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Lups · 01-30-2017, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Naw, he's definitely coming back. It's written in this here story book.

Let's not be shithead atheists, the world has enough of those too.

Knock knock!

Axius · 01-30-2017, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Let's not be shithead atheists, the world has enough of those too.

Knock knock!

Who dere?

Lups · 01-30-2017, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Who dere?

Axl rose raping a song!

I'm so funny.

I didn't sleep last night since I was fretting about giving a skiing lesson to my son's kindergarten class. I didn't realize until 8am, it isn't until tomorrow.

Axius · 01-30-2017, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Axl rose raping a song!

I'm so funny.

I didn't sleep last night since I was fretting about giving a skiing lesson to my son's kindergarten class. I didn't realize until 8am, it isn't until tomorrow.

Why wouldn't you sleep, that sounds like a blast. Like trying to herd a room full of cats.

Lups · 01-30-2017, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Why wouldn't you sleep, that sounds like a blast. Like trying to herd a room full of cats.

I'll keep you posted!

I'm not even sure how I got this gig. I'm not exactly a world known crosscountry ski expert. If it wss up to me the whole sport would be banned.

Axius · 01-30-2017, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I'll keep you posted!

I'm not even sure how I got this gig. I'm not exactly a world known crosscountry ski expert. If it wss up to me the whole sport would be banned.

Please do! Pffft, it's just cross country, you don't need to be an expert to teach that.

Lups · 01-30-2017, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Please do! Pffft, it's just cross country, you don't need to be an expert to teach that.

But my son gave me heavy guidelines. I'm not to embarrass him.

I tried to explain that its a bit late to give that advice.

Axius · 01-30-2017, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

But my son gave me heavy guidelines. I'm not to embarrass him.

I tried to explain that its a bit late to give that advice.

Well don't embarrass the kid then. If you forget something, you have to be smooth and make something up on the spot. They're in Kindergarten, still an age that can be easily fooled if you use enough grace.

Lups · 01-30-2017, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Well don't embarrass the kid then. If you forget something, you have to be smooth and make something up on the spot. They're in Kindergarten, still an age that can be easily fooled if you use enough grace.

18 moppets. I haven't done that since my army days. I'll end up in YouTube.

Axius · 01-30-2017, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

18 moppets. I haven't done that since my army days. I'll end up in YouTube.

Please do, then take all those Youtube dollars and buy me a one way ticket to Aruba.

nyalpine90 · 01-30-2017, 01:09 PM

i think im fleeing to another country, Trump is stirring this volcano and its going to cause havoc lol

immigrant ban has every1 going nuts

reminds me of MAD MAX...lol

Axius · 01-30-2017, 01:17 PM

Buy guns and lots of ammo while you still can. Also some Level III armor.

nyalpine90 · 01-30-2017, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Buy guns and lots of ammo while you still can. Also some Level III armor.

word, turn my x4 into a tank!

attach a sentry gun on the roof lol

Axius · 01-30-2017, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

word, turn my x4 into a tank!

attach a sentry gun on the roof lol

Hell yes! That's the spirit!

nyalpine90 · 01-30-2017, 01:29 PM

///M Power-Belgium · 01-30-2017, 01:30 PM

Lups · 01-30-2017, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Please do, then take all those Youtube dollars and buy me a one way ticket to Aruba.

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i think im fleeing to another country, Trump is stirring this volcano and its going to cause havoc lol

immigrant ban has every1 going nuts

reminds me of MAD MAX...lol

I'm telling you, we just keep fucking it up, and we have great examples we could, you know, copy! At this point I feel like we deserve thos shit just because we can't get our heads from our arses (yes, I found the politics ot. My thread there has made me extremely popular

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Originally Posted by Axius

Buy guns and lots of ammo while you still can. Also some Level III armor.

That'll solve it...

How about buy a goat to the third world, it saves you from a lot of security threads' and my bitching too you fucktard!

For realz, you're my favorite American.

Lups · 01-30-2017, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Russians mastered painting! Jei!

shockin330i · 01-30-2017, 02:47 PM

Can it be friday?

Axius · 01-30-2017, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

That'll solve it...

How about buy a goat to the third world, it saves you from a lot of security threads' and my bitching too you fucktard!

For realz, you're my favorite American.

It's not meant to solve the situation, so much as create some kind of buffer for oneself if crazies get crazy here in the good ol US of A.

How about, I BUY MY OWN FUCKING GOAT. I WANT A GOAT. I SHOULD BUY MY OWN GOAT AND NAME HIM GOAT. SIR GOAT.

And you are my favorite Finn...., Laura is a REALLY close second though.

Lups · 01-30-2017, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

It's not meant to solve the situation, so much as create some kind of buffer for oneself if crazies get crazy here in the good ol US of A.

How about, I BUY MY OWN FUCKING GOAT. I WANT A GOAT. I SHOULD BUY MY OWN GOAT AND NAME HIM GOAT. SIR GOAT.

And you are my favorite Finn...., Laura is a REALLY close second though.

Hahaha, I know babe, but the world is insane now. Please promise me you'll wife my sister (and adopt my dogs with the wiring process) if Russia rhbs us over? The hubby will handle the kids, but kindly marry a hot chick for a bit for me?

UncleWede · 01-30-2017, 03:49 PM

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It is... until you realize who is telling the heart melting story...

very much like the nice man getting kids to come into the back of his van with candy...

Sorry, I was at a rally and they DON'T provide free Wi-Fi.

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