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      02-08-2017, 05:51 PM   #46597
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They say human tastes like pork. Probably your best option.
The Andes plain crash...And the movie Alive .

And yes they were very hungry !
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They say human tastes like pork. Probably your best option.
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Every kind can be friends with we , but only if they are kind just like me .

In other words Ambiorix is actually really kind ...
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Every kind can be friends with we , but only if they are kind just like me .

In other words Ambiorix is actually really kind ...
Do you mean "kind" as in a nice person or "kind" as in - I'm a kind of crazy person?"

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Uh, ok you win.
Dammit Tara. I thought you weren't a quitter!
No one can compete with Ax though
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Do you mean "kind" as in a nice person or "kind" as in - I'm a kind of crazy person?"

If the person is kind as I am kind , crazy or not I like his kind .
Actually no matter what kind ...If she/he is kind like I am kind of my kind .

Dammit ...kind or not kind ,we are all kinda kind .

I'm sure you got it my friend ..
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They say human tastes like pork. Probably your best option.
Thanks for the pro tip
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Especially when it comes to hand jobs.
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I get that Amazon Prime is convenient and shit, but why would you next day condoms?
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I get that Amazon Prime is convenient and shit, but why would you next day condoms?
Maybe it's Monday and you're bed-ridden and you have a hooker coming over on Wednesday and want to be extra safe?
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I get that Amazon Prime is convenient and shit, but why would you next day condoms?
I order condoms from Amazon but order in advance so they'll arrive when I need them lol
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Why does it have to be a hooker? Why can't it be his crush?
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Why does it have to be a hooker? Why can't it be his crush?
If it was his crush, he wouldn't need the jimmy coats.
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I ordered last sunday Carolina Herrera CH men , and today wednesday I still got no track nr from DHL ...

Probably I'm screwed !
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Heh. That would mean I actually had a chance with my crush.

*Caresses safety blanket*
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