Tinder/Dating Apps

///M Power-Belgium · 07-08-2016, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

No joke brother !
Need to say I need stronger concentration to handle the situation ..because I think more on sex than on my work ...At my work !
Imagine..

EALm4 · 07-08-2016, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

No joke brother !
Need to say I need stronger concentration to handle the situation ..because I think more on sex than on my work ...At my work !
Imagine..

look we going to need to see pics of both of these females

///M Power-Belgium · 07-08-2016, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

look we going to need to see pics of both of these females

It was already requested by my friend Aatish
He asked to post a pic from Wendy , and I have a couple of Wendy ..So I asked Wendy first to post a pic from her ..
The answer was like ...Please don't .
And for me is no permission a no go ..
I'm sorry , but I will see of what I can do and will try to push the situation a bit ..

EALm4 · 07-08-2016, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

It was already requested by my friend Aatish
He asked to post a pic from Wendy , and I have a couple of Wendy ..So I asked Wendy first to post a pic from her ..
The answer was like ...Please don't .
And for me is no permission a no go ..
I'm sorry , but I will see of what I can do and will try to push the situation a bit ..

so chivalrous

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 04:06 PM

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Almost forgot about Bumble. Lolz.

Swiped right for her on Tinder and I guess she found me on Bumble and right swiped me. Pics from IG since bumble only has 3.

Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.

Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.

Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.

Mr. Jones: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.

Craig Jones: You call that game?

Verb, it is working bro!

Dunno what they see in me other than skin color and six pack.

Although I dunno if they wanna date me since there's a chance I may get shot before 30.

smoosh · 07-08-2016, 04:16 PM

The amount of stupid fucking pics I saw today...almost made me put my phone down and actually do work

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 04:18 PM

Audrey and Paula FTW.

Sara · 07-08-2016, 04:20 PM

Brenda lol

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Maybe I just sound mean, but I fucking hate the line "any questions, just ask".

Yes bitch, will you suck my dick?

I mean, what kind of line is that? Like, I've been losing fucking sleep pondering over a question I had when I saw your duck face in your parent's bathroom...

Oh my lord.

///M Power-Belgium · 07-08-2016, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

The amount of stupid fucking pics I saw today...almost made me put my phone down and actually do work

Brenda => 8/10

Axius · 07-08-2016, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

The amount of stupid fucking pics I saw today...almost made me put my phone down and actually do work

What's wrong with Grace? Them tits bro. THEM TITS ARE NIIICE.

bimmette · 07-08-2016, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by smoosh

The amount of stupid fucking pics I saw today...almost made me put my phone down and actually do work

What's wrong with Grace? Them tits bro. THEM TITS ARE NIIICE.

Even I agree #nolez

smoosh · 07-08-2016, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by smoosh

The amount of stupid fucking pics I saw today...almost made me put my phone down and actually do work

What's wrong with Grace? Them tits bro. THEM TITS ARE NIIICE.

She seems like the type to cry wondering why she can't find a good man... That's why she's on there

Otherwise I agree, DEM TITTIES STACKED BRAH!!

Axius · 07-08-2016, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Even I agree #nolez

That was total lez. For the sake of argument we'll call it bi-curious.

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Originally Posted by smoosh

She seems like the type to cry wondering why she can't find a good man... That's why she's on there

Otherwise I agree, DEM TITTIES STACKED BRAH!!

Okay, so message her, pretend to be a good man, see dem tits, then bouncehouse.

silvergray545 · 07-08-2016, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

The amount of stupid fucking pics I saw today...almost made me put my phone down and actually do work

I don't know how girls use pics like that and are ok with it. When I'm trying to figure out what pic to use for Tinder/Bumble, I ask myself "Do I look fucking retarded in this picture?" If yes, I don't use it.

08njSTEP · 07-08-2016, 05:51 PM

I love the "Friday" movies. The Christmas one is hilarious.

08njSTEP · 07-08-2016, 05:59 PM

Oh yeah Saida swims....right. Then she washes up on the beach and it takes 3 days to figure out how to get her carcass off said beach.

smoosh · 07-08-2016, 06:00 PM

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Oh yeah Saida swims....right. Then she washes up on the beach and it takes 3 days to figure out how to get her carcass off said beach.

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I was laughing my ass off when I saw she claims to swim

silvergray545 · 07-08-2016, 06:11 PM

Guys, now that Verb is gone, I'm going to need your help keeping this thread alive.

smoosh, Axius, EALm4 and anyone else that has contributed to this thread.

EALm4 · 07-08-2016, 06:13 PM

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Guys, now that Verb is gone, I'm going to need your help keeping this thread alive.

smoosh, Axius, EALm4 and anyone else that has contributed to this thread.

what ? where he off to?

silvergray545 · 07-08-2016, 06:15 PM

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what ? where he off to?

He got banned.

EALm4 · 07-08-2016, 06:16 PM

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what ? where he off to?

He got banned.

lol

for what? lemme get the cliff note version

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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Audrey and Paula FTW. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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