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      01-13-2017, 10:50 AM   #45211
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      01-13-2017, 10:51 AM   #45212
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He missed the target low and wide the other day... Think you're fine...

Not sure what the issue is... Either his vision is going or he's not getting enough support from the lower portion of his legs... Maybe both...

Regardless, in the off chance he doesn't miss because he could just get lucky, I'm calling dibs on Miss Piggy Senior and the i8 and the mystery car...
Dude...whereTF have you been?

And I'm going to make certain that they are all in the kill box. But you can have the Yaris.
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Dude...whereTF have you been?

And I'm going to make certain that they are all in the kill box. But you can have the Yaris.
You rang?
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      01-13-2017, 10:55 AM   #45214
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      01-13-2017, 10:57 AM   #45216
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So....I happened to be at the BMW dealer today and ran into one of my BMW car buddies (He has a 2015 M4 with many extras)...

We are chatting about why each other just happened to be at the dealership...

I'm there to drop Ms. Piggy off for a couple service related items covered under the maintenance plan.

After 10 minutes or so - the GM of the dealership comes out and starts talking to us.

At this point in the conversation - my buddy asks if I wanna walk up to the Acura Dealership (which is also associated with the BMW dealership right beside the BMW lot) to check out the new NSX in their showroom.

About half way over to the lot - he explains he is there to finalize his order for a new NSX

$178,000 out the door

MKSixer - you gotta step up your game
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      01-13-2017, 11:00 AM   #45217
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Or they've limited internet hours at the nursing home.
He's over there just having tons of old wrinkly moth ball smelling sex...., lucky bastard.
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      01-13-2017, 11:00 AM   #45218
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I had a friend who would say, "We aren't keeping up with the Joneses, we ARE the Joneses!!" That fuq'r was seriously rich.
So - it's not the fact he's paying cash......or even that it's an NSX (and we'll agree to disagree on your perspective of that car )

It's the fact he is a professional gamer...and pulls that kinda cash!!!!!
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He missed the target low and wide the other day... Think you're fine...

Not sure what the issue is... Either his vision is going or he's not getting enough support from the lower portion of his legs... Maybe both...

Regardless, in the off chance he doesn't miss because he could just get lucky, I'm calling dibs on Miss Piggy Senior and the i8 and the mystery car...
Dude...whereTF have you been?

And I'm going to make certain that they are all in the kill box. But you can have the Yaris.
Did you not just hear how moddie couldn't hit the side of a barn lately?? What fucking kill box?! Unless your kill box is the size of Russia, we're golden...

As for where I've been, some of us are busy actually changing the world, curing cancer, helping out the needy? Well, that's not what I've been doing lately, but it's still in the realm of possibility... Might be busy working, maybe life as an abstract painter has occupied my time? Or maybe business is booming slinging dope? I ain't talking until you spill what car you're getting !!!
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      01-13-2017, 11:01 AM   #45221
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And I'm going to make certain that they are all in the kill box. But you can have the Yaris.
You rang?
So that's what you've named your penis? "The Kill Box" ??
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      01-13-2017, 11:02 AM   #45222
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ZINNNNGGGGGGGG! *E46 M3 sound*
So the sound of rattling cans being dragged behind a car?
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      01-13-2017, 11:03 AM   #45223
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No. I know that production has been completed. Deliveries have not. I'm heading to dealership week after next to discuss things in person with the owner.

What have you been up to?
Not too much really. The last track event of the year was the only event it didn't rain. Track conditions were perfect. Managed to crush my previous personal best lap time by 5 seconds.

After that event, installed my headers and tuned it. Slapped it on the dyno and it made 309 whp. Not bad numbers but the car kept pulling timing. Frank over at TTFS believes it is due to the spark plugs. Running factory plugs when these cars really need to run plugs that are one step colder when modified. Going to change the plugs over the winter and put it back on the dyno.



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Currently looking into supercharging the M Roadster. I actually have someone that really wants to buy it but I'm not sure I want to part with it yet.

I told myself that I'm not going to buy another car this year since I've bought something every year for the past three years. But, if I were a betting man, I would bet against myself.
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      01-13-2017, 11:06 AM   #45225
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TRIGGERED.
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      01-13-2017, 11:07 AM   #45226
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TRIGGERED.
Oh I'm sorry... the sound of rattling cans in surround sound being dragged behind a car??

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      01-13-2017, 11:08 AM   #45228
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Shoei that sounds good man smh.
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I didn't realize any of this shit was said until after I posted. SMFH
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Oh I'm sorry... the sound of rattling cans in surround sound being dragged behind a car??

You rat bastard!
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      01-13-2017, 11:12 AM   #45230
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So that's what you've named your penis? "The Kill Box" ??
For all the pussy I slay.



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