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Crazy dog lady doesn't have the same appeal. The likelihood that I'll constantly smell like canned tuna is much lower.
Hadn't really thought of it that way...
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Bring mama along!
Yeah right Ernie...And my chicks and money too .

No wait...This sounds not that bad at all ...

On a serious note ...Philippe is not the guy who likes unknown situations .
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In short...I'm sorry it's not possible for the moment , but maybe in the future yes , at least when I survive the work stress till I hit one day my retirement...

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Yeah, that's why it's a cat plan.
There was a typo. I meant Cats.
Crazy dog lady doesn't have the same appeal. The likelihood that I'll constantly smell like canned tuna is much lower.
Some women smell like that without the cats... or canned tuna.
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Some women smell like that without the cats... or canned tuna.
Depends of she got a shower or not ...
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Everyone is in a holding cell because it turns out it's still illegal to go out and grab a random woman by the pussy.

I used my one "phone call" for this post.
Now you sound like a pussy , while I know you are not !

BTW....Meanwhile how's the seat position on your new red Pinarello ?
It's good. 5 rides and 330k on it and zero complaints. Still went ahead and ordered the zero set back seat post though. If I can move the saddle a little more forward I can drop the bars down a bit more.

I like everything about it so far.
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Depends of she got a shower or not ...
I think so women stink even when they shower, it's some kind of condition.
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It's good. 5 rides and 330k on it and zero complaints. Still went ahead and ordered the zero set back seat post though. If I can move the saddle a little more forward I can drop the bars down a bit more.

I like everything about it so far.
Nice to hear...Awesome !


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I think so women stink even when they shower, it's some kind of condition.
From my experience it's the female hormonal level of Estrogen...
And high Estrogen levels = a good condition , so you are right !
The more Estrogen they have , the more the tuna is present !
And my friend....The more tuna , the hotter they are !

Sometimes I feel like a fisherman !
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I think so women stink even when they shower, it's some kind of condition.
From my experience it's the female hormonal level of Estrogen...
And high Estrogen levels = a good condition , so you are right !
The more Estrogen they have , the more the tuna is present !
And my friend....The more tuna , the hotter they are !

Sometimes I feel like a fisherman !
Do you get bloodwork done on every girl you bang?
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I meant some women stink as a condition,not so much if they've showered or not. most healthy women dont stink down there.
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Bacon jalapeño mac n cheese stuffed into some fantastic meatloaf. Side of mashed potatoes.

Not that you can tell but on the plate across the way is a hamburger nestled between two bun size/shape servings of fried bacon jalapeño mac n cheese.
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Do you get bloodwork done on every girl you bang?
Hi Biorin

You quoted my friend anglo and I , so I'm not sure from who of us you like to hear an answer to your question..
Anyway here is my long answer => (no joke I'm serious)

I get my bloodwork done 2x/year or every 6 months .
Why ... ?

1- Because I'm a sportsman and I know you saw me in the gym.
2- 70% of the males in my family are hit with prostate problems , and my dad had it too (may he RIP)
3- So my priority goes to check PSA levels in my blood samples , but the same time the whole other stuff is checked as well..
4- I had even my DNA checked here with 23andMe => https://www.23andme.com/en-eu/
5- The only thing that I have is my chronic sinus problem , a stuffy nose ( nasal congestion ) I tried everything and nothing works in the last 5 years..
Probably it's caused by my huge workstress..

Everything seems to be ok Biorin , and everthing is about precaution in case like I said above...
I'm sure you saw on here that I talk sometimes about Ambiorix , and that I felt a strange and strong connection with him but also respect and I didn't knew why I had that strange feeling and obsession for Ambiorix..
Well my DNA sample from 23andMe confirmed that my true ancestor bloodline came from the Eburones !
Finally I knew (found out) what and why was going on in my mind and in my emotions...

The Eburones were a tribe in Gallie and Gallie was actually Belgica for the Romans and Belgica became finally Belgie => Belgium .
Ambiorix was the leader of the Eburones and kicked Ceasars Roman ass over here because he slaughtered 3 Roman legions , interesting fact is that my house is build on the battlefield where Ambiorix kicked Ceasars Roman ass !
I'm sure that's why I am tall and strong like a bullock , let us say I look like a civilized Barbarian and I'm afraid for nothing on earth .

For further questions just shoot them to me and I would be glad to serve you with an answer ...
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Do you get bloodwork done on every girl you bang?
Hi Biorin

You quoted my friend anglo and I , so I'm not sure from who of us you like to hear an answer to your question..
Anyway here is my long answer => (no joke I'm serious)

I get my bloodwork done 2x/year or every 6 months .
Why ... ?

1- Because I'm a sportsman and I know you saw me in the gym.
2- 70% of the males in my family are hit with prostate problems , and my dad had it too (may he RIP)
3- So my priority goes to check PSA levels in my blood samples , but the same time the whole other stuff is checked as well..
4- I had even my DNA checked here with 23andMe => https://www.23andme.com/en-eu/
5- The only thing that I have is my chronic sinus problem , a stuffy nose ( nasal congestion ) I tried everything and nothing works in the last 5 years..
Probably it's caused by my huge workstress..

Everything seems to be ok Biorin , and everthing is about precaution in case like I said above...
I'm sure you saw on here that I talk sometimes about Ambiorix , and that I felt a strange and strong connection with him but also respect and I didn't knew why I had that strange feeling and obsession for Ambiorix..
Well my DNA sample from 23andMe confirmed that my true ancestor bloodline came from the Eburones !

The Eburones were a tribe in Gallie and Gallie was actually Belgica for the Romans and Belgica became finally Belgie => Belgium .
Ambiorix was the leader of the Eburones and kicked Ceasars Roman ass over here because he slaughtered 3 Roman legions , interesting fact is that my house is build on the battlefield where Ambiorix kicked Ceasars Roman ass !
I'm sure that's why I am tall and strong like a bullock , let us say I look like a civilized Barbarian and I'm afraid for nothing on earth .

For further questions just shoot them to me and I would be glad to serve you with an answer ...
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YES !
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Do you get bloodwork done on every girl you bang?
Hi Biorin

You quoted my friend anglo and I , so I'm not sure from who of us you like to hear an answer to your question..
Anyway here is my long answer => (no joke I'm serious)

I get my bloodwork done 2x/year or every 6 months .
Why ... ?

1- Because I'm a sportsman and I know you saw me in the gym.
2- 70% of the males in my family are hit with prostate problems , and my dad had it too (may he RIP)
3- So my priority goes to check PSA levels in my blood samples , but the same time the whole other stuff is checked as well..
4- I had even my DNA checked here with 23andMe => https://www.23andme.com/en-eu/
5- The only thing that I have is my chronic sinus problem , a stuffy nose ( nasal congestion ) I tried everything and nothing works in the last 5 years..
Probably it's caused by my huge workstress..

Everything seems to be ok Biorin , and everthing is about precaution in case like I said above...
I'm sure you saw on here that I talk sometimes about Ambiorix , and that I felt a strange and strong connection with him but also respect and I didn't knew why I had that strange feeling and obsession for Ambiorix..
Well my DNA sample from 23andMe confirmed that my true ancestor bloodline came from the Eburones !
Finally I knew (found out) what and why was going on in my mind and in my emotions...

The Eburones were a tribe in Gallie and Gallie was actually Belgica for the Romans and Belgica became finally Belgie => Belgium .
Ambiorix was the leader of the Eburones and kicked Ceasars Roman ass over here because he slaughtered 3 Roman legions , interesting fact is that my house is build on the battlefield where Ambiorix kicked Ceasars Roman ass !
I'm sure that's why I am tall and strong like a bullock , let us say I look like a civilized Barbarian and I'm afraid for nothing on earth .

For further questions just shoot them to me and I would be glad to serve you with an answer ...
-Philippe.
: this is why we love you buddy!! haha

But you do raise an interesting point...I believe everyone who is able should monitor their blood glucose level (BGL) frequently...but I look at it from a different perspective: most Americans (and non-Americans I'm sure) feed themselves shit every few hours, food that'll cause a spike in BGL, and then BGL will fall just as below "steady state" as it rose...by monitoring BGL, we can see how the food we intake affects our BGL and in turn affects the kidney and other vital organs...someone who's generally inactive and intakes food with a high glycemic index will suffer a spike in BGL and then balloon up like a pig...once the BGL returns to "steady state", the food is stored as fat...but with someone who's generally active and intakes food with high GI, the food will first be used, then stored in the form of glycogen, then fat...by monitoring BGL, we can see what we can get away with eating while still achieving whatever goal we're after (muscle, fat loss, cardiovascular endurance, etc.)...oh, and getting blood work done frequently is important too
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And the desserts at this place...
I go for below on the right side ...

Looks good Sir .Bon appetit !
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: this is why we love you buddy!! haha

But you do raise an interesting point...I believe everyone who is able should monitor their blood glucose level (BGL) frequently...but I look at it from a different perspective: most Americans (and non-Americans I'm sure) feed themselves shit every few hours, food that'll cause a spike in BGL, and then BGL will fall just as below "steady state" as it rose...by monitoring BGL, we can see how the food we intake affects our BGL and in turn affects the kidney and other vital organs...someone who's generally inactive and intakes food with a high glycemic index will suffer a spike in BGL and then balloon up like a pig...once the BGL returns to "steady state", the food is stored as fat...but with someone who's generally active and intakes food with high GI, the food will first be used, then stored in the form of glycogen, then fat...by monitoring BGL, we can see what we can get away with eating while still achieving whatever goal we're after (muscle, fat loss, cardiovascular endurance, etc.)...oh, and getting blood work done frequently is important too
Yeah I know ...
BTW..I love you too Bhai !
Good night...
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Belgie - I think we need a selfie of you standing by Ambiorix. Just so we can properly see all the similarities.
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All right, who here smells like tuna?
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