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02-05-2017, 03:45 PM

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I dont know about you guys but I had great success on famersonly.com.

I met my name girlfriend there, her name is stacy and shes a beautiful thoroughbred. Were expecting our first in about 6 months.

Congrats William , good job man !

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02-05-2017, 03:55 PM	#46334
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02-05-2017, 04:04 PM

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Thanks, shes a real stallion in the sack my friend!

She sounds like a real animal ..
No wait ...I'm sure she's really cute !

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02-05-2017, 04:10 PM

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Don't let her on top

Bend over works better .

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02-05-2017, 05:36 PM

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Just leaving this here...

You don't even get back to me these days!!!

All cool shoei?

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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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02-05-2017, 05:38 PM

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I dont know about you guys but I had great success on famersonly.com.

I met my name girlfriend there, her name is stacy and shes a beautiful thoroughbred. Were expecting our first in about 6 months.

I think it's great that you traded working for me to a thoroughbred. It makes me feel light.

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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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02-05-2017, 05:43 PM	#46339
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02-05-2017, 05:46 PM

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You don't even get back to me these days!!!

All cool shoei?

Oh, you are still alive??!! The rumors that you got eaten by a pack of wolves must've been false... Here I was thinking that I was about to inherit your monies and leftover car parts from Peter...

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Oh, you are still alive??!! The rumors that you got eaten by a pack of wolves must've been false... Here I was thinking that I was about to inherit your monies and leftover car parts from Peter...

You would've gotten my stamp collection.

But not after that post you fucking fucker!!

I'll text you tomorrow. I'm pretty dead today

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02-05-2017, 06:03 PM

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Just gonna leave this right here...

Here is a screenshot from my nightmares on the battlefield vs the Roman suckers from Caeasar ..

Do you see me ? And do I look like a betrayer ?
No man ...I Ambiorix fight to my last drip of blood to save my brothers in arms !

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02-05-2017, 06:47 PM

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I think it's great that you traded working for me to a thoroughbred. It makes me feel light.

Im just trying to make you jealous

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02-05-2017, 06:51 PM

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Im just trying to make you jealous

Finnish chicks are never jealous because they rule in no matter what..

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02-05-2017, 07:03 PM

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Just gonna leave this right here...

Here is a screenshot from my nightmares on the battlefield vs the Roman suckers from Caeasar ..

Do you see me ? And do I look like a betrayer ?
No man ...I Ambiorix fight to my last drip of blood to save my brothers in arms !

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02-05-2017, 07:20 PM

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02-05-2017, 07:53 PM	#46347
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02-05-2017, 08:17 PM	#46348
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02-05-2017, 08:21 PM	#46350
shoei Banned 7780 Rep 2,601 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	This is shaping up to be a good Sunday... Watching Brady and ASBSECU E93 sob tears of sorrow...
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02-05-2017, 08:30 PM	#46351
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I wish theyd play more football and have less half time..., its not even like they have to resurface the field.
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02-05-2017, 08:31 PM

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I wish theyd play more football and have less half time..., its not even like they have to resurface the field.

They needed a longer halftime show so Brady would have time to shed tears / change his tampon...

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02-05-2017, 09:06 PM

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This is shaping up to be a good Sunday... Watching Brady and ASBSECU E93 sob tears of sorrow...

Brady still GOAT.

He can't throw the pass and catch the pass too...

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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.

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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.

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