text a girl and ask if 'you can tap that'

JoosyJoos · 03-25-2011, 10:24 PM

Ive got proof to share. Get around to screenshots tomorrow. I encourage anyone on the fence to try this. No harm no foul really. You can always blame it on a bet or something if it gets out of hand.

JayKay335i · 03-25-2011, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bmwmthree

incorrect. the only reason they are able to ddos a site effectively is because they have a lot of people who have many more slave computers they can use when performing a ddos attack.

4chan people have their own meeting place in the deep web where they plot this stuff (srs). and they have instructions on how to do everything.

This is true. They'll put up basic links to howto jpgs when they are plotting to take down big sites and widely distribute them.

Torn · 03-25-2011, 10:29 PM

Got 2 fails on my end!

1) Me: Hey, whats good?
Her:Hey, nm just pissed that I couldn't install powerpoint lmfaoooo hbu?
Me: Nada, just working. Dude you seriously can't install PP?
Her:Nah, cuz I already had it....
Me: sure sure, yo I got a ? for you
her: ? lol??
me:When are you going to let me tap dat?
her:what?
me: When can I tap that?
her: tap what?
me: DAT ASS
her: FUCK YOU
me: CHILL.

2)Me:Hey, sup
Her: Hey, nm.
Me: Cool, cooll! Quick question: when can i tap dat??
her:excuse me?!?!
me:When can I tap dat?
her: yesterday
me:Okay i'll jump in a time machine and ensure a winning tap tap.
her:kk, have fun with that.
about 10 mins later....
her:So how'd it go??
me:Well actually; I convinced your sis to join in as well!
her:lmfao!

I gotta step my game up

JayKay335i · 03-25-2011, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Torn

Got 2 fails on my end!

1) Me: Hey, whats good?
Her:Hey, nm just pissed that I couldn't install powerpoint lmfaoooo hbu?
Me: Nada, just working. Dude you seriously can't install PP?
Her:Nah, cuz I already had it....
Me: sure sure, yo I got a ? for you
her: ? lol??
me:When are you going to let me tap dat?
her:what?
me: When can I tap that?
her: tap what?
me: DAT ASS
her: FUCK YOU
me: CHILL.

2)Me:Hey, sup
Her: Hey, nm.
Me: Cool, cooll! Quick question: when can i tap dat??
her:excuse me?!?!
me:When can I tap dat?
her: yesterday
me:Okay i'll jump in a time machine and ensure a winning tap tap.
her:kk, have fun with that.
about 10 mins later....
her:So how'd it go??
me:Well actually; I convinced your sis to join in as well!
her:lmfao!

I gotta step my game up

You do. You needed to offer to help her install powerpoint.

McMuffin · 03-25-2011, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

You do. You needed to offer to help her install powerpoint.

JayKay335i · 03-25-2011, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by McMuffin

WITH YOUR DONGLE

TK-421 · 03-25-2011, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

a group of forever alone nerds that share their childporn, and crazy ass pics, and make funny pics as well. They also are very good with computers and can quickly find out info about anyone, and ruin their lives. Some very sick stuff on the site occasionally, but all around it brings some fun also

*fixed

bmwmthree · 03-25-2011, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

Got 2 fails on my end!

1) Me: Hey, whats good?
Her:Hey, nm just pissed that I couldn't install powerpoint lmfaoooo hbu?
Me: Nada, just working. Dude you seriously can't install PP?
Her:Nah, cuz I already had it....

uhh...

Torn · 03-25-2011, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bmwmthree

uhh...

LMFAO.

Wakka · 03-26-2011, 12:12 AM

Those girls didnt really seem like the type that'd be down anyway. At least you learned what not to say to a woman. Try to think before you just spew a random message back at her. And take more then 10 seconds to respond.

SfValley335i · 03-26-2011, 02:59 AM

intensee92 · 03-26-2011, 03:19 AM

^^^ hahaha

bmwmthree · 03-26-2011, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SfValley335i

ghosthi32 · 03-26-2011, 04:26 AM

someone tried to sue you dark? lol

bmwmthree · 03-26-2011, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ghosthi32

someone tried to sue you dark? lol

yeah, the guy was pissed because i posted all his info.

JayKay335i · 03-26-2011, 05:03 AM

Damnn. Dude just got shot in the neck at the bar I was at. Some fucked up shit.

BMWinNorthdakota · 03-26-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Damnn. Dude just got shot in the neck at the bar I was at. Some fucked up shit.

Huuuuuu???

TK-421 · 03-26-2011, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Damnn. Dude just got shot in the neck at the bar I was at. Some fucked up shit.

damn. now you may never get to ask him

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 03-26-2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

damn. now you may never get to ask him

hahaha

JoosyJoos · 03-26-2011, 12:36 PM

Me: So question for you...?
Her: Yes?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that...?
Her: What?!?! Lol
Me: Oh you know...
Her: My ass?! Lol
Me: Ya something like that...
Her: Haha um when I'm single

I'll consider that a neutral win.

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

Got 2 fails on my end!

1) Me: Hey, whats good?
Her:Hey, nm just pissed that I couldn't install powerpoint lmfaoooo hbu?
Me: Nada, just working. Dude you seriously can't install PP?
Her:Nah, cuz I already had it....
Me: sure sure, yo I got a ? for you
her: ? lol??
me:When are you going to let me tap dat?
her:what?
me: When can I tap that?
her: tap what?
me: DAT ASS
her: FUCK YOU
me: CHILL.

2)Me:Hey, sup
Her: Hey, nm.
Me: Cool, cooll! Quick question: when can i tap dat??
her:excuse me?!?!
me:When can I tap dat?
her: yesterday
me:Okay i'll jump in a time machine and ensure a winning tap tap.
her:kk, have fun with that.
about 10 mins later....
her:So how'd it go??
me:Well actually; I convinced your sis to join in as well!
her:lmfao!

I gotta step my game up

On the second girl, you should have "sorry wrong girl" after the "yesterday" comment

CollinsE90 · 03-26-2011, 12:52 PM

Her: what are you doing?
Me: Cleaning my room, you should be doing it for me
Her: In a french maid outfit
Me: Nah my french maid outfit is at the cleaners
Her: Mine isn't
Me: Well if you're going to wear that you might as well just do it naked
Her: OK!

I love college

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03-25-2011, 10:29 PM	#443
Torn Lieutenant 19 Rep 433 Posts Drives: 2014 GTR Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (0)	Got 2 fails on my end! 1) Me: Hey, whats good? Her:Hey, nm just pissed that I couldn't install powerpoint lmfaoooo hbu? Me: Nada, just working. Dude you seriously can't install PP? Her:Nah, cuz I already had it.... Me: sure sure, yo I got a ? for you her: ? lol?? me:When are you going to let me tap dat? her:what? me: When can I tap that? her: tap what? me: DAT ASS her: FUCK YOU me: CHILL. 2)Me:Hey, sup Her: Hey, nm. Me: Cool, cooll! Quick question: when can i tap dat?? her:excuse me?!?! me:When can I tap dat? her: yesterday me:Okay i'll jump in a time machine and ensure a winning tap tap. her:kk, have fun with that. about 10 mins later.... her:So how'd it go?? me:Well actually; I convinced your sis to join in as well! her:lmfao! I gotta step my game up
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JoosyJoos Major 118 Rep 1,347 Posts Drives: 2011 335d Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2008 BMW 335i [0.00]	Me: So question for you...? Her: Yes? Me: When are you gonna let me tap that...? Her: What?!?! Lol Me: Oh you know... Her: My ass?! Lol Me: Ya something like that... Her: Haha um when I'm single I'll consider that a neutral win. __________________ 1997 M3 Coupe - BMWCCA I-Prepared #22 2006 M Roadster - 23,000 miles and slowly counting
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CollinsE90 Where my bitches 795 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	Her: what are you doing? Me: Cleaning my room, you should be doing it for me Her: In a french maid outfit Me: Nah my french maid outfit is at the cleaners Her: Mine isn't Me: Well if you're going to wear that you might as well just do it naked Her: OK! I love college __________________
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