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      03-02-2017, 02:36 PM   #47653
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Yeah I'm just gonna work on unpacking next couple days then venture out on the weekend when it warms up a little bit. What needs to be done to the M?
Good idea. Maintenance items like oil change, brake fluid flush, trans fluid, and diff fluid. I have adjustable rear camber arms and a set of power pulleys that need to be installed. I just got my new all aluminum, triple pass radiator delivered last night. Still need to order spark plugs, water pump, thermostat, and hoses. Basically trying to stay on top of shit before it breaks and modding when I can. Lol
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Yeah I'm just gonna work on unpacking next couple days then venture out on the weekend when it warms up a little bit. What needs to be done to the M?



..., didn't you read? You never release it. EVER. Not even after your dead.

Put it in your will. "If you release the ebrake, I will break out of my coffin (granted not cremated), and will slit your throat and kick you in the balls/cooter".
I'm just having a hard time getting to step 2 without releasing the e-brake.

I think you're trolling me.
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I'm just having a hard time getting to step 2 without releasing the e-brake.

I think you're trolling me.
You need to have a car with enough power to break free from the e-brake shoes. And then when you get off of the throttle, the rear wheels lock up again. It's common sense, Tonka.
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It will cost a lot of money to get that car where it needs to be. Not worth it, IMO.
Yeah, if it came with red wheels then the savings might be worth it, but not as is.
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I'm just having a hard time getting to step 2 without releasing the e-brake.

I think you're trolling me.
All those steps can be ignored if car is Guilia QV.
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Good idea. Maintenance items like oil change, brake fluid flush, trans fluid, and diff fluid. I have adjustable rear camber arms and a set of power pulleys that need to be installed. I just got my new all aluminum, triple pass radiator delivered last night. Still need to order spark plugs, water pump, thermostat, and hoses. Basically trying to stay on top of shit before it breaks and modding when I can. Lol
Sounds like a good list for a day of wrenching without having to bust your ass. Do you rent garage space or have your own?

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I'm just having a hard time getting to step 2 without releasing the e-brake.

I think you're trolling me.
I don't troll, I'm just really stupid.
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I'm just having a hard time getting to step 2 without releasing the e-brake.

I think you're trolling me.
I think the secret is McDonalds trays. It has to be from McDonalds or it won't work.
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Yeah, if it came with red wheels then the savings might be worth it, but not as is.


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Sounds like a good list for a day of wrenching without having to bust your ass. Do you rent garage space or have your own?
My dad was a home mechanic for many years. He's got every tool that you would need to work on a car. So I can't work on it anywhere else. Unless I go to my friend's garage. But I feel bad using his lift for the day because he's not making money with that bay when I'm there.
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All those steps can be ignored if car is Guilia QV.
Or Focus RS.
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A special update !!!

Today I had a man from the law on my front door and I thought WTF is this ?!?!

He asked are you Philippe X ?
I said yes Sir , and he asked my ID .
So I showed him my ID and he said OK .Than he showed me several papers and asked me to read the papers and finally I had to sign the papers...

The situation is a court of assizes , it's about a *Murder case* !
I need to be present May 10 at 2 PM in the courthouse for an interview and I'm one of the 12 selected jury members for the murder case !

May , monday 15 , 9 AM the murder lawsuit starts and I need to be present for at least a week.
In short what happened in this murder case...

2014 september 18 , *EMRE-HIKMET* (37) (Turkish) The murderer killed in cold blood the Belgian old lady MARIE LOUISE-DONDERS (64) in her house !
He hit her several times with a big wooden object on her head and the old lady died , her son found her later in the house !
He took her money and her bankcards (creditcards) and later he was caught when he used her creditcard on the bank security cams ...
Link => http://www.hbvl.be/cnt/dmf20150609_0...-reconstructie

Pffffff....Dammit ! I don't know how to handle this situation with my work ?
Need to talk tomorrow morning ASAP with my company director about the whole situation and I'm sure he will not be happy to hear this !

Is there someone on here who was in the same situation as a jury member in a murder case ?
Any advice is highly appreciated of what I can or should do ..
Thanks in advance ,

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My dad was a home mechanic for many years. He's got every tool that you would need to work on a car. So I can't work on it anywhere else. Unless I go to my friend's garage. But I feel bad using his lift for the day because he's not making money with that bay when I'm there.
Thats dope, alot of my tools are still in my matco box in the parents garage, just have a bunch of hand tools thats worked for pretty much everything so far.

Meh, if he offers and is a good friend I doubt he truly minds unless you took it up for forever.
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I think the secret is McDonalds trays. It has to be from McDonalds or it won't work.
I remember back in my F&F days me and some friends were drifting around a parking lot and the FWD guys were trying to e-brake the same lines without success. Then one of them returned from Micky D's with some trays. Hilarity ensued.
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A special update !!!

Today I had a man from the law on my front door and I thought WTF is this ?!?!

He asked are you Philippe X ?
I said yes Sir , and he asked my ID .
So I showed him my ID and he said OK .Than he showed me several papers and asked me to read the papers and finally I had to sign the papers...

The situation is a court of assizes , it's about a *Murder case* !
I need to be present May 10 at 2 PM in the courthouse for an interview and I'm one of the 12 selected jury members for the murder case !

May , monday 15 , 9 AM the murder lawsuit starts and I need to be present for at least a week.
In short what happened in this murder case...

2014 september 18 , *EMRE-HIKMET* (37) (Turkish) The murderer killed in cold blood the Belgian old lady MARIE LOUISE-DONDERS (64) in her house !
He hit her several times with a big wooden object on her head and the old lady died , her son found her later in the house !
He took her money and her bankcards (creditcards) and later he was caught when he used her creditcard on the bank security cams ...
Link => http://www.hbvl.be/cnt/dmf20150609_0...-reconstructie

Pffffff....Dammit ! I don't know how to handle this situation with my work ?
Need to talk tomorrow morning ASAP with my company director about the whole situation and I'm sure he will not be happy to hear this !

Is there someone on here who was in the same situation as a jury member in a murder case ?
Any advice is highly appreciated of what I can or should do ..
Thanks in advance ,

-Philippe.
When they ask you a question, any question, your response should be that Turkish people are all murderers, the lot of them. They should let you go rather quickly.
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What if i shave BEFORE i shower?
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A special update !!!

Today I had a man from the law on my front door and I thought WTF is this ?!?!

He asked are you Philippe X ?
I said yes Sir , and he asked my ID .
So I showed him my ID and he said OK .Than he showed me several papers and asked me to read the papers and finally I had to sign the papers...

The situation is a court of assizes , it's about a *Murder case* !
I need to be present May 10 at 2 PM in the courthouse for an interview and I'm one of the 12 selected jury members for the murder case !

May , monday 15 , 9 AM the murder lawsuit starts and I need to be present for at least a week.
In short what happened in this murder case...

2014 september 18 , *EMRE-HIKMET* (37) (Turkish) The murderer killed in cold blood the Belgian old lady MARIE LOUISE-DONDERS (64) in her house !
He hit her several times with a big wooden object on her head and the old lady died , her son found her later in the house !
He took her money and her bankcards (creditcards) and later he was caught when he used her creditcard on the bank security cams ...
Link => http://www.hbvl.be/cnt/dmf20150609_0...-reconstructie

Pffffff....Dammit ! I don't know how to handle this situation with my work ?
Need to talk tomorrow morning ASAP with my company director about the whole situation and I'm sure he will not be happy to hear this !

Is there someone on here who was in the same situation as a jury member in a murder case ?
Any advice is highly appreciated of what I can or should do ..
Thanks in advance ,

-Philippe.

If you are looking to be excused, my best advice would be simply to be yourself.
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A special update !!!

Today I had a man from the law on my front door and I thought WTF is this ?!?!

He asked are you Philippe X ?
I said yes Sir , and he asked my ID .
So I showed him my ID and he said OK .Than he showed me several papers and asked me to read the papers and finally I had to sign the papers...

The situation is a court of assizes , it's about a *Murder case* !
I need to be present May 10 at 2 PM in the courthouse for an interview and I'm one of the 12 selected jury members for the murder case !

May , monday 15 , 9 AM the murder lawsuit starts and I need to be present for at least a week.
In short what happened in this murder case...

2014 september 18 , *EMRE-HIKMET* (37) (Turkish) The murderer killed in cold blood the Belgian old lady MARIE LOUISE-DONDERS (64) in her house !
He hit her several times with a big wooden object on her head and the old lady died , her son found her later in the house !
He took her money and her bankcards (creditcards) and later he was caught when he used her creditcard on the bank security cams ...
Link => http://www.hbvl.be/cnt/dmf20150609_0...-reconstructie

Pffffff....Dammit ! I don't know how to handle this situation with my work ?
Need to talk tomorrow morning ASAP with my company director about the whole situation and I'm sure he will not be happy to hear this !

Is there someone on here who was in the same situation as a jury member in a murder case ?
Any advice is highly appreciated of what I can or should do ..
Thanks in advance ,

-Philippe.
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When they ask you a question, any question, your response should be that Turkish people are all murderers, the lot of them. They should let you go rather quickly.
I agree Sir , and I thought about this as well and I would love to say your words..
The problem in Belgium is that they can put me in jail for racism in case of law ! ( I went on Google )
My work dammit ! I'm stuck in the shit
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If you are looking to be excused, my best advice would be simply to be yourself.
I know what you mean my friend and you are right but this means jail in Belgium .
I would love to give the sucker 30 years in jail , but like I said it's my work ..
I have huge responsibility at my work and I need to be present at my work ,last monday I had a meeting and soon I need to work 7/7 and I need to give education for my new people !
Actually I'm burried in my work while this Turkish shit is waiting for me...
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A special update !!!

Today I had a man from the law on my front door and I thought WTF is this ?!?!

He asked are you Philippe X ?
I said yes Sir , and he asked my ID .
So I showed him my ID and he said OK .Than he showed me several papers and asked me to read the papers and finally I had to sign the papers...

The situation is a court of assizes , it's about a *Murder case* !
I need to be present May 10 at 2 PM in the courthouse for an interview and I'm one of the 12 selected jury members for the murder case !

May , monday 15 , 9 AM the murder lawsuit starts and I need to be present for at least a week.
In short what happened in this murder case...

2014 september 18 , *EMRE-HIKMET* (37) (Turkish) The murderer killed in cold blood the Belgian old lady MARIE LOUISE-DONDERS (64) in her house !
He hit her several times with a big wooden object on her head and the old lady died , her son found her later in the house !
He took her money and her bankcards (creditcards) and later he was caught when he used her creditcard on the bank security cams ...
Link => http://www.hbvl.be/cnt/dmf20150609_0...-reconstructie

Pffffff....Dammit ! I don't know how to handle this situation with my work ?
Need to talk tomorrow morning ASAP with my company director about the whole situation and I'm sure he will not be happy to hear this !

Is there someone on here who was in the same situation as a jury member in a murder case ?
Any advice is highly appreciated of what I can or should do ..
Thanks in advance ,

-Philippe.
I think they'll let you go and not select you for a murder trial as a jury member... I wouldn't worry about it too much... just be yourself... or tell them about Ambiorix...
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