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      02-08-2017, 12:56 PM   #46575
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I think we discussed a vegas meet in the past and no one was actually serious except for Sara and I.
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      02-08-2017, 12:56 PM   #46576
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I think we discussed a vegas meet in the past and no one was actually serious except for Sara and I.
Pffft whatever, I've been meeting OT'ers for a while now. Trying to slut myself up.
Whatever, I've met more than you!
Not sure if you're trying to imply something.
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      02-08-2017, 12:57 PM   #46578
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Uh, ok you win.
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      02-08-2017, 01:50 PM   #46579
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6-10"

let see how much we actually get.
hopefully i can get a spot where plow doesnt bury my X.

4". Was unsatisfied.




Oh,you meant the snow?
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      02-08-2017, 01:50 PM   #46580
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6-10"

let see how much we actually get.
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4". Was unsatisfied.




Oh,you meant the snow?
But you said size doesn't matter? Just as long as it's steady and doesn't come down all at once rapidly...
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      02-08-2017, 01:55 PM   #46582
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Pffft whatever, I've been meeting OT'ers for a while now. Trying to slut myself up.
No wonder why you were trying to get me to come to your hotel room at 11:30 last night.
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      02-08-2017, 02:07 PM   #46583
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No wonder why you were trying to get me to come to your hotel room at 11:30 last night.
Jeez, everyone knows you need to be wined and dined first.
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      02-08-2017, 02:10 PM   #46585
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Uh, ok you win.
Dammit Tara. I thought you weren't a quitter!
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Jeez, everyone knows you need to be wined and dined first.
Right? I'm a pretty simple person. Take me out for a nice steak/sushi/any place that has an average plate cost of $40-50 dinner and I might come up to your hotel room. Like, it's not cheap to look like this everyday.
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      02-08-2017, 02:15 PM   #46587
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6-10"

let see how much we actually get.
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4". Was unsatisfied.




Oh,you meant the snow?
But you said size doesn't matter? Just as long as it's steady and doesn't come down all at once rapidly...
trying to justify some shortcomings, my elderly friend...??
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Other animals have similar parts why not cut them same and make goat or donkey bacon
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      02-08-2017, 02:27 PM   #46589
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      02-08-2017, 02:29 PM   #46590
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Other animals have similar parts why not cut them same and make goat or donkey bacon
Bacon is mostly fat so...Hippo bacon?
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      02-08-2017, 03:26 PM   #46593
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Dammit Tara. I thought you weren't a quitter!
No one can compete with Ax though
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Bacon is mostly fat so...Hippo bacon?
Fine with me will try, most Americans are mostly fat too
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Fine with me will try, most Americans are mostly fat too
They say human tastes like pork. Probably your best option.
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