung like the 73% or the 27%

Smoosh? Jesus Christ... Makes zero sense, especially if you read his dribble before of his super successful past relationship (singular not plural) Seems to think by saying "it's just an Internet persona" gives him free reign... :
I just died. Gotta send this to him.
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      07-11-2016, 03:23 PM   #4800
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It's not about looks right? It's about what's on the inside that counts.


Said none of these doods ever.
Wait, are you saying women on Tinder/Bumble DON'T care about looks? Whaaaaa

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It's not about looks right? It's about what's on the inside that counts.


Said none of these doods ever.




Like girls are any different.
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Smoosh? Jesus Christ... Makes zero sense, especially if you read his dribble before of his super successful past relationship (singular not plural) Seems to think by saying "it's just an Internet persona" gives him free reign... :
REALLY, bad day, huh?
Your solution is I must be having a bad day or you think by calling me a she this is super insulting?

Just further solidifies my point... :
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      07-11-2016, 03:27 PM   #4803
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What kind of bomb ?
Large/stupendous/breathtaking
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      07-11-2016, 03:27 PM   #4804
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It's not about looks right? It's about what's on the inside that counts.


Said none of these doods ever.




Like girls are any different.
I don't recall seeing pictures posted of hot men with ugly rich women on their arms just now.
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      07-11-2016, 03:28 PM   #4805
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Your solution is I must be having a bad day or you think by calling me a she this is super insulting?

Just further solidifies my point... :
I have no fucking idea what you're saying.

My belief was that you are female, no?
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Still afternoon here. What's up?
I know ...I run 9 hours in front of you guys that's why I need to say => Good evening .
Too much work ,I gave today (day-1) education on 2 angels and I thought for a moment that I was in a chicken stable ..
So they screwed my schedule as well , came home and went to the gym ...came back home again ....mowed my grass , toke a shower , made me chicken with Belgian fries and finally on Bimmerpost for the moment and chat with you ..
Oughh...

And you ?
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It's not about looks right? It's about what's on the inside that counts.


Said none of these doods ever.




Like girls are any different.
I don't recall seeing pictures posted of hot men with ugly rich women on their arms just now.
Beverly Hills housewives...

How the hell else do you think Axius got his gig as a pool boy?
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I just died... laughing out loud right now...

Tell verbiage I said whatsup and how's purgatory? That and hurry back...
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Still afternoon here. What's up?
I know ...I run 9 hours in front of you guys that's why I need to say => Good evening .
Too much work ,I gave today (day-1) education on 2 angels and I thought for a moment that I was in a chicken stable ..
So they screwed my schedule as well , came home and went to the gym ...came back home again ....mowed my grass , toke a shower , made me chicken with Belgian fries and finally on Bimmerpost for the moment and chat with you ..
Oughh...

And you ?
Are Belgian fries different than French fries? Inquiring minds want to know....
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I have no fucking idea what you're saying.

My belief was that you are female, no?
Shoei has/had balls brother !
Yesterday he came to Belgium and peed in my yarden , and his balls are still here !
So yeah...Probably by now he's a female !
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Take a glimpse at this porker. Only thing you're allowed to cuddle is my dick. Right, shoei ?

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I have no fucking idea what you're saying.

My belief was that you are female, no?
Shoei has/had balls brother !
Yesterday he came to Belgium and peed in my yarden , and his balls are still here !
So yeah...Probably by now he's a female !
I can be whatever he wants me to be, Phil... I mean, it's the Internet after all according to him... *bats eyelashes*

PS - your garden was lovely...
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Doubtful that would even happen...

I mean, shit man, you couldn't please your girl, no?
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I can be whatever he wants me to be, Phil... I mean, it's the Internet after all according to him... *bats eyelashes*
Retaliation --> Anger --> Delusional?

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Doubtful that would even happen...

I mean, shit man, you couldn't please your girl, no?
I couldn't actually, I was too busy. Lol

That's why the bitch goooone. She gooooone man.
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