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shoei · 02-23-2017, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Greek ? Wow William , Alexander the Great ?
I have a beautiful piece of art from Alexander the Great against my wall..

My DNA sample showed no inbreed zero, I have a direct bloodline but it's really strange they said that I should have red hair because 99% of the Eburons ( Ambiorix tribe) had red hair because of the barbarian type..
While I have black hair ?!?! I don't get it ! I guess somewhere in BC a Roman fucker banged with some wifes from Ambiorix!
That's the only explanation why I have black hair and he had red hair, think also on a Roman gang bang while 50% of the Roman legions were homos !
BTW...The Greek Alexander the Great was a homo too ! Normal because they were years away all over the world on the battlefields without pussie. So finally they fucked assholes !

It's no offence my friend , I know only pussies for both of us..

You do realize in the time of Ambiorix, much like Alexander (of whom I'm no relation to), many people of the culture engaged in de-facto of bisexuality. Pretty much a lot of men screwed chicks and dudes, so if one was known to have sex with a dude it wasn't thought of as odd.

Also, chicks love getting a finger or more in the bumbum. They just don't know it til you show it.

This... while I was saving it for a rainy day, it's a safe bet that Ambiorix was a "receiver" or "tight end" for those late nights on the battlefield... You know, keep the morale high with his troops by playing - "hot potato" and all...

///M Power-Belgium · 02-23-2017, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

This... while I was saving it for a rainy day, it's a safe bet that Ambiorix was a "receiver" or "tight end" for those late nights on the battlefield... You know, keep the morale high with his troops by playing - "hot potato" and all...

What are you talking about my friend ?
Ambiorix was a chick banger only , just like I am !
What hot potato ? The potatoes really suck here for the moment in Belgium ?
Ask Lups she has the same potatoe problem in Finland ...
You are right about a rainy day , it rains like shit here in Belgium in the last 24 hours , non-stop shit !

Axius · 02-23-2017, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

This... while I was saving it for a rainy day, it's a safe bet that Ambiorix was a "receiver" or "tight end" for those late nights on the battlefield... You know, keep the morale high with his troops by playing - "hot potato" and all...

Ive read a lot about Ambioricks and their tasteful desire for bumhole anihilation. Old Belgian literature actually discusses openly about male on male felatio and bisexual related ventures. It truly was a unique tims to be alive.

///M Power-Belgium · 02-23-2017, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Ive read a lot about Ambioricks and their tasteful desire for bumhole anihilation. Old Belgian literature actually discusses openly about male on male felatio and bisexual related ventures. It truly was a unique tims to be alive.

I'm sorry William but that's really BS !
Post link ?

Axius · 02-23-2017, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm sorry William but that's really BS !
Post link ?

I dont have link since im on my phone sitting at bar, once i get home from traveling ill find it.

shoei · 02-23-2017, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm sorry William but that's really BS !
Post link ?

I dont have link since im on my phone sitting at bar, once i get home from traveling ill find it.

Brokeback Ambiorix ??

///M Power-Belgium · 02-23-2017, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Brokeback Ambiorix ??

No way !

silvergray545 · 02-23-2017, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

LOL !!! So what time is your curfew?

...really?

10:30.

Joekerr · 02-23-2017, 10:11 PM

These last two pages were pretty funny

Joekerr · 02-23-2017, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You do realize in the time of Ambiorix, much like Alexander (of whom I'm no relation to), many people of the culture engaged in de-facto of bisexuality. Pretty much a lot of men screwed chicks and dudes, so if one was known to have sex with a dude it wasn't thought of as odd.

Also, chicks love getting a finger or more in the bumbum. They just don't know it til you show it.

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Originally Posted by Axius

Ive read a lot about Ambioricks and their tasteful desire for bumhole anihilation. Old Belgian literature actually discusses openly about male on male felatio and bisexual related ventures. It truly was a unique tims to be alive.

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm sorry William but that's really BS !
Post link ?

Tsk Tsk Belgie....you need proof? Why do you think Ambiorix was so aptly named? It is even in his name. He played for both teams. That's also why I said he preferred going by Ambi as a nickname. To him though, it was two words - Am Bi.

Now...just as a refresher for me, my memory gets rusty sometimes...you were a direct descendant, alike in every way, and modern day version of....who again?

Axius · 02-23-2017, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Tsk Tsk Belgie....you need proof? Why do you think Ambiorix was so aptly named? It is even in his name. He played for both teams. That's also why I said he preferred going by Ambi as a nickname. To him though, it was two words - Am Bi.

Now...just as a refresher for me, my memory gets rusty sometimes...you were a direct descendant, alike in every way, and modern day version of....who again?

AM-BELGIE!

Aatish · 02-23-2017, 11:13 PM

Left my number at BWW cuz server was cute. Let's see if that goes anywhere.

Mr Tonka · 02-23-2017, 11:15 PM

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Left my number at BWW cuz server was cute. Let's see if that goes anywhere.

Unless you did more than just leave your number laying around at a dealership, i'm thinking it won't go far.

Aatish · 02-23-2017, 11:17 PM

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Unless you did more than just leave your number laying around at a dealership, i'm thinking it won't go far.

I tipped $10 on my $9 dollar order for some reason. Gotta love boneless Thursdays.

Mr Tonka · 02-23-2017, 11:21 PM

You eat at your BMW dealership? Like with a server, not just free crappy donuts?

Aatish · 02-23-2017, 11:24 PM

Yea man. BMW of Manhattan has dope sandwiches and sparkling water.

Mr Tonka · 02-23-2017, 11:46 PM

10-40w sandwich with a side of lithium grease topped with a bit of radial.... yum. Don't forget a glass of sparkling 93 octane.

Banana Hammock · 02-24-2017, 12:14 AM

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Yea man. BMW of Manhattan has dope sandwiches and sparkling water.

They recently opened a new BMW dealership near my house. It's a huge place. You've just convinced me to pay them a visit. Haha

Aatish · 02-24-2017, 12:24 AM

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They recently opened a new BMW dealership near my house. It's a huge place. You've just convinced me to pay them a visit. Haha

Do it

silvergray545 · 02-24-2017, 09:22 AM

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Left my number at BWW cuz server was cute. Let's see if that goes anywhere.

My buddy dated a server he met at bdubs years ago. She was cute and really smart but we later found out that she was an obnoxious drunk. Ended pretty quickly after that. Lol

nyalpine90 · 02-24-2017, 09:26 AM

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Joekerr · 02-24-2017, 09:34 AM

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Hear, hear!

Heading down to the auto show tomorrow, sans son, been looking forward to this for a while now.

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