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      02-03-2017, 04:13 PM   #46201
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So about that super bowl...
I'm rooting for the dirty birds. ASBSECU E93

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Lol

You sound like you're a direct descendant of Ceasar.
My friend you are right !
Joekerr is actually the resurrection of Caesar !!!
When I see the name Joekerr I always see S.P.Q.R...


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Philippe should write a book.
Actually you are right Bhai !
In my Flemish it's for sure it sounds a lot better...Can you please help me with the English translation for the book ?
It's really easy for me because my nightmare is my story from 54-BC...

I can smell already the Holywood $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ !
But yeah ...First I need a book before the movie comes , but you know my English really sucks ...

50/50 deal Bhai ?
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      02-03-2017, 04:25 PM   #46204
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My friend you are right !
Joekerr is actually the resurrection of Caesar !!!
When I see the name Joekerr I always see S.P.Q.R...


Here is how the Roman *S.P.Q.R* looks like in my dreams...
In the words of the infamous Biorin - "I will cut you" (...tonight, on the battlefield).
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Actually you are right Bhai !
In my Flemish it's for sure it sounds a lot better...Can you please help me with the English translation for the book ?
It's really easy for me because my nightmare is my story from 54-BC...

I can smell already the Holywood $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ !
But yeah ...First I need a book before the movie comes , but you know my English really sucks ...

50/50 deal Bhai ?
Deal.

We'll make a movie too.
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In the words of the infamous Biorin - "I will cut you" (...tonight, on the battlefield).
You mean your balls ?
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      02-03-2017, 04:34 PM   #46207
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So about that super bowl...
#notmysuperbowl

I reject the AFC and NFC championship game results and will be protesting in Houston all weekend. Who's with me!! I'm going to knit some little brown football hat for all of us to spread the word!
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Deal.

We'll make a movie too.
Awesome !
I always knew we are real friends ..I'll let you know when it's done .
No worries I remember the whole horror from my nightmares on the battlefield but actually it's really a lot...and a lot of blood too !

I'm sure it's a + 3 hours movie ! And at least **** Wait...Can you read Flemish Bhai for the English translation ?
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      02-03-2017, 04:42 PM   #46209
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Awesome !
I always knew we are real friends ..I'll let you know when it's done .
No worries I remember the whole horror from my nightmares on the battlefield but actually it's really a lot...and a lot of blood too !

I'm sure it's a + 3 hours movie ! And at least **** Wait...Can you read Flemish Bhai for the English translation ?
No, but Google can!
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Yes ,probably in 2018 the movie *Ambiorix* will come on the big white screen .
Patience my friend....Prepare your popcorn !
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No, but Google can!
Google translate sucks even more than we do...
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      02-03-2017, 04:49 PM   #46212
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Google translate sucks even more than we do...
We can always hire someone
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      02-03-2017, 05:10 PM   #46213
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I found your doppelgänger axius
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I found your doppelgänger axius
So you're going out with him, right?
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      02-03-2017, 05:27 PM   #46215
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get off tinder sara, meet people in real life...

chances of you finding what you're looking for (a *quality* husband) off social media is slim to none

remember, once you've genuinely learned to live sustainably by yourself, and can find happiness in being alone, then you'll find what you're looking for...
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Squish, you've been pretty angry lately it seems. What's going on?
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Squish, you've been pretty angry lately it seems. What's going on?
not angry my man Billy...apologies if the tone is coming off as so

I'll try to tone it down a bit
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We can always hire someone
Exactly my friend and I just thought about Sara ...
If we show her our bank account number she will support us with the translation even without knowledge !
With her ego and Louboutins I'm sure she will promote with her high heels the production of the movie without effort...Because I know the girl is a non-stop talker .
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I found your doppelgänger axius
He looks no way like Axius.
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#notmysuperbowl

I reject the AFC and NFC championship game results and will be protesting in Houston all weekend. Who's with me!! I'm going to knit some little brown football hat for all of us to spread the word!
All I know is the Pats are going to lose and make me so much money I can finally consider cashing out that $10,000 retirement package.
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not angry my man Billy...apologies if the tone is coming off as so

I'll try to tone it down a bit
No worries, just want to make sure you're okay. Before you were all about finding a woman, to now all of them being the devil. Figured someone poured bleach in your cereal instead of milk, there are good women out there that will pour milk for you.
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