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      02-20-2017, 06:00 PM   #47169
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Someone recommend something tasty for dinner. Playing bachelor this week and need to eat something.
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Frozen pizza and 12 beers
Frozen beers and 12 pizzas.
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I know. Rather close to me, actually. Lol
I'm in a small country on the other side of the world . But I'm sure you Sir and William will be soon buddy's
If you buy him a couple strong Belgian beers you are friends

I would be happy to hear how it goes further in this special situation....
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Last night I watched ..."Hell or high water"
It's a good movie , but is it really like this in TEXAS ?
Some parts of west Texas are.
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Frozen beers and 12 pizzas.
Both options likely diminish my pay to gay going rate. (Which is already fairly low)
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On a side note. Thanks for reminding me to make some dough for tomorrow nights dinner.
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Some parts of west Texas are.
So...I guess you saw "Hell or high water" too ?
Jeff Bridges as the US marchal Need to say the movie is really good !
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Both options likely diminish my pay to gay going rate. (Which is already fairly low)
If gay for pay means you're willing to get banged in the ass for money, does pay to gay mean you're willing to pay money to get banged in the ass?
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So.....stomach flu #2.....literally

At least I'm down to 220 again (one small silver cloud)...
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If gay for pay means you're willing to get banged in the ass for money, does pay to gay mean you're willing to pay money to get banged in the ass?
Damn freudian slip!
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If gay for pay means you're willing to get banged in the ass for money, does pay to gay mean you're willing to pay money to get banged in the ass?
If you gay for pay, you know something gay is happening TO you. Pay to gay puts you on the offensive and it gives you your preferance of catcher OR pitcher. Aka: balls in your court, as they say

clause c section 48 subsection 11-d.
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So.....stomach flu #2.....literally

At least I'm down to 220 again (one small silver cloud)...
You need to post an updated ass photo so we can assess the damage.
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What just happened here, Biorin ?
@ASBSECU E93 is very proud of his badonk. Claims it is ghetto booty quarter bounce quality. With the recent weight loss, I'm concerned for it.
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So.....stomach flu #2.....literally

At least I'm down to 220 again (one small silver cloud)...
You need to post an updated ass photo so we can assess the damage.
Booty is still donk quality
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