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Mr Tonka · 02-28-2017, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Don't know why, but I tried making whipped cream knowing the cream was low fat.....

I'm relatively low fat, yet i still make whipped cream several times a week

Aatish · 02-28-2017, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I'm relatively low fat, yet i still make whipped cream several times a week

The Choosey begger · 02-28-2017, 11:08 PM

Axius

Aatish · 03-01-2017, 12:52 AM

Story time, as I cannot sleep.

Never actually partied much in high school, but I did go to this one party. Was junior year, I believe the first or second party of the season. It was an after party for the "back-to-school" dance, which I also never went to.

Anyways, being a Catholic high school, in the Northern suburbs of Chicago, the school environment was Old Testament, while the student population had more money than brains. Dances were usually proctored by every single teacher and office worker, to prevent sacrilegious interactions between males, females, and teachers (another story)...so the school events were typically boring as fuck. They also ended at 8:30, for some reason.

Parties, on the other hand, usually got out of hand, and ended with fucked situations. This particular party was no exception.

Wasn't planning on going, but had a few hours to kill before meeting up with a friend, so I showed up to say I'd been to party during high school. Was around 9:00, probably about 30-35 kids, and tons of cheap booze and weed. Probably some coke too. Idk, my school was fucked.

Anyways, kids were drinking, dancing, and eating some sandwiches and pizza that the hosts parents had gotten for the party. Something in the pizza or sandwich wasn't all that good, which caused a quite few upset stomachs. This quickly escalated to vomiting.

I went outside to leave, but my friend, for some reason had to piss right then and there, so he wandered to the nearest bathroom, only to be greeted by a toilet and sink clogged with vomit.

Not phased, and determined to relinquish the stress in his lower body, he proceeded to the tub...which was occupied. Girl, whom is well known in school for various acts involving her mouth, is passed out in tub...in a pool of her own vomit and piss. She sorta comes to consciousness and sputters to my friend "can you give me a ride"? To which my friend walks out of bathroom, and leaves.

As we pulled out of neighborhood, a couple of squad cars pulled in. Apparently 9 kids got their stomachs pumped (including bathtub girl) and pretty much everyone there got underage tickets. All which got waved cuz Northern suburb politics and "my kid would never do such a thing"!

High School was entertaining.

Mr Tonka · 03-01-2017, 12:56 AM

I have a friend who grew up in the same area and the last part of your story explains a lot about him.

Thanks.

M3 Number 86 · 03-01-2017, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Banana robbery !

=> https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e5_1488239190

might as well have used a dildo LOL

///M Power-Belgium · 03-01-2017, 09:32 AM

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might as well have used a dildo LOL

It was not a woman .

nyalpine90 · 03-01-2017, 09:38 AM

morning!

///M Power-Belgium · 03-01-2017, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

morning!

Afternoon...

RJ_ · 03-01-2017, 09:47 AM

G'morning, all.

nyalpine90 · 03-01-2017, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Afternoon...

your on the other side of map!

///M Power-Belgium · 03-01-2017, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

your on the other side of map!

Exactly my friend . I'm 6 hours older on the map and time-zone , and that's why I only can say afternoon while you only can say morning .
=>https://time.is/Brussels

DANG.. Or is this *Back to the Future* ?

For me back to the past !

Anyway ...Good morning my friend

But honestly this feels like a lie for me

Axius · 03-01-2017, 11:22 AM

Morning erbody.

silvergray545 · 03-01-2017, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Morning erbody.

Are you all settled in now?

Axius · 03-01-2017, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Are you all settled in now?

About 90%.

Drove 9 hours mostly in rain, got here and moving company dude was already here, but it was only one guy, so then unloaded truck with him for 4 hours, then started unpacking. Got the living room set up with TV and all that good shit, rest is just a bunch of boxes I probably won't even unpack.

If it was just him unloading and moving shit into the apartment it would have taken him forever, but I am getting $60 back, so my time and effort was worth $15/hr.

Would have rather just sat on the couch and drank beer if knew that was the case.

Mr Tonka · 03-01-2017, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

About 90%.

Drove 9 hours mostly in rain, got here and moving company dude was already here, but it was only one guy, so then unloaded truck with him for 4 hours, then started unpacking. Got the living room set up with TV and all that good shit, rest is just a bunch of boxes I probably won't even unpack.

If it was just him unloading and moving shit into the apartment it would have taken him forever, but I am getting $60 back, so my time and effort was worth $15/hr.

Would have rather just sat on the couch and drank beer if knew that was the case.

Just say no to drugs.

Axius · 03-01-2017, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Just say no to drugs.

I wouldn't do no drugs. Momma didn't raise no fool!

shoei · 03-01-2017, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Just say no to drugs.

I wouldn't do no drugs. Momma didn't raise no fool!

We can't be friends no more then...

F30lolz · 03-01-2017, 03:37 PM

Anyone wanna meet up at Epcot Saturday the 18th and get drunk at each country? Then run over to Test Track/Mission Space and see what happens?

shockin330i · 03-01-2017, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Anyone wanna meet up at Epcot Saturday the 18th and get drunk at each country? Then run over to Test Track/Mission Space and see what happens?

Let me see if I can get the days off

smoosh · 03-01-2017, 05:02 PM

...*facepalm*

I'm all for people doing whatever the fuck they want to do with their own bodies, but the logic which this creates, that people should let themselves gain how much ever weight they want and stop being active in order to be "happy", is the stupidest shit I've read in a while...

silvergray545 · 03-01-2017, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

About 90%.

Drove 9 hours mostly in rain, got here and moving company dude was already here, but it was only one guy, so then unloaded truck with him for 4 hours, then started unpacking. Got the living room set up with TV and all that good shit, rest is just a bunch of boxes I probably won't even unpack.

If it was just him unloading and moving shit into the apartment it would have taken him forever, but I am getting $60 back, so my time and effort was worth $15/hr.

Would have rather just sat on the couch and drank beer if knew that was the case.

Haha nice. Did you have to deal with any rain?

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...*facepalm*

I'm all for people doing whatever the fuck they want to do with their own bodies, but the logic which this creates, that people should let themselves gain how much ever weight they want and stop being active in order to be "happy", is the stupidest shit I've read in a while...

Put the crazy looking hair from the left on the body on the right and I might be into it for a night.

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Aatish Lofty 3477 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Story time, as I cannot sleep. Never actually partied much in high school, but I did go to this one party. Was junior year, I believe the first or second party of the season. It was an after party for the "back-to-school" dance, which I also never went to. Anyways, being a Catholic high school, in the Northern suburbs of Chicago, the school environment was Old Testament, while the student population had more money than brains. Dances were usually proctored by every single teacher and office worker, to prevent sacrilegious interactions between males, females, and teachers (another story)...so the school events were typically boring as fuck. They also ended at 8:30, for some reason. Parties, on the other hand, usually got out of hand, and ended with fucked situations. This particular party was no exception. Wasn't planning on going, but had a few hours to kill before meeting up with a friend, so I showed up to say I'd been to party during high school. Was around 9:00, probably about 30-35 kids, and tons of cheap booze and weed. Probably some coke too. Idk, my school was fucked. Anyways, kids were drinking, dancing, and eating some sandwiches and pizza that the hosts parents had gotten for the party. Something in the pizza or sandwich wasn't all that good, which caused a quite few upset stomachs. This quickly escalated to vomiting. I went outside to leave, but my friend, for some reason had to piss right then and there, so he wandered to the nearest bathroom, only to be greeted by a toilet and sink clogged with vomit. Not phased, and determined to relinquish the stress in his lower body, he proceeded to the tub...which was occupied. Girl, whom is well known in school for various acts involving her mouth, is passed out in tub...in a pool of her own vomit and piss. She sorta comes to consciousness and sputters to my friend "can you give me a ride"? To which my friend walks out of bathroom, and leaves. As we pulled out of neighborhood, a couple of squad cars pulled in. Apparently 9 kids got their stomachs pumped (including bathtub girl) and pretty much everyone there got underage tickets. All which got waved cuz Northern suburb politics and "my kid would never do such a thing"! High School was entertaining. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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