[1MOREMOD]

I'm sad I missed out on all this readily available poon via these type of sites. I had to use match and tear them down that way

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

LOL so wrong.
Thank goodness we all have a sense of humor here. Otherwise you'd be toast out in the real world.

A lot of people disagree with my humor and brashness in the real world, so I'm glad I'm accepted at least here.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm sad I missed out on all this readily available poon via these type of sites. I had to use match and tear them down that way

Only dudes would swipe right on you.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Only dudes would swipe right on you.

Be nice to bitchtits McChickenlegs, he has feelings too you know.

[1MOREMOD]

Bitch please

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

Be nice to bitchtits McChickenlegs, he has feelings too you know.

@1MOREMOD already has himself a good looking piece of ass, so I don't care about roasting him. He can take it.

Plus, he's a pharmacist. He can just prescribe himself some happy pills and call it a day.

[1MOREMOD]

Wish it worked like that.

[Axius]

That he does, he's a smart man and has a good life. He's just been misguided by some gun hoarding hippies that have been a bad influence on his life.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

That he does, he's a smart man and has a good life. He's just been misguided by some gun hoarding hippies that have been a bad influence on his life.

You guys totally corrupted him.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You guys totally corrupted him.

I played no part.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

I played no part.

You practically held a gun to his head.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MINE AND MKSixer DAUGHTERS BABY, YOU HEAR ME??

Originally Posted by Axius

You mean fried chicken and grape kool-aid throwing off pH levels?


I would never mess with anyone's daughter, that's immoral.

Mr.SugarSkulls I forgot to tell you that she is seeing someone now. Oops.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You practically held a gun to his head.

That was Billup, not me. Everyone seems to confuse us two as the same person.

[1MOREMOD]

I went willingly just asked a bit of advice.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Mr.SugarSkulls I forgot to tell you that she is seeing someone now. Oops.

.....you hear that? That's my heart being shattered into a zillion pieces.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

.....you hear that? That's my heart being shattered into a zillion pieces.

We still have cool cars.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Mr.SugarSkulls I forgot to tell you that she is seeing someone now. Oops.

Come on, she needs a quality, responsible, intelligent, fit, morally in tact, gentleman like myself or sugs. We both submitted to the bachelor but were turned down for having too many aspiring characteristics and the show needed move lame drama.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

We still have cool cars.

You still cosigning for my next ride though, right?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

Come on, she needs a quality, responsible, intelligent, fit, morally in tact, gentleman like myself or sugs. We both submitted to the bachelor but were turned down for having too many aspiring characteristics and the show needed move lame drama.

Funny story-

Before I became this womanizer you see infront of you today, I almost made it onto that vh1 show called "the pick up artist***"

But on final castings- I wasn't elected because and I quote "the public wouldn't believe someone who looks like you genuinely struggles getting women" (which I did)

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You still cosigning for my next ride though, right?

Nono, find a dumb girl on tinder to cosign then default on the loan and sell the car overseas on the blackmarket and call insurance to say it was stolen.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Come on, she needs a quality, responsible, intelligent, fit, morally in tact, gentleman like myself or sugs. We both submitted to the bachelor but were turned down for having too many aspiring characteristics and the show needed move lame drama.

Ah well.

I have a friend who was selected to go on The Bachelor years ago. She was assigned the bitchy role but the company we worked for would not allow the time off.

[1MOREMOD]

That pickup master show was funny