[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Funny story-

Before I became this womanizer you see infront of you today, I almost made it onto that vh1 show called "the pick up master"

But on final castings- I wasn't elected because and I quote "the public wouldn't believe someone who looks like you genuinely struggles getting women" (which I did)

Womanizer, makes me think of Britney Spears and her shaved head, which I'd totally still bang to this day.

I don't get it, pick up master would want a beef cake, not someone who struggles?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

Womanizer, makes me think of Britney Spears and her shaved head, which I'd totally still bang to this day.

I don't get it, pick up master would want a beef cake, not someone who struggles?

Pick up artist* my bad- it was the second season- I was a fresh 21 year old when shooting was supposed to start. No game, super skinny after a big weight loss-

Britney looks like she's crazy in bed. Like good crazy.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Ah well.

I have a friend who was selected to go on The Bachelor years ago. She was assigned the bitchy role but the company we worked for would not allow the time off.

I'm not a bachelor, I'm just an honest hard working bloke who wants to get married under a rolling hills Italian Vineyard with valiant horses prancing in the background with fresh plated of 1/4" thick Beacon and filet mignon accompanied by long crab legs and fougeres.

[BwoodBMW]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm not a bachelor, I'm just an honest hard working bloke who wants to get married under a rolling hills Italian Vineyard with valiant horses prancing in the background with fresh plated of 1/4" thick Beacon and filet mignon accompanied by long crab legs and fougeres.

That isn't too much to ask.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Pick up artist* my bad- it was the second season- I was a fresh 21 year old when shooting was supposed to start. No game, super skinny after a big weight loss-

Britney looks like she's crazy in bed. Like good crazy.

Yeah I was skinny, then lean and fit during hockey season, then skinny fat now. Need to get back into the gym asap.


Dude, Britney is hot with or without hair, I'd hit it.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by BwoodBMW

That isn't too much to ask.

That's what I'm saying, simple person, no crazy requests.

[EALm4]

suicide squad reject

[Axius]

Originally Posted by EALm4

suicide squad reject

She's poly, hit that up for a wild trio bro.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Axius

She's poly, hit that up for a wild trio bro.

can't bruh.

Got the Brony Con hoes in town

[Banana Hammock]

Is there a new Batman movie on the way or something?

[EALm4]

no way this girls name is Bertha lol

[EALm4]

found another gem

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by EALm4

no way this girls name is Bertha lol

I dunno. Why would you pick that name if you were making one up?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I dunno. Why would you pick that name if you were making one up?

To attract certain types of people?

*Makes banjo noises*

[EALm4]

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[Axius]

Yeah I'd picked the name candy or sharonda

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I dunno. Why would you pick that name if you were making one up?

total troll account. I'm sure I'll get some message like "hi hi visiting this weekend. hmu on 329-828-1233 if you're my type"

[Axius]

Originally Posted by EALm4

.

Slam it. Tell her you don't slam you stuff as the opener.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Axius

Slam it. Tell her you don't slam you stuff as the opener.

lol too late. swipped left

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Has anyone actually texted those bot numbers? What happens?

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Has anyone actually texted those bot numbers? What happens?

here's one if anyone wants to try

[Banana Hammock]

She puts 2 e's in her "hey". Suspicious...