[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hey man, just because I'm not as well "internet"versed as you are doesn't give you the right to treat me like a lesser person.

Well... That was on the news so does that mean I am more well versed on television too?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Well... That was on the news so does that mean I am more well versed on television too?

Fucking right, I don't watch that garbage, only quality television like Honey Boo Boo and Moonshiners.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

Fucking right, I don't watch that garbage, only quality television like Honey Boo Boo and Moonshiners.

Spoiler alert... He doesn't get the money for hookers and cocaine...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Spoiler alert... He doesn't get the money for hookers and cocaine...

Bigger spoiler alert, the poor bloke didn't even win his $2 back.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

He said ONE country to invade. Which one do you want, Trinidad, or Tobago?

Originally Posted by Axius

Well, he said whenever shit gets weird we can invade another, so we'll start with Tobago and work our way backwards.

This means that we will be in a perpetual state of war.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

Bigger spoiler alert, the poor bloke didn't even win his $2 back.

Spoiler alert... ASBSECU E93 has a problem with gas - if you know what I mean...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This means that we will be in a perpetual state of war.

Duh. You think people respected Alexander the Great because he was like "nah fuck war, I'm gonna Netflix and chill" hmm?

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

My gas bill was $74 (nearly triple the normal bill) and I sent it to my wife along with a graph of our monthly usage.

Her response "DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FREEZE TO DEATH?!" hahaa

It's probably like 60 degrees in here right now...

BRB she's coming home - I need to go turn on the heater

$300 gas bill and some people have $500 electricity bills during some months!

Yikes!

Dang yall pay a lot. My light bill is about $84 bucks a month

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

What rock have you been living under??! That shit was like years ago... No wonder Lups fired your ass...

Years ago. He probably wasn't born yet. You've been here quite a while, old man!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This means that we will be in a perpetual state of war.

...., do we not want that? We can mate with their women and begin building a master race.

Originally Posted by shoei

Spoiler alert... ASBSECU E93 has a problem with gas - if you know what I mean...

Just triggered some serious nightmares. My office suddenly smells like dusty old cobweb infested anus.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Duh. You think people respected Alexander the Great because he was like "nah fuck war, I'm gonna Netflix and chill" hmm?

My favorite general!!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Years ago. He probably wasn't born yet. You've been here quite a while, old man!

Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

My favorite general!!

He was awesome. He's the reason I get a little salty over the whole Macedonia debate. I dated a guy from FYROM, and he was like "Alexander the Great was Macedonian like me!" and I was like, girl, he ain't no Slav. Greece mothafucka.


History brings out my inner hood rat.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

...., do we not want that? We can mate with their women and begin building a master race.



Just triggered some serious nightmares. My office suddenly smells like dusty old cobweb infested anus.

My memory may be a little foggy but hasn't that been tried before? Oh well, let's get at it anyway!!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by shoei

Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...

I didn't know that! I called him middle aged the other day, my mistake. I should have gone with geriatric.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

He was awesome. He's the reason I get a little salty over the whole Macedonia debate. I dated a guy from FYROM, and he was like "Alexander the Great was Macedonian like me!" and I was like, girl, he ain't no Slav. Greece mothafucka.


History brings out my inner hood rat.

HA!
Maps. They are our friends!!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...

I am young, virile, AND I don't have to wear an ankle bracelet like some.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by History.com

After his spectacular capture in 327 B.C. of Sogdian Rock, a seemingly impregnable mountain fortress, the 28-year-old Alexander was surveying his captives when Roxanne, the teenage daughter of a Bactrian nobleman, caught his eye. Soon after, in a traditional wedding ceremony, the king sliced a loaf of bread in two with his sword and shared it with his new bride. A few months after Alexander’s death, Roxanne gave birth to the couple’s only son, Alexander IV.

28 years old banging teenagers....

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I didn't know that! I called him middle aged the other day, my mistake. I should have gone with geriatric.

It's just a short ride to where you are now AND I have my henchmen with me. Be afraid. Be very afraid.












Oh wait. You are the master of edged weapons. Never mind.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I am young, virile, AND I don't have to wear an ankle bracelet like some.

Sounds like a pretty potent Viagra subscription.

Edit: I obviously meant prescription. Which is like a subscription. For drugs.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by shoei

Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...

We are told to respect our elders.

shoei craves our respect.

Therefore, is it not logical to assume Shoei is the eldest among us?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Sounds like a pretty potent Viagra subscription.

PDE-5 inhibition is NOT something I need. I suggest asking shoei about his use.