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      03-02-2017, 04:34 PM   #47675
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A special update !!!

Today I had a man from the law on my front door and I thought WTF is this ?!?!

He asked are you Philippe X ?
I said yes Sir , and he asked my ID .
So I showed him my ID and he said OK .Than he showed me several papers and asked me to read the papers and finally I had to sign the papers...

The situation is a court of assizes , it's about a *Murder case* !
I need to be present May 10 at 2 PM in the courthouse for an interview and I'm one of the 12 selected jury members for the murder case !

May , monday 15 , 9 AM the murder lawsuit starts and I need to be present for at least a week.
In short what happened in this murder case...

2014 september 18 , *EMRE-HIKMET* (37) (Turkish) The murderer killed in cold blood the Belgian old lady MARIE LOUISE-DONDERS (64) in her house !
He hit her several times with a big wooden object on her head and the old lady died , her son found her later in the house !
He took her money and her bankcards (creditcards) and later he was caught when he used her creditcard on the bank security cams ...
Link => http://www.hbvl.be/cnt/dmf20150609_0...-reconstructie

Pffffff....Dammit ! I don't know how to handle this situation with my work ?
Need to talk tomorrow morning ASAP with my company director about the whole situation and I'm sure he will not be happy to hear this !

Is there someone on here who was in the same situation as a jury member in a murder case ?
Any advice is highly appreciated of what I can or should do ..
Thanks in advance ,

-Philippe.
talk to the court clerk and "stretch the truth" *wink wink* about the fact that you think you know someone involved in the case, and your knowledge of the fact might inadvertently cause a bias in deciding the case...the clerk with talk to defense and prosecution, and they should allow you not to be in jury...
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      03-02-2017, 04:48 PM   #47676
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I think they'll let you go and not select you for a murder trial as a jury member... I wouldn't worry about it too much... just be yourself... or tell them about Ambiorix...
I really hope my friend , but I am already one of the 12 selected jury members !
Papers are signed this afternoon , and they are right now in front of me on my home office desk ..
Like I said above the planning is huge at my work (7/7) , otherwise I would love to put the sucker in jail .

Yeah Ambiorix sounds right ...
The statue of Ambiorix is only about 300 meters from our courthouse in my city and they actually love Ambiorix .
Ambiorix is the proud of our province !
I really hope my company director can fix something for me with a paper for court..
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      03-02-2017, 04:53 PM   #47677
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talk to the court clerk and "stretch the truth" *wink wink* about the fact that you think you know someone involved in the case, and your knowledge of the fact might inadvertently cause a bias in deciding the case...the clerk with talk to defense and prosecution, and they should allow you not to be in jury...
Sounds suspicious and they would go for further investigation..
On the other hand , I have no criminal record .
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Is anyone else curious about Aatish Part 2 of the story regarding high school dances and the apparent student / teacher interaction which he was saving for later?

I don't know...I never saw anything like that at my high school between teachers and students...still find it a little hard to believe.
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      03-02-2017, 05:12 PM   #47679
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Thats dope, alot of my tools are still in my matco box in the parents garage, just have a bunch of hand tools thats worked for pretty much everything so far.

Meh, if he offers and is a good friend I doubt he truly minds unless you took it up for forever.
I started buying tools last year. I spent a little over $1k and still don't have everything I need. I told myself I can buy them as I need them instead of all at once. Haha
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      03-02-2017, 05:15 PM   #47680
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Thats dope, alot of my tools are still in my matco box in the parents garage, just have a bunch of hand tools thats worked for pretty much everything so far.

Meh, if he offers and is a good friend I doubt he truly minds unless you took it up for forever.
I started buying tools last year. I spent a little over $1k and still don't have everything I need. I told myself I can buy them as I need them instead of all at once. Haha
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there's only one gang, and that's #TAYLORGANG #taylorgangordie

but beards are str8...I would grow one but I'd look straight up Taliban and would get my ass deported/sent to Guantanamo lol
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Sounds suspicious and they would go for further investigation..
On the other hand , I have no criminal record yet .
FTFY.

If all else fails in terms of the company director coming through with something that works in court, you could point the court to this site where they can read your original musings, including your description of the case. I'm fairly certain that even if they were to ignore the rest of your posts, they would certainly agree that the facts as you presented them indicate a bias. And therefore you shouldn't be one of the 12.

Plus, isn't the whole concept that you are judged by a jury of your peers? Are you really a peer? Would Am Bi consider himself to be a peer with the accused? That alone should get you excused don't you think? You could try that argument if the above doesn't pan out.

And lastly, I doubt you are one of the 12 - you are more likely in a jury pool, from which they will select 12. So you aren't done for yet.
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      03-02-2017, 05:28 PM   #47682
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there's only one gang, and that's #TAYLORGANG #taylorgangordie

but beards are str8...I would grow one but I'd look straight up Taliban and would get my ass deported/sent to Guantanamo lol
I'm at the point where I either need to trim it down or just fully commit and go for epic status.
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      03-02-2017, 05:32 PM   #47683
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Mines gone was epic though
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      03-02-2017, 05:53 PM   #47684
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Is anyone else curious about Aatish Part 2 of the story regarding high school dances and the apparent student / teacher interaction which he was saving for later?

I don't know...I never saw anything like that at my high school between teachers and students...still find it a little hard to believe.
I'll post part 2 when I can't sleep tonight.
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Mines gone was epic though
How epic? Duck dynasty levels or nah?
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Mines gone was epic though
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Mines gone was epic though
Sad day
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How epic? Duck dynasty levels or nah?
Don't know what that looks like was 4 inches long or so shaped like Leonidas
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Don't know what that looks like was 4 inches long or so shaped like Leonidas
TV show about some duck hunters. They probably have about double that...some of them.

Still - 4 inches and shaped is impressive - my condolences on your loss.
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It would have been better but kept trimming it up, have tactile issues don't like it touching my ears and chest bugs me
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Mines gone was epic though
Sad day
@ASBSECU E93 been awful quiet in his garage tinkering with Miss Piggy and Fire Crotch... Apparently he's like the Cuban Missile Crisis and it's an arms race around here... Won't be enough, old man... Except gas mileage - only area you may have me beat... entering single digits now practically...
I'm in mourning - my future pool boy is moving
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Story time, as I cannot sleep.


Never actually partied much in high school, but I did go to this one party. Was junior year, I believe the first or second party of the season. It was an after party for the "back-to-school" dance, which I also never went to.

Anyways, being a Catholic high school, in the Northern suburbs of Chicago, the school environment was Old Testament, while the student population had more money than brains. Dances were usually proctored by every single teacher and office worker, to prevent sacrilegious interactions between males, females, and teachers (another story)...so the school events were typically boring as fuck. They also ended at 8:30, for some reason.

Parties, on the other hand, usually got out of hand, and ended with fucked situations. This particular party was no exception.

Wasn't planning on going, but had a few hours to kill before meeting up with a friend, so I showed up to say I'd been to party during high school. Was around 9:00, probably about 30-35 kids, and tons of cheap booze and weed. Probably some coke too. Idk, my school was fucked.

Anyways, kids were drinking, dancing, and eating some sandwiches and pizza that the hosts parents had gotten for the party. Something in the pizza or sandwich wasn't all that good, which caused a quite few upset stomachs. This quickly escalated to vomiting.

I went outside to leave, but my friend, for some reason had to piss right then and there, so he wandered to the nearest bathroom, only to be greeted by a toilet and sink clogged with vomit.

Not phased, and determined to relinquish the stress in his lower body, he proceeded to the tub...which was occupied. Girl, whom is well known in school for various acts involving her mouth, is passed out in tub...in a pool of her own vomit and piss. She sorta comes to consciousness and sputters to my friend "can you give me a ride"? To which my friend walks out of bathroom, and leaves.

As we pulled out of neighborhood, a couple of squad cars pulled in. Apparently 9 kids got their stomachs pumped (including bathtub girl) and pretty much everyone there got underage tickets. All which got waved cuz Northern suburb politics and "my kid would never do such a thing"!

High School was entertaining.
That is depressing lol
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to those who shave AFTER they shower:

go to hell
Sometimes shave before, sometimes shave after.

Also don't use shaving cream or anything, just grab a razor and shave away.

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I started buying tools last year. I spent a little over $1k and still don't have everything I need. I told myself I can buy them as I need them instead of all at once. Haha

What if you don't shave because #beardgang?
Yeah don't just dive in, just acquire stuff as you need it and it'll start adding up. Both of my tool boxes are overflowing, you can never have too many tools!

I have a beard but have to shave pesky neck/cheek scruff consistently.
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I'm in mourning - my future pool boy already moved
Fixed.

I'm still going to come down and visit. Ashville was on my list, so I'll be out that way at some point in time. Can't stay up here too long, car was covered in snow this morning, would have shot someone but I was the only one awake at that hour.
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What's it like to live in Chicago? Would anyone here say it's worth it?

As an outsider looking in, it seems like a sinking ship in some ways not unlike Detroit decades ago. Rampant crime, government corruption, declining population, rapidly rising taxes, and runaway unfunded pension liabilities. It feels like a disaster waiting to happen unless they abruptly change course for the city.

Am i blowing this out of proportion?
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It really depends. Living IN Chicago is similar to Detroit, there are nice sections and the not so nice sections, mix of people with and without money. Declining population is due to expanding suburbs, more people are willing to make a commute TO the city for work than before. We almost moved to Crystal Lake, which is about a half hour or so outside of Chicago, and it was actually a very beautiful city. When I stayed in Chicago with my buddy at his brothers place, it was pretty cool and we never had any issues. Went out at night to the bars, walked around, met cool people, so overall the environment is fun.

Political however, is a completely different story. It doesn't take many people to ruin any city's financial well being by making stupid decisions, that inherently, causes people to move outside the city. Nice thing about Detroit is it's actually giving incentives for businesses to come back, streets are becoming more flooded with people again, and in general seems to be turning around for the better. Again though, only downtown, the surrounding areas will always be shit because of history.
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