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      10-06-2015, 01:04 AM   #4775
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We are no longer besties. You never told me Billie and I were you besides the usual favorites.

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-06-2015, 01:17 AM   #4777
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Banned. My list still shows u as friended. Not that I know what difference it makes on the forum, but we still know jalapeņos and hair brushes will keep us together
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Banned. My list still shows u as friended. Not that I know what difference it makes on the forum, but we still know jalapeņos and hair brushes will keep us together
Well fuck it!
We all know hair comes and goes but the jalapeņos are forever.

Banned for being the best hair model on the forum!

I do however object to the friended. You grow turkeys, I eat turkeys, you eat jalapeņos, I eat jalapeņos. You look hot in all the posted pics, I don't. It feels like I'm your fat, ugly, man friend you take out to pubs so all the girls drool on your hair more.
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      10-06-2015, 02:04 AM   #4779
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Well fuck it!
We all know hair comes and goes but the jalapeņos are forever.

Banned for being the best hair model on the forum!

I do however object to the friended. You grow turkeys, I eat turkeys, you eat jalapeņos, I eat jalapeņos. You look hot in all the posted pics, I don't. It feels like I'm your fat, ugly, man friend you take out to pubs so all the girls drool on your hair more.
banned for TMI....
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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banned for TMI....
You're jealous. Don't be. I know that was a love letter and a romatic one for us jalapeņo fans but ...

But my list of favorites is like tree roots. They move on. You are the vert root, with your v8 and your head of hair. He is my hair tip go to guy, and Billie hated me sooo much we had to be friends.

We are stuck with each other. We hang out in each others threads, we know dirty shit nobody irl knows. Tmi doesnt work with us.


BANNED FOR SUGGESTING WE NEED TO GO BUSH HERE! (all caps so I didn't need to write bush with caps)
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

Last edited by Lups; 10-06-2015 at 02:21 AM.. Reason: no woman ever before has mispelled romantic.
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      10-06-2015, 02:26 AM   #4781
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You're jealous. Don't be. I know that was a love letter and a romatic one for us jalapeņo fans but ...

But my list of favorites is like tree roots. They move on. You are the vert root, with your v8 and your head of hair. He is my hair tip go to guy, and Billie hated me sooo much we had to be friends.

We are stuck with each other. We hang out in each others threads, we know dirty shit nobody irl knows. Tmi doesnt work with us.


BANNED FOR SUGGESTING WE NEED TO GO BUSH HERE! (all caps so I didn't need to write bush with caps)
Banned for pointing out my insecurities....and not mentioning our shared love for Donkeys
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Banned for pointing out my insecurities....and not mentioning our shared love for Donkeys
Banned for not telling the others we two just are suckers for aapl and for pointy ears.
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      10-06-2015, 11:00 AM   #4790
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