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      03-01-2017, 08:25 PM   #47609
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I'm all for people doing whatever the fuck they want to do with their own bodies, but the logic which this creates, that people should let themselves gain how much ever weight they want and stop being active in order to be "happy", is the stupidest shit I've read in a while...
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It's almost Friday brother...
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Frill, it rained like a bitch around 3ish, wipers on high going 20 on 90..., old neighbor said 81 and sunny in NC
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      03-01-2017, 10:34 PM   #47615
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I'm watching Friday, close enough.
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      03-01-2017, 11:17 PM   #47619
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      03-01-2017, 11:18 PM   #47620
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Haha nice. Did you have to deal with any rain?
Rained most of the drive until about half way into OH. Rears are bald and felt the car drift a couple times in the rain so going to get new tires tomorrow after work.
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Rained most of the drive until about half way into OH. Rears are bald and felt the car drift a couple times in the rain so going to get new tires tomorrow after work.
I need to buy tires for the GLI. Damn things are at like 2/32. I'm a little hesitant to take off the snowies though. We typically always see one shit storm in March.
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      03-02-2017, 01:20 AM   #47623
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I need to buy tires for the GLI. Damn things are at like 2/32. I'm a little hesitant to take off the snowies though. We typically always see one shit storm in March.
Yolo!
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      03-02-2017, 05:06 AM   #47624
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Guys, I just got a real BMW rant! Brought my car to the dealer to let him pre-check it before I go the the 2-year annual tech inspection which is part of the German street law.
I wasnt real sitting at the office as my phone rangs and he tells me, that the rear cam was inop, it was displaying of course but a failure message appears. Wut? Nothing to see at deliverance, but ok. They would fix this by software update - NO! If they do so, all codings and settings are gone, very last option. How about failure search instead of blind patching a running system?

Sir, I have to tell you, that this work would be outta warranty because your car is older than 2 years.
But I got an additional after sales warranty valid until end of March.
This might be true but I cant see this into our system.
I'd done this at the BMW dealer xxx.
Im sorry for that, but we are unable to look into other dealers contracts.
W O T?? Take a look into my gloves shelf and there the service manual, all receipts and paperwork are located there.
Aha, I found it, we're checking further and will contact you again, thank you.

Ya know what? ATM Im in the mood to sell my damn car asap! Have this plans for longer time because the spark wouldnt grow to a flame and at least a BMW is also just a car.
How could it be, that the whole knowledge of fixing cars properly is gone up into flames and is just replaced by "software upgrades" and then we'll see further?
I got my last point of dealership rant, as they were unable to fix my inop fog rear light, they just determined that the head light switch isnt belonging to the car and according to their specs my car has had fog lights at deliverance and all this could be fixed by replacing the switch and a software update. I declined this, because the switch is correct, no fog lights were origin installed and the rear fog lamp was operative once. This ended up into a defect light bulb replaced by myself and a credit note from the dealer for incorrect workmanship.

Never encountered such snobbish and amateur-like behaviour at dealers during 30 years with VW.
Im done with BMW anyway, was a mislead experiment, sell that thing quickly and turn back to Audi or VW.

End of rant!
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I need to buy tires for the GLI. Damn things are at like 2/32. I'm a little hesitant to take off the snowies though. We typically always see one shit storm in March.
Yeah wasn't too happy waking up to see snow on the car this morning. Garage is on the other side of the complex, so no idea how often the car will get parked in there.


When the fuck is it supposed to warm up damnit.
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Yeah wasn't too happy waking up to see snow on the car this morning. Garage is on the other side of the complex, so no idea how often the car will get parked in there.


When the fuck is it supposed to warm up damnit.
I feel the same way!
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Hell I just want to be outside in general, doing anything. When it's cold, become a hermit. Camping would be good though.
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very windy today, felt like i was tokyo drifting
Same, only I felt like the part where Sean doesn't know how to drift yet and just continuously fucks up.
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As long as you hadnt experienced a sidewind landing at Hong Kongs ex airport Kai-Tak, you've no idea, whats drifting really is

Dealer update: The problem is solved and fixed at warranty, they ended up with the replacement of the front left hand surroundview cam and no further codings must be done.
Nevertheless I fed up with this, will driving at the weekend to other brand dealer, what they would pay for my car into exchange to another one^^
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