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      10-01-2015, 10:45 AM   #4599
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      10-01-2015, 10:50 AM   #4601
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Banned - Your ban privileges are temporarily revoked when your spelling is so bad that I must correct it (because I am a TURRIBLE speller)

Also - Likely having a fire sale on VW's - go drive a Treg (TDi), you'll like it
Banned because I could use something with more space, but m'lady O has me on a strict allowance.
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Banned - I am trying to increase my carbon footprint.
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Banned - I am but one of millions.
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Banned for not knowing the best way to achieve that is to have 19 children whose first names all start with the same letter.
Banned - I have a relative (through marriage) that has 14 children
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Banned because this is the reviving age of the neckbeard.
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Banned because without my delicious beard and 'stache I'd look like I'm 15 again.
Banned - Oprah has a no facial hair policy, she even make Gail shave
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