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Axius · 02-25-2017, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Don't turn into baby Jesus !

I saw you finally became part of the Belgian Eburon tribe ?

You are welcome William to kick Caesars Roman ass !
I knew I could count on the US forces , but sharp your sword and ax ASAP !

I could never amount to the man that baby Jesus was. I just want to replicate my life as he did his own.

It was from a dream I had last night brother. But I know that I am the true and real original Ambioricks, an entity told me so it has to be true. The picture you've posted before is false as it should be a statue of myself.

silvergray545 · 02-25-2017, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It's a sad day in my household. My glorious beard is no more

What? Why?

Axius · 02-25-2017, 09:31 PM

Publicly announcing child molestation by implication.

///M Power-Belgium · 02-25-2017, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I could never amount to the man that baby Jesus was. I just want to replicate my life as he did his own.

It was from a dream I had last night brother. But I know that I am the true and real original Ambioricks, an entity told me so it has to be true. The picture you've posted before is false as it should be a statue of myself.

Not possible . There can be only one Ambiorix , and that's me in my avatar !
But if you have a sword you can let blood flow here on the map and not in Ohio .
Anyway you are welcome on the battlefield of your nightmares !
And I trully hope your balls are big enough to kick some Roman asses...

Axius · 02-25-2017, 09:52 PM

Beligica has a nice ring to it, kind of like Angelica. Might substitute that for Belgie. Not sure, kind of like both equally.

shoei · 02-25-2017, 09:53 PM

Defense rests... Lots of talk about penises and balls from you... Sandals and talking about penis and balls and ass and references to Ambiorix and how he and his men played hide and seek on the battlefields...

If it quacks like a duck and it walks like a duck..........

Axius · 02-25-2017, 09:55 PM

Then it's probably a duck.

BUT, If it waddles lopsided and quacks nonsense it's probably just a retarded duck.

1MOREMOD · 02-25-2017, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

What? Why?

Spring approaches and crotchety old man is out i guess

Aatish · 02-26-2017, 09:52 AM

Pacquiao vs. Khan is a thing lol.

///M Power-Belgium · 02-26-2017, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Beligica has a nice ring to it, kind of like Angelica. Might substitute that for Belgie. Not sure, kind of like both equally.

*Angelica* is the first name of my cousin (no joke)
BTW...She's really cute my friend !

///M Power-Belgium · 02-26-2017, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Defense rests... Lots of talk about penises and balls from you... Sandals and talking about penis and balls and ass and references to Ambiorix and how he and his men played hide and seek on the battlefields...

If it quacks like a duck and it walks like a duck..........

Dude you're 1/2 Asian and you have zero idea what happened here in 53 BC .
I think you belong on the Chinese wall...and I find it a nice piece of work.

Mr Tonka · 02-26-2017, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

What? Why?

Spring approaches and crotchety old man is out i guess

Does that translate to "wife wanted me to shave"?

I think no, but you're getting soft in your old age.

F32Fleet · 02-26-2017, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by Lups

You ARE MARRIED!!

Be real, no sex ever again.

Im pretty sure the word means self enflicted (trump spelling, it works) xorrow .

Yes, but no kids which means sex is a go.

See, kids not married= no problem. Married no kids= no problem. Married with children =

Not always

Mr Tonka · 02-26-2017, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by F32Fleet

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by Lups

You ARE MARRIED!!

Be real, no sex ever again.

Im pretty sure the word means self enflicted (trump spelling, it works) xorrow .

Yes, but no kids which means sex is a go.

See, kids not married= no problem. Married no kids= no problem. Married with children =

Not always

There are exceptions.

Mr Tonka · 02-26-2017, 01:10 PM

Mrs Tonka got a flat front tire in the middle of a turn today. Went down low side pretty hard. Getting shoulder X-rays now. Hope it's just sore.

silvergray545 · 02-26-2017, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Mrs Tonka got a flat front tire in the middle of a turn today. Went down low side pretty hard. Getting shoulder X-rays now. Hope it's just sore.

Sorry to hear that. Hope everything is alright!

///M Power-Belgium · 02-26-2017, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Mrs Tonka got a flat front tire in the middle of a turn today. Went down low side pretty hard. Getting shoulder X-rays now. Hope it's just sore.

Sir that really sucks !

You know that I can know how it feels...
Shoulder is one of weak parts when our body hits the ground on a bike !
When the shoulder is broken you always hear a loud crack noise.

This make me think again on my 4 years of competition when my rear tire exploded while we drove + 50-60 km/h in the peleton !
Probably I drove over a little sharp rock on the road..and the noise was like KABOOM !
While it happened I took 6 other cyclists down with me...
Later ...I wook up in the ambulance while they pulled little rocks out of my skin, still see some scars today

I went also down in summer sliding on asfalt and that hurts like hell , because it makes burn marks on the skin !
Ankles and elbows....Ough !!!

Sir I really hope the best for your wife , and I wish her a speedy recovery ..
Please let me know how the result was from her X-rays..
Good luck for your wife my friend !

-Philippe.

Mr Tonka · 02-26-2017, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Sorry to hear that. Hope everything is alright!

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Sir that really sucks !

You know that I can know how it feels...
Shoulder is one of weak parts when our body hits the ground on a bike !
When the shoulder is broken you always hear a loud crack noise.

This make me think again on my 4 years of competition when my rear tire exploded while we drove + 50-60 km/h in the peleton !
Probably I drove over a little sharp rock on the road..and the noise was like KABOOM !
While it happened I took 6 other cyclists down with me...
Later ...I wook up in the ambulance while they pulled little rocks out of my skin, still see some scars today

I went also down in summer sliding on asfalt and that hurts like hell , because it makes burn marks on the skin !
Ankles and elbows....Ough !!!

Sir I really hope the best for your wife , and I wish her a speedy recovery ..
Please let me know how the result was from her X-rays..
Good luck for your wife my friend !

-Philippe.

It was pretty low speed, maybe only 15mph, but pavement never feels good. X-rays are negative but need to be evaluated by a radiologist to be certain. (so nothing obvious) Does have some road rash but seems to be ok otherwise. Helmet is a little scratched up, not a big impact.

///M Power-Belgium · 02-26-2017, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It was pretty low speed, maybe only 15mph, but pavement never feels good. X-rays are negative but need to be evaluated by a radiologist to be certain. (so nothing obvious) Does have some road rash but seems to be ok otherwise. Helmet is a little scratched up, not a big impact.

Sounds not too bad

So...The next days you are the boss in the kitchen ?

///M Power-Belgium · 02-26-2017, 05:14 PM

Mr Tonka · 02-26-2017, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It was pretty low speed, maybe only 15mph, but pavement never feels good. X-rays are negative but need to be evaluated by a radiologist to be certain. (so nothing obvious) Does have some road rash but seems to be ok otherwise. Helmet is a little scratched up, not a big impact.

Sounds not too bad

So...The next days you are the boss in the kitchen ?

Mr Tonka · 02-26-2017, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It was pretty low speed, maybe only 15mph, but pavement never feels good. X-rays are negative but need to be evaluated by a radiologist to be certain. (so nothing obvious) Does have some road rash but seems to be ok otherwise. Helmet is a little scratched up, not a big impact.

Sounds not too bad

So...The next days you are the boss in the kitchen ?

Potato app...

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