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      01-12-2017, 02:41 PM   #45145
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I'm thinking the "America, Fuck Yeah" song from Team America, only it's "Thundersnow, Fuck Yeah."
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Went to niece's bday party last night. Her older sister (legal in a few more weeks) is sitting at the table, and I walk up behind her and put my hands around her neck instead of covering her eyes. "Is that my Uncle Wede?" Not sure if should be flattered or not.


Oh, to be a thundersnow storm
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I like how you had to point out that she's legal in a few weeks...,




...., she seeing anyone?
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Went to niece's bday party last night. Her older sister (legal in a few more weeks) is sitting at the table, and I walk up behind her and put my hands around her neck instead of covering her eyes. "Is that my Uncle Wede?" Not sure if should be flattered or not.
Ah, you weared your poultry feather gloves again? Then you were surely easy to recognize
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Went to niece's bday party last night. Her older sister (legal in a few more weeks) is sitting at the table, and I walk up behind her and put my hands around her neck instead of covering her eyes. "Is that my Uncle Wede?" Not sure if should be flattered or not.


Oh, to be a thundersnow storm
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I like how you had to point out that she's legal in a few weeks...,




...., she seeing anyone?
skinny little twerp with a limp handshake. I could take him
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skinny little twerp with a limp handshake. I could take him
Yeah, screw him.



So when are you going to introduce me?
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Yeah, screw him.



So when are you going to introduce me?
Not sure he really wants to relocate to OH, but I'll ask the next time I see him.

You need to reserve the van too??
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Not sure he really wants to relocate to OH, but I'll ask the next time I see him.

You need to reserve the van too??
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Yeah, screw him.



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Engrish sen ten cents truckshure; it matters.
Separate thoughts. Bastard.
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Separate thoughts. Bastard.
God, you are worse than a woman. I am not a mind reader!!!! I have enough problems with all the voices IN my head, I can't figure out what the hell you are thinking if you don't communicate with me. See, this here is exactly the kind of thing I avoid by staying safely in the basement.

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Yeah, screw him.



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God, you are worse than a woman. I am not a mind reader!!!! I have enough problems with all the voices IN my head, I can't figure out what the hell you are thinking if you don't communicate with me. See, this here is exactly the kind of thing I avoid by staying safely in the basement.

Rock on Garth
It's ok, buddy. We know you're old and senile.
WE aren't going to drive down that lane in the Packard again are WE?
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Does your Packard have red wheels? Don't want to piss off shoei or ASB.

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Does your Packard have red wheels? Don't want to piss off shoei or ASB.

Ain't nobody going to dis those dishes
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Mini's rule.
Yeah my friend ...How are you Philippe ?
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Where other cars screw MINI rules !
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This sounds fucking awesome. THUNDERSNOW. I think I've found my new username for... everything.
You don't believe it Biorin ! But the shit started over here..

"Thundersnow" is kinda shit like this...



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