What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

silvergray545 · 02-01-2017, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

rain drop
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i'm gonna be single on valentines day

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Originally Posted by Axius

Nothing wrong with being single broski.

Yeah bro, nothing wrong with being single on Valentine's day. Just think, treat yourself to a nice dinner. Come home, relax and do what you enjoy. At the end of the night, open up pornhub and fall asleep a happy man.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

you WANNA be single on Valentine's Day

hoes ain't nothin but shit

live your life the way you choose, don't let someone else (or a lack of having someone else) be the source of your happiness

I want to shake the hand of the girl that broke your heart. 10/10 would accept your friend request again.

shockin330i · 02-01-2017, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Nothing wrong with being single broski.

its actually cheaper haha.

Biorin · 02-01-2017, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

So....you've had a normal E90Post OT experience then?

Pretty much a standard day... Lups telling people to do things to my vagina, the usual.

Axius · 02-01-2017, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

its actually cheaper haha.

For you maybe. I've spent a shit ton more money on myself than ever have, but with experiences probably would have never got to enjoy. Embrace it, you'll find someone you want to stick around, but it does require a small bit of looking on your end.

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Pretty much a standard day... Lups telling people to do things to my vagina, the usual.

Shes demanding as fuck, like the world owes her or something. Cut her off, shes toxic.

nyalpine90 · 02-01-2017, 02:31 PM

my SAC needs a hand wash

Lups · 02-01-2017, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

its actually cheaper haha.

Bs. Getting laid is hard work, men have it so easy.

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Pretty much a standard day... Lups telling people to do things to my vagina, the usual.

You know what would happen to mankind without my efforts?! Vaginas grow shut if not used! I am merely helping you to pee freely!

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Originally Posted by Axius

Shes demanding as fuck, like the world owes her or something. Cut her off, shes toxic.

thats it with you!!

I send you glamourous pictures all the time, pics that are inspiring, and I'M TOXIC? well fuck you, I will never ever send you anything again!!!

///M Power-Belgium · 02-01-2017, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Pretty much a standard day... Lups telling people to do things to my vagina, the usual.

I'm not sure sweetheart , but that sounds *LIKE* hot talk ...

silvergray545 · 02-01-2017, 02:49 PM

I'm not even a girl and I'm creeped out.

smoosh · 02-01-2017, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by smoosh

you WANNA be single on Valentine's Day

hoes ain't nothin but shit

live your life the way you choose, don't let someone else (or a lack of having someone else) be the source of your happiness

Don't be bitter, I told everyone you kept the lights on bro!

You good?

hah, yeah I'm Gucci...I was mostly dicking around, chances of male in US catching HIV is like 0.08% or some shit...

plus, my gainz would protect me from any potential disease

///M Power-Belgium · 02-01-2017, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm not even a girl and I'm creeped out.

I am a Barbarian and I'm in shock like chicks talk from vaginas..
While the subject is interesting for us men , I'm sure it's freedom of speech !
No wait...It's the whore thread !

Joekerr · 02-01-2017, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Pretty much a standard day... Lups telling people to do things to my vagina, the usual.

Could be worse I suppose. At least it is coming from Lups.

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Originally Posted by Lups

Vaginas grow shut if not used!

You know, you really create the best signatures without even realizing it don't you? Someone is going to sig this I bet. Not me though - I like my existing one far too much. It is one of the few statements that I can say we both 100% agree with each other on.

Lups · 02-01-2017, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Could be worse I suppose. At least it is coming from Lups.

You know, you really create the best signatures without even realizing it don't you? Someone is going to sig this I bet. Not me though - I like my existing one far too much. It is one of the few statements that I can say we both 100% agree with each other on.

You Canadian fuckers are the cancer that will kill stupidity once and for all from the planet.

It took us two a while, but we read each other fairly well these days. We'd even send friend invites but...

And hockey.

Joekerr · 02-01-2017, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

You Canadian fuckers are the cancer that will kill stupidity once and for all from the planet.

It took us two a while, but we read each other fairly well these days. We'd even send friend invites but...

And hockey.

Yeah, almost like an old married couple. We've settled into a comfortable understanding.

UncleWede · 02-01-2017, 03:29 PM

If you let Biorin drive a MUSTANG backwards as getaway car

Oh the huge manatee!!!

///M Power-Belgium · 02-01-2017, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yeah, almost like an old married couple. We've settled into a comfortable understanding.

Hi there Canada , how are you ?

Biorin · 02-01-2017, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

If you let Biorin drive a MUSTANG backwards as getaway car

Oh the huge manatee!!!

That would probably, be, like, omg, my most deaths ever! When do we start??

Lups · 02-01-2017, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yeah, almost like an old married couple. We've settled into a comfortable understanding.

Or rather, we both understand we like our disputes (exl hockey you fucking fucks!) and we run with them wildly.

But I can see us having real dialogs too, even when we disagree. That is the highest form in my opinion for any human relationship.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

If you let Biorin drive a MUSTANG backwards as getaway car

Oh the huge manatee!!!

Wade you made me cry the other night. Honest to milk, if you need cheap labor or something, contact me. For friends I'm cheaper than slaves or illegals or other workforces I don't approve (yeah, as in slavery. Illegal labor is kind of like it since no rights or benefits and others gain from it).

nyalpine90 · 02-01-2017, 03:45 PM

mustang as a getaway car lol
ill take the train

Lups · 02-01-2017, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

hah, yeah I'm Gucci...I was mostly dicking around, chances of male in US catching HIV is like 0.08% or some shit...

plus, my gainz would protect me from any potential disease

I know man, you seriously think I'd answer so without knowing the stats?

Also, touching a bleeding child is fine, drinking from the same glass as a hiv patient and so on. It takes effort to get it.

But honestly dork. I'm the preacher of sexual health, birth control and also (but not as birth control but as the worst case oh fuck case eliminator) abortion rights. My tip of the day is: Wrap it up.

But as you said earlier, four years man, its mandatory for me to kick you when you're down.

Axius · 02-01-2017, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Bs. Getting laid is hard work, men have it so easy.

thats it with you!!

I send you glamourous pictures all the time, pics that are inspiring, and I'M TOXIC? well fuck you, I will never ever send you anything again!!!

Men getting laid is based on their own attitude, women getting laid is based on having a vagina and boobs of some sort. Women have it easy. You just messed up and did the whole marriage thing.

There is no "IT" with me! You send me pics of dogs shitting it the middle of frozen lakes! Okay okay, the pics of Laura make me feel alive again, but there's only been TWO, so your inspiring pics as you say, are lackadaisical and have no consistency.

Aatish · 02-01-2017, 08:40 PM

Girl scout just cleaned out my wallet.

1MOREMOD · 02-01-2017, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

It'll have to be like a 75 Caddie coupe deville drop top and then duct tape your dead body to the hood. Not sure I know any necrophiliacs though, so that might be tough.

Don't tell them im.dead and prop my pecker up with popsicle sticks

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